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Anyone ever "aced" the house to show your wife who is boss?

Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:44 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:44 pm
Hypothetically she's been on your arse with the complaining and nagging and she goes shopping and comes home expecting to jump your arse because she knows the house will be messy...but! You turn the tables by Acing that mother so clean she literally can't speak when she returns.
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2585 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:45 pm to
Dear diary.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39424 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:45 pm to
Lol no
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
89397 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:45 pm to
Yea, you really showed her by doing exactly what she wanted.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:45 pm to
Sounds like she has you trained perfectly.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14794 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:46 pm to
No, but I have busted it before and gone golfing or fishing. Which one do you think got her attention more?
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

show your wife who is boss


I dick her down right and order is restored.
Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:46 pm to
beta
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2585 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:46 pm to
Won a battle to lose the war? I think not. You need to put that woman in her place.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:46 pm to
It's best to keep them thinking we aren't capable.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:46 pm to
In this hypothetical, does she give you your own balls back for a few minutes so you can feel like a man again for just a little while?
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:47 pm to
I'm not married so I generally just am not a slob. Works ok.
Posted by Scanlon Shorthalt
Member since Jan 2017
287 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:47 pm to
We don't have kids so our house stays pretty clean. I vacuum a couple of times a week and we each do our own laundry. There's no need to "ace" the house.

So no.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45198 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:47 pm to
Pssst, that's what she wants you to do dummy.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
53362 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:47 pm to
I'm OCD as hell, so my house pretty much stays clean all the time. If anything, I'm gonna be the one raising hell if shite gets left around the house.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:47 pm to
That will show her. After that you can cook dinner for her and her boyfriend.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48880 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:47 pm to
She will look for something else to bitch about.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

You turn the tables by Acing that mother so clean she literally can't speak when she returns.


So, how many of us are adults that know how to pick up after ourselves?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141167 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:48 pm to
Dear Facebook,
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45198 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

It's best to keep them thinking we aren't capable.
Absolute truth. Well played.
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