re: For Those Seeking Reinstatement To The Site...

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Free StrongSafety

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StrongSafety

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Strongsafety was a fricking douche

1. El Gaucho

2. 6 months

3. no.

4. Making jokes about nurses and Texas

5. no.

6. I won't do it again. I promise Melania Trump has made me realize that cyber bullying is wrong.

7. Three sentences is not enough space to properly praise the admin team. They are the best there is. #AdminTeam2020.

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SouthOfSouth

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If you keep going south of south wouldn't that end up being north if you're traveling in a circle?

1. Username, with a link to the user's public profile page ...this is important!
Waterboy1972
LINK

2. Estimated length of suspension
4-5 months.

3. Is this their first suspension?
Yes.

4. What they did to get suspended? (please be specific and factual)
He went off on another poster, to put it mildly, on the scoreboard during a game, I think. While in the moment, he is aware that it was both stupid and extremely excessive. He does not dispute the suspension, but recognizes that he has taken the point seriously.

5. Have they been previously suspended for the reason indicated in No. 4?
No.

6. A pledge not to break any rule in the future
He knows he screwed up and should not have cursed a fellow poster. He apologizes for his actions, and he promises to abide by the rules. He pledges not to break any rule in the future.

7. Lavish praise for the admin team (limited to three sentences)
Thank goodness we have admins to keep old, drunk bastards such as Waterboy1972 in line. Chicken in particular is a wise and fair administrator, shown by his consistent, carefully considered, and diligent judgment. All admins, following Chicken's example but unique in their own reasoned determination of how best to continue this greatest of college forums in an effective, fun manner, should be placed upon Mount Rushmore--the actual one in South Dakota.

Why did you reply to yourself calling yourself a piece of shite?

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he is 6 feet under because of cancer.

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It's a shame Karma caught up with him.

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Chicken and Crew,

Thank you for starting this thread and for cogitating reinstatement for the depraved and degenerate. You believe in second chances. I hope that you, like I, believe that there is no such person who is completely a lost cause. Everyone is redeemable and has inestimable worth. With contrition these fine posters have served a time in ethereal perdition, away from their family here.

This family needs one another. What good is an arm without a leg? We are all members of the same body. When one of us is injured, we are all injured. When one is lost, we all suffer. Let us now remember the great parable of the unmerciful servant from St. Matthew's Gospel.

Peter came to Jesus and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother or sister who sins against me? Up to seven times?”

Jesus answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times (emphasis mine).

“Therefore, the kingdom of heaven is like a king who wanted to settle accounts with his servants. As he began the settlement, a man who owed him ten thousand bags of gold was brought to him. Since he was not able to pay, the master ordered that he and his wife and his children and all that he had be sold to repay the debt.

“At this the servant fell on his knees before him. ‘Be patient with me,’ he begged, ‘and I will pay back everything.’ The servant’s master took pity on him, canceled the debt and let him go.

“But when that servant went out, he found one of his fellow servants who owed him a hundred silver coins. He grabbed him and began to choke him. ‘Pay back what you owe me!’ he demanded.

“His fellow servant fell to his knees and begged him, ‘Be patient with me, and I will pay it back.’

“But he refused. Instead, he went off and had the man thrown into prison until he could pay the debt. When the other servants saw what had happened, they were outraged and went and told their master everything that had happened.

“Then the master called the servant in. ‘You wicked servant,’ he said, ‘I canceled all that debt of yours because you begged me to. Shouldn’t you have had mercy on your fellow servant just as I had on you?’ In anger his master handed him over to the jailers to be tortured, until he should pay back all he owed.

“This is how my heavenly Father will treat each of you unless you forgive your brother or sister from your heart.”


My love for these posters is so deep that should any of them commit another ban-worthy offence that when they are banned, I invite you to ban me as well.

Please consider pardoning all of the posters on TulaneLSU's Top 10 banned posters:

10. HeadyBrosevelt
9. Mir
8. dabigfella
7. Parmen
6. StrongSafety
5. OMLandshark
4. SirWinston
3. el Gaucho
2. SuperSaint
1. Buttocksnclarse

Humbly,
TulaneLSU

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I’d love to have El Guacho back.

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nope