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About every 5 year thread. How to GTFO of jury duty

Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:35 am
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27412 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:35 am
Harris County.

Have they relaxed the dress code? Jeans are allowed? I ask this to ask, if I wear jeans does that make me more or less likely to be picked?

I fully intend on being VERY opinionated on any surveys.

Slacks or jeans? Not asking what’s proper and less trashy. Slacks are the obvious answer. I only ask in the interest of getting sent home.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70406 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:36 am to
Don’t go.

What are they going to do, stab you?
Posted by Churchill
Member since Apr 2009
569 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:37 am to
Wear what you want. It is a fun experience though.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
95788 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:37 am to
Wear your MAGA hat

This post was edited on 12/17/24 at 6:39 am
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27412 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:38 am to
quote:

Wear your MAGA hat


Thought about a Trump shirt.
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
2829 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:38 am to
Or you could just do your civic duty and try and get on the jury.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130505 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:39 am to
Tell them you post on the OT
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27412 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:40 am to
quote:

Or you could just do your civic duty and try and get on the jury.


You retired?

Have a boss who is not a twat?

My answer is no to both.
Posted by BasedAF
Member since Nov 2024
370 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:43 am to
They can’t prove you received the jury summons as it’s not certified mail.
Posted by hogwildinhouston
Member since Oct 2011
728 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:48 am to
quote:

They can’t prove you received the jury summons as it’s not certified mail.


Exactly. This is especially true in Harris County. You have about a 50/50 chance of getting anything mailed to you.

So, just don't go if you want out that bad.
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
35996 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:56 am to
how old are you? I don't know about Texas, but in Mississippi if you're over 65 out you can get out...
Posted by TygerDurden
Member since Sep 2009
1922 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:57 am to
quote:

Or you could just do your civic duty and try and get on the jury.


This. I sat on a harris county jury for over week one time and yes it was a pain and I was glad that I did it. Trust me that if the roles were reversed and anyone was the accused you would want a qualified jury pool deciding your fate. I came away from that experience fully convinced that in the US there may be hundreds if not thousands in prison that are fully innocent. The legal and justice system doesn’t work for everyone and especially if the jury pool has the intelligence of a bag of rocks.
Posted by moe1967
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2023
209 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 6:59 am to
Years ago my niece got called into jury duty for a murder trial. While being interviewed or when the officials were talking to the group of potential jurors, I forgot which, she makes a rather loud comment. "Sounds guilty to me" lol

She was released soon after! lol

Just be loud and opinionated, especially about their guilt or innocence, and I guarantee you will be released.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43307 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 7:00 am to
I got called for Jefferson County, AL (Birmingham) not long ago. Fortunately my group was dismissed after a couple of days and we didn’t have to sit for a trial. Key take away: NEVER put yourself in a position to be tried by a jury of your ‘peers’ in Birmingham, AL.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13132 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 7:01 am to
Do your duty.
Posted by alexahet
Everywhere
Member since Apr 2010
3204 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 7:06 am to
Be pregnant or breastfeeding
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 7:09 am to
Jeans are fine, assuming they don't look like you just worked in an oil field.

Stop trying to get out of shite, and do it. Somehow, I've only been called twice (I was in Belgium once,) and the last time they didn't even swear us in before sending us home.
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
6533 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 7:12 am to
Go do your civic duty and serve. You could be the one person who makes a difference for a party when all around cave.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34661 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 7:21 am to
Enjoyed it a quite a bit.


The other jurors were very cool and we got to send a child molester to Angola for 10-15.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23795 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 7:25 am to
Drop the N word
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