re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party

A woman drove home plastered, destroyed her car and almost killed her self. Employer forgave her and gave her a second chance.

The Christmas party the VERY next year, same woman drives home plastered, destroys her car and ends up in the hospital, almost dies again.

She was let go a few weeks later.

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She referred to her boss as "the HNIC". She also said of one of the company officer's wives "I like her - she's white trash like me!"

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Pic of my dream date?

My wife used to work for a small company that was mostly sales people and they and the owner loved to drink. We would get together for crawfish boils, go to games, and even went with him out of the country for a few of the sales conventions, etc. Bunch of drunks.

They always went to a nice restaurant every year for Christmas as well as still having a party at the office.
Office party one year one of the women had gotten a boob job the week before and my wife was the only one she told. The other women didn't believe her when she was saying they were the same boobs, just a better bra. Somehow I got nominated to go into an office with the women and let her whip out her tits for me to feel and see if I thought they were real or fake.
It was great and one of the other women was about to show her tits to make sure I knew what a real one looked like, but then one of the men raised the blinds from the next office and the show was over.

One year we took a party bus to the northshore to a nice restaurant that had just opened on. Everyone was pretty drunk before we left the office. Owner was pole dancing on the way there. He grabbed one woman's arse and pissed her husband off.
One guy threw up in the corner of the restaurant(luckily we were in a private upstairs room). As for me, I was pretty well behaved except for looking through the key hole into the bathroom while two hot women were in there.

My stories aren't as wild as most here, but they were very entertaining for me at least. I used to work at the corporate office of a now-defunct rather large jewelry company. Since the rule was no alcohol on the premises, we had our party at place in Savannah. One coworker, who had rather large tits, showed them to me (she was drunk and with her boyfriend at the time)...no, I didn't hook up with her at that time, but did later. My manager was caught in the bathroom with our receptionist, who was a bonafide slut. I hooked up with a district manager who took me back to her hotel room. There were no fights but it got a little loud and crazy.

The best ones were when we were stationed up at Pax. Damn that was one for the ages.

Not overly crazy, but the CIO of a company I used to work for was making out with this consultant that she had recently hired on to do work for our project. It took everyone off guard. They were on the dance floor, in front of everyone. She ended up marrying him. I'm fairly certain there is some sort of conflict of interest there.

My wife works for the NAM corporate HQ of a company owned by a European company. Every year they host a nice party for the office and most of the C Suite shows up. The C Suite is euros and Americans and the CEO is Swedish.

They usually have a contest or a game or provide entertainment like a DJ or a magician or a hypnotist etc. One year they played a scavenger hunt game sort of like musical chairs. Eight volunteers were called up to chairs at the front of the room. The host would call out an object and the music would start and the goal was to find the objects in the crowd and get back to the chairs before the music stopped. It was getting progressively more and more aggressive up to the final three - two women and a man.

One of the two second to last objects was at the CEO's table. The music started and the two women went straight to the CEO's table and tackled each other/smashed into him to get the last object. All three of them went crashing into the ground in a heap, one of the ladies emerged with the object and ran back to the front where she collided with the guy trying to get back to the chairs in the front. Game Over.