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Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party

Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:17 am
Posted by FieldMink
Fort Worth
Member since Jul 2017
797 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:17 am
Company Christmas party coming up this weekend. It'll be the first one for me in the DFW office. In the previous years i attended the Baton Rouge party.

My bosses boss would drink vodka straight. At least 4-5 of them. By the time number 4 came around, anything and everything came out of his mouth. Not as crazy but i'm sure there are some stories out there
Don't be afraid of the dance floor
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35522 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:18 am to
We had ours last night. Craziest thing I did was read the other thread about crazy Christmas parties.
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3116 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:18 am to
President dry humping the marketing girl on the dance floor.

Everyone just stopped and stared.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:19 am to
My first company Christmas party ever straight out of college where I got super drunk on scotch and called one of our owner's wives a "stupid count" in front of the entire company

...yeah....
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17334 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:20 am to
Lovely couple fricking in the bathroom broke the sink. Never heard who paid for damages.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32595 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:21 am to
At my wife's Christmas party last year, it came out that 2 different people were having affairs at work. The drama was glorious.

Also, 1 of the uppity chicks at the office called the head bosses wife a count. She was fired on Monday.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22127 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:21 am to
A gal introduced her boyfriend to her boss. She referred to her boss as "the HNIC". She also said of one of the company officer's wives "I like her - she's white trash like me!" She was fired on Monday.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 9:26 am
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25566 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:22 am to
Is this a daily thread now?
Posted by Mac
Forked Island, USA
Member since Nov 2007
14659 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:23 am to
One office I worked at would party at the office, race RV trucks and weird stuff like that and then we'd all get $100 to use at the casino.

So the craziest shite I've ever seen was a dealer turning a bust card into 21 four times in a row.
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2677 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:25 am to
I've only ever had a job where we had a Christmas party once. Wasn't a whole lot going on. I did go there high as frick though, and ended up behind my boss in the food line. Got called in for a "random" drug test Monday morning.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 9:28 am
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36721 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:26 am to
One of the partners got loaded on pain killers from a back injury and drank heavily (his drinking wasn’t a surprise) . This was my first year so it was seemingly normal to everyone else. He basically couldn’t stand by the end of the party and got a few of us to go out with him. He was all over some of women. It was just embarrassing and that is coming from someone who is a sloppy drunk in my own right.

Dude is like 45 and unmarried so of course everyone in monroe thought he was gay. I had a really Baptist co-worker tell me “he drinks like that because he is trying to forget his urges”
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 9:28 am
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30714 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:26 am to
saw a co worker strip down to their socks in the parking lot after party because someone dared them to do it.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:27 am to
A suicide
Posted by Emmitt Fitzhume
West of South Vacherie
Member since May 2010
182 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:28 am to
A drunk co-worker fell into the bushes outside the bar we were having our christmas party at. When they pulled him out, he started blaming another employee of pushing him down, so his wife wouldn't get pissed at him. Good Times!
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
28484 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:30 am to
quote:

A gal introduced her boyfriend to her boss. She referred to her boss as "the HNIC". She was fired on Monday.


What is it about Christmas Parties that makes the support staff think they can let their hair down, get completely trashed, and do/say stupid shite they would never say the other 364 days of the year?

We had one receptionist get hammered...and proceed to tell a married partner that she couldn't frick him because she was herself married, but as a compromise he could jack off and finish on her a-hole! The guy had never had any kind of illicit relationship with her before or any history of cheating on his wife. It was just an unsolicited out of the blue proposal.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 9:32 am
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17151 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:31 am to
While in the Navy, our submarine had a party where the families were invited.

Dino, one of our Nav ET's gets sloppy drunk and starts relentlessly hitting on the CO's wife. I'm talking grind dancing, dirty jokes, and getting way too close.

The CO to his credit just laughed it off because he was a GD Alpha and knew the wife wasn't stupid enough to forget where her bread was buttered.

Dino's chief however was appalled and basically made the last 5 months of his enlistment a living misery. Dino was essentailly banished from his dept. It was a damn shame seeing a very popular E5 with 12 years in service, cranking (kitchen b*tch work) for 3 months then working the S&D planes while underweigh.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 9:33 am
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:32 am to
quote:

I had a really Baptist co-worker tell me “he drinks like that because he is trying to forget his urges”


Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22127 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:38 am to
quote:

What is it about Christmas Parties that makes the support staff think they can let their hair down, get completely trashed, and do/say stupid shite they would never say the other 364 days of the year?


Not sure, but I've seen enough post Xmas party firings to know that party or not, you just can't get completely shithoused at one of those things and expect to keep your job.
Posted by nolaks
Member since Dec 2013
1137 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:38 am to
quote:

but as a compromise he could jack off and finish on her a-hole!


current phone #?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20472 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:39 am to
With the #metoo movement, Christmas parties this year will be all

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