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re: Putting Christmas Presents Together Thread
Posted by Salmon on 12/24/25 at 10:27 pm to Old Man and a Porch
I just put together a soccer goal and it won’t fit through the bedroom door
FML
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some operator worked double overtime for those
re: Car Payments Now Average More Than $750 a Month. Enter the 100-Month Car Loan.
Posted by Salmon on 12/23/25 at 8:21 am to ragincajun03
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re: Anyone Drink Celsius?
Posted by Salmon on 12/23/25 at 8:13 am to Will Cover
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How many cans of energy drink does a person typically consume in a day? It is like coffee (something else I don't drink either)?
:dunno: depends on the person, I guess
I never have more than 1 a day, and maybe 2-3 per week
but I also know guys that will have 2-3 per day, which seems not great :lol:
re: Anyone Drink Celsius?
Posted by Salmon on 12/23/25 at 8:05 am to Will Cover
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Acidic, sugary, and full of caffeine.
acidic, yes
but most are sugar free and a small can of Celsius has 150 mg of caffeine, which is about the same as a cup of coffee
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They have never heard me say a curse word.
My dad or mom never did in front of me, just returning the favor.
I've heard my Dad say "frick" one time in my 41 years.
It was during Gustav, and a tree fell on my Grandma's house, so we were there helping cut/clean the tree of the house (during the storm).
As were cutting the tree off the house, another tree cuts my Dads truck that was parked in the driveway in half.
He looks at his truck, looks at me, then looks down and just screams "frick!" and we just go back to working on the tree.
:lol:
No. That's trashy as hell.
I don't cuss around my kids or my wife.
I don't cuss around my kids or my wife.
re: Stop calling the Brown University shooter, The Brown shooter. It is RACIST!!!
Posted by Salmon on 12/18/25 at 10:36 am to AncientTiger
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AncientTiger
name checks out
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To me, the guys with beards - esp the ones with long beards, and the ones who are bald with beards- they all seem to be virtue signaling.. as if to say “If you look like this, you must be ONE OF US !!”…. And also weirdly signaling about how politics is their whole identity… Seems incredibly ‘cringe af’ as the kids like to say .
this feels like projection of sorts
re: X is dunking pretty hard on this dude for cutting his hair and shaving his beard
Posted by Salmon on 12/18/25 at 9:38 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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Sorry to hear this brother
you and my wife :(
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a fat thumb
5'6" 258
not fat, just stout
Fat guys should absolutely all have beards.
Obviously it doesn't hide your fatness, but at least you look cooler.
I have to keep my beard now that I'm bald, otherwise I would just look like a thumb.
Obviously it doesn't hide your fatness, but at least you look cooler.
I have to keep my beard now that I'm bald, otherwise I would just look like a thumb.
re: Gabb vs. Bark vs. iPhone vs. none - What would you recommend for your teen?
Posted by Salmon on 12/17/25 at 10:51 am to StringedInstruments
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He's completely left out. Is your daughter able to do that?
Yes. She texts non stop.
re: Gabb vs. Bark vs. iPhone vs. none - What would you recommend for your teen?
Posted by Salmon on 12/17/25 at 10:23 am to StringedInstruments
We got my 12 year old an Apple watch with cellular. She can text and call her friends. Also has GPS.
Our logic on why we didn't go with the Bark phone, which is what most of her friends have:
1 - I didn't want her to have the option to take pics. Kids are dumb and I don't want her sending pics to her friends yet.
2 - Once she gets a phone, she can still have her watch. Seems like it will have a longer life span.
3 - We wanted to delay the physical attachment to a phone as long as we could. That feeling of always needing your phone on you is what I hate the most.
Our logic on why we didn't go with the Bark phone, which is what most of her friends have:
1 - I didn't want her to have the option to take pics. Kids are dumb and I don't want her sending pics to her friends yet.
2 - Once she gets a phone, she can still have her watch. Seems like it will have a longer life span.
3 - We wanted to delay the physical attachment to a phone as long as we could. That feeling of always needing your phone on you is what I hate the most.
re: Only takes Attorney 32 seconds to articulate why marriage is a raw deal for men.
Posted by Salmon on 12/17/25 at 8:22 am to BottomlandBrew
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Are you the same micro-penis poster that keeps creating accounts and starting posts about marriage?
Yes. Its the same alter that starts these same threads almost weekly.
Nothing says "I'm secure with my life decisions" like constantly seeking affirmation from strangers on the internet.
My wife has been using the Ladder app for her strength training work outs.
I know there are a lot out there, but if she ever wants to try another, my wife seems to really like Ladder. She has been sticking with it too. Going on 6 months now.
I know there are a lot out there, but if she ever wants to try another, my wife seems to really like Ladder. She has been sticking with it too. Going on 6 months now.
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on a mission to cruise nice neighborhoods on trash night nights looking for loot
My mom owns an antique/resale shop
She will make my poor Dad prowl neighborhoods sometimes.
His big thing that he looks for is table legs. He can build a tabletop out of scraps in 30 minutes, but legs take more time. So he looks for old tables with rotted tops, but with solid legs.
He can sell a table with a top made from scraps and trashed table legs for several hundred dollars.
I put a loveseat in perfect condition on the curb just this weekend. It was gone within 30 minutes. Junkers prowl the neighborhoods the night before trash pickup.
I guess I could have tried to sell it for $50 or so, but when I want something gone, I want it gone. Especially large items.
My time and energy and space is worth more than $50.
I guess I could have tried to sell it for $50 or so, but when I want something gone, I want it gone. Especially large items.
My time and energy and space is worth more than $50.
re: Why do I only remember the misses that ended up being not so good?
Posted by Salmon on 12/16/25 at 10:34 am to MasterAbe1
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I remember thinking Clifton Garrett was going to be an All-American at linebacker.
I remember the melt when clips from the HS AA game came out and he looked slow as frick and everyone tried to convince themselves that those practices don't mean anything
And I guess they really don't (see Landon Jackson gif), but in this case, everyone should have believed their eyes
if I turn my camera on, then they will see that I'm in a hoody sitting on my couch :dunno:
maybe they don't bike there because there are no bike lanes :dunno:
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