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re: Anyone ever "aced" the house to show your wife who is boss?

Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:17 pm to
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:17 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110694 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

I figured you would remember the original dukkev thread from a. Few years ago.


In classic Peej style, your prediction was wrong.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26330 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:18 pm to
Turn in your man card beta boy
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Wonder if it's the shite bag or the dime sized black heads on your nose?


Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:21 pm to
F no. She comes home to me watching sports and drinking beer like a man
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19252 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:21 pm to
I do this but not with cleaning the house. I do it with cooking usually (in fairness I am the better cook so I would rather do that anyway).
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:22 pm to
That was really nice of you. I hope she notices!

Did you pressure wash the house and change all the air filters too?
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21842 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

You turn the tables by Acing that mother so clean she literally can't speak when she returns.


Oh, you don't have help? I couldn't imagine a life where I cleaned my own house .
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47719 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:25 pm to
If you tell her to just quit her job and shop all day, like a professional, that will really show her.

Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:25 pm to
You probably ace her boyfriends house too don't you?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26330 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:42 pm to
If this is what married life is like I'll just remain single
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62294 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

Hypothetically she's been on your arse with the complaining and nagging and she goes shopping and comes home expecting to jump your arse because she knows the house will be messy...but! You turn the tables by Acing that mother so clean she literally can't speak when she returns.


Yeah, cleaning the house spotlessly. That will teach her!
Posted by Duckhammer_77
TD Platinum member
Member since Nov 2016
3080 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 3:08 pm to
If she's gonna be like that, I have purposely gone hunting/fishing to have something dead to clean in the driveway when she gets back. Even if I have to shoot some doves in the 'hood just to have some blood n feathers around...I also pay for a weekly maid service bc I love my wife...
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14269 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 3:11 pm to
no, but I aced your wife right in the face when you were out of the house.


did I do that right?
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4793 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 4:16 pm to
My favorite is when my GF goes out of town and when she gets back complements me on how great the house looks. What she doesn't realize is I maybe cleaned for an hour total, I just don't make a fricking mess 24/7 so I don't have to spend hours cleaning.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

F no. She comes home to me watching sports and drinking beer like a man


This or doing other manly things.

OP, turn in your man card.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

raising hell if shite gets left around the house.


You ain't gonna do shite. I'll knock your chia pet off the end table like a Boss.

Meet me at Sonic.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70134 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 4:49 pm to
Wouldn't you want to do the opposite and trash it?
Posted by Creamer
louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
2817 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 4:52 pm to
You're wife while accuse you of cheating if you keep that shite up.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 4:52 pm to
Youre doing it wrong
This post was edited on 6/13/17 at 4:53 pm
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