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I do see him hiding in the bushes in his bathrobe yelling about the cops....

Worked for Uncle Junior until it really happened. Going from getting off as senile to shooting someone because you thought they were someone you whacked five seasons before is a hell of a turn....

Someone send Joe to the neurologist. See if he is having another mental episode....

Who hasn’t seen the pics at this point? They sent them in the mail with samples of Tide....

You must be this tall to be president —————————— Pete...

He flossed his teeth with her pubes....

Lots of shite going on with her. The photos brought a lot of scrutiny on her for a number of things including financial frickery in paying off her fricktoys and questions about a nonprofit she headed before running for Congress that seemed sketchy as hell. The line of thought had been that people...

How can you buy cars if you are on lockdown? Or why would you buy a new car if you are on lockdown?...

Why do crooks rob banks? “Cause that’s where the money is.”...

Galveston was in that same boat at one point before it got flattened by a hurricane. After that, people moved inland to Houston....

Take care of them? [img]http://www.morethings.com/fan/quentin_tarantino/pulp_fiction/pulp_fiction1130.jpg[/img]...

“Hi, this is Karen from CVS. We can’t fill this scrip for a 25th floor penthouse because we show you already got another scrip like this within the past three months. You’re going to have to wait until March 1 and retry with your insurance.”...

I think he has raped women but the cases they brought forward seem more like people regretting they fricked him because they didn’t get enough of a career boost for it....

What’s that Chris Rock routine? “Men tell more lies but women tell bigger lies. A man says “I was at Johnny’s house.” A woman says “It’s your baby.””...

JFK and RFK haven’t moved any goalposts since 1968....

Or he can say he heard about a great deal on land from the Catholic diocese up in Vermont, provided his wife can get the financing....

Bonus points if it is Buttplug’s slogan....

Apparently they traded one head case for another by getting the pick that became him in the Kyrie trade....

From all reports, the team had basically checked out on Beilein before training camp was done. That’s taking things to an absurd level IMHO since they had yet to play a regular season game yet and already were done with the coach. And this doesn’t even go into the reports that Larry Drew, la...

How do you say “The land of fruits and nuts” in Spanish?...