Roaad

Beat it.

The bad:

Story is dogshit. Marcus and Dom are effectively supporting cast. Story focuses on gross-looking lesbian Mags more than anyone else. Even have her gay trauma backstory to trudge through.

Dom and Marcus feel less like hard-core battle bros. . .more like Insomniac "yearning"

Every leader is a woman except 1. . .a white male. . .who, of course, is an evil genocidal lunatic.

They got rid of melee duels.

You can beat almost every boss almost without shooting at all


The good:

Visually it is incredible. Best it has ever looked, by far.

Gunplay is fine. About the same as 5, not as good as 3.

Dom is still alive (prequel), but he talks about his feelings a lot.

If there was no story at all, and you just went from battle to battle, this would be an 8 or 9/10

But this is a 6/10 due to "millennial writer fatigue"

Better than Wolverine, about the same as Gears 5 everywhere else. . .but you do get the sense it wants you to think it is trying to be more like Gears 3.

So there's that

pretty epic 9 year old bump

Guaranteed to be the most diversely diverse diversity in film history. The amount of strength obtained by this diversity would have overwhelmed even the Five Armies

The sheer number of genders we would have seen would have generated enough ESG to float nations.

The pansexual throuple between an emasculated Aragorn, transgender lesbian Galadriel, and an austere Orc scholar will go down as one of the biggest missed opportunities in all of Middle Earth adaptations.

Proof that there is a God, and he loves us.

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the greatest rivalry in CFB

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Iron Bowl?

TSIO?

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If they win the rest of their games, they will make the CFP.

Why are so many you hung up on polls in the CFP era?

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Oh. . .I see.

You are lost.

It's ok, buckaroo, it happens sometimes.

You see, this is a college sports message board.

The AP poll is, and has always been, a valid data point for discussion involving college sports,

And as this is a subsection that narrowly focuses on the Southeastern Conference, and the University of Kentucky is a member of said conference in good standing. . .they are appropriate to discuss here.

Perhaps you would feel more comfortable here.

If I can be of further help, please ask.

But diversity is their strength!

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His tight end is wide the frick open going over the middle for what would be an easy first down.

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And said TE looks confused af at what Bryce is doing

Any uniform other than the gay Vols standard is an improvement

Aggie was a significant downgrade

What a gay fricking thread

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Thinking about setting up an account and trying steam out is it a simple process just pay and download games?

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Never used steam before?

If not. . .brother. . .you are about to have your eyes opened to the world of the real.