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re: Anyone ever "aced" the house to show your wife who is boss?
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:48 pm to Tiger Ryno
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:48 pm to Tiger Ryno
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You turn the tables by Acing that mother so clean she literally can't speak when she returns.
And she rewards you by letting you use her fancy lotion to jack off with later?
This post was edited on 6/13/17 at 2:13 pm
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Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:48 pm to Tiger Ryno
I've done the exact freakin opposite. She was already pissed and I wasn't getting any anyway. She's not going to guilt trip me into picking up after myself. And I'm damn sure not stupid enough to do it in some reverse psychology attempt to be "the boss". Kick my shoes off right in the middle of the living room, crack a beer, and let the kid take out any and every toy they want.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:48 pm to Tiger Ryno
I tried that once when I was a kid...cleaned the whole house before my parents got home. I was going to show them that I didn't need them to tell me what to do!
I finished cleaning and saw the light beeping on the answering machine.
"Please pick up around the house and do the dishes before we get home."
I finished cleaning and saw the light beeping on the answering machine.
"Please pick up around the house and do the dishes before we get home."
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:48 pm to Tiger Ryno
Why would I be cleaning my own house? That's why I have a housekeeper.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:49 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:Well, the end result was the house WAS clean...
You turn the tables by Acing that mother so clean she literally can't speak when she returns.
This post was edited on 6/13/17 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:49 pm to Tiger Ryno
I hope that works out for you.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:49 pm to Tiger Ryno
soccer board
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:49 pm to Tiger Ryno
Total Alpha Male Move.
I guess.
I guess.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:50 pm to Tiger Ryno
I bet you have an I love my wife sticker on your Honda civic
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:50 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:i don't even
"aced" the house to show your wife who is boss?
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:51 pm to Tiger Ryno
Did you light a candle?
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:51 pm to Tiger Ryno
You think doing housework while she's out shopping is showing her "who's boss"?
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:51 pm to Tiger Ryno
My wife uses this tactic from time to time. I just move my plate from the counter to the sink.
This post was edited on 6/13/17 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:51 pm to crazycubes
The old timers must all be gone from this place. Surely there is someone around who remembers a prominent poster who first brought "acing" the house to this board.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:52 pm to Tiger Ryno
My wife is an OCD germophobe and doesn't believe that I know how to fold clothes, vaccuum or load a dishwasher. So no, I've never cucked myself by doing all that crap.
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:52 pm to Tiger Ryno
Thought this was going to be about taking a dump that makes the whole house stink
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:53 pm to Tiger Ryno
Welp. This thread isnt going as OP planned
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:54 pm to SetTheMood
quote:
My wife is an OCD germophobe
Same. Quite the annoying blessing
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:55 pm to Tiger Ryno
Never stop being ryno
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:55 pm to OWLFAN86
I figured you would remember the original dukkev thread from a. Few years ago.
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