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Gay poly throuple makes history, lists 3 dads on a birth certificate

Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:07 am
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38592 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:07 am


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Dr. Ian Jenkins and his partners, Jeremy Hodges and Dr. Alan Mayfield -- a polyamorous throuple -- made history in 2017 when they became the first family in the state to list three parents on a birth certificate.


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Too often, they felt like outsiders, even when providing their sperm samples: Jenkins says the visual aids on offer were geared toward heterosexual men. But the stress and pain of the fight were worth it. Now, Piper and Parker have no trouble understanding their parents’ relationship. “I’m Papa, Alan is Dada and Jeremy is Daddy,” says Jenkins. “We all bring something different. Alan is the best at reading books, with an accent and backstory for every character.” Jeremy is the creative dad, who makes bath bombs and special lunches for the kids. Ian is often the family cook, and the resident fort-maker.

Now in preschool, Piper sees her daddies as a source of pride. She told a classmate, “You have two parents. I have three parents.”



LINK - Dads are Packed (literally), Kid Flucked
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48329 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:10 am to
Meh.

That kid probably has a much better childhood than the average kid in a single parent home.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119440 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:10 am to
I feel for the mental issues that child will have.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18321 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:11 am to
That's c on z, CaptainBrannigan and Lester Earl
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67003 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:11 am to
Oweo, mmmbeer, Spleen, NawlinsTigah9, etc will be here to tell us this is completely normal, doesn’t effect you, and you should just ignore it.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67005 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:11 am to
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Jenkins says the visual aids on offer were geared toward heterosexual men. But the stress and pain of the fight were worth it.


Is he saying it was painful and stressful to jerk off in a cup because they only had Hustler magazine at the sperm donor place?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59052 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:11 am to
This is what our brave soldiers have fought and died for.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20887 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:14 am to
Honk honk
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2342 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:14 am to
Two doctors as parents? That kid is gonna grow up to be a spoiled a-hole.
Posted by Forever
Member since Dec 2019
5750 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:15 am to
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Alan is the best at reading books, with an accent and backstory for every character.” Jeremy is the creative dad, who makes bath bombs and special lunches for the kids. Ian is often the family cook, and the resident fort-maker

Which one talks to her about her period and how to use a tampon when that time comes? I get that making forts is all these freaks think goes into being a good parent, but girls need a mother badly. I can’t imagine my girlfriend not having her mom to give her another woman’s perspective on life
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27463 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:19 am to
If this world was still normal I would say this kid is fricked. He will be worshipped and will be a celebrity superstar.
Posted by Jdiggy
Member since Nov 2016
612 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:19 am to
I’ve seen Three Men and a Baby. Gutenburgs best work. These guys must be fans.
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
918 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:20 am to
My three dads can beat up your dad.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11432 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:24 am to
Good for them. It's good for kids to have a father figure. This one will have three.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50891 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:29 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67497 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:30 am to
The kid has no chance in life....none
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
7845 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:33 am to
Has any TV show done as much damage to the US and humanity in general as Modern Family?
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
27960 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:33 am to
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Dr. Ian Jenkins

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Dr. Alan Mayfield

The most terrifying part of the story: These mentally ill people are awarded titles of influence over other humans by academia, let alone that poor kid
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:38 am to
This kid is going to end up being molested by the lover(s) of one of these dudes
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 3/3/21 at 7:41 am to
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