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Steyer is like the crazy uncle of Newscum. The dude is absolutely batshit crazy and believes the same nonsense as Newscum.
Steyer is in every single block of commercials on local TV.
Oddly, the local IBEW is against him, though.

re: WYHI - Super Tall Girl

Posted by guzziguy on 4/15/26 at 3:00 pm to
Nope.
I like petite women.

Can't stand chicks with large hands and feet.
Freakishly tall is a turnoff, too.
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Under what conditions is this coverage provided? I’ve done the research I just want to know if you have as well.


Last I heard years ago it was for prisoners that wanted that nonsense.
With Newscum loving his Health Care For Everyone, probably for any illegal that walks into a hospital.
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...to make Louisiana a place where people move to set down roots, raise their children and grandchildren...


Is it THAT good?
Yay!
Trashy doodle art tats!

SMH.
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Are they still getting ObamaPhones for free?


Yes.
And internet.
I pass by a government building daily to and from work.
On the sidewalk outside they have one EasyUp for phones and one for internet.
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Tom H needs to get laid.


Tom H is a purple-haired tranny, obviously.
Interesting.
I used to patch these up before and during Desert Storm.
I've seen them shot to shite with half their control surfaces missing.

Hope the pilot (DEI?) didn't panic and punch out too early.
Girl in the short white dress looks like her Crotch Crickets are acting up again.

re: Personal Of Interest

Posted by guzziguy on 4/3/26 at 10:28 am to
Great show but I totally missed the last few episodes, although I heard it was very interesting.
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How did Helen Keller get a burn on her ear?
She answered the phone.
How did she get a burn on her other ear?
They called back.


Don't you need to introduce 'the iron' somewhere in this pathetic joke attempt?


Ha!
Yeah, someone barged into my office when I was typing!
Thanks
How did Helen Keller get a burn on her ear?
She answered the iron.
How did she get a burn on her other ear?
They called back.

Fixed
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I find her very odd looking.


That's cuz she looks like a female Hemsworth.

re: Miss LSU 2026 has been crowned

Posted by guzziguy on 3/30/26 at 2:24 pm to
5th place were robbed!
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Is this going to make trying to find ethanol free gas for my lawn equipment and outboard even more of an Easter egg hunt?


My vintage rides HATE corn gas!
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berthing is a room.

Think about it as it damaged 100 berthing spaces.


Oh Ok,

Got it.
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damaged approximately 100 sleeping berths, displacing roughly 600 crew members


6 sailors per bunk?

That's a shitload of Hot Bunking!

re: Are We Kingless Yet?

Posted by guzziguy on 3/30/26 at 10:30 am to
Thousands of these arseholes in Lost Angeles. Had to navigate around them when we left my birthday lunch at the Biltmore Hotel. (Had this weird desire to see the last place where the Black Dahlia was seen alive).
Anyway, these numbskulls were marching down the streets, blocking traffic.
I'm pretty sure they didn't have a parade permit, and the cops weren't doing jack...until the sun went down and the real shiteheads came out.