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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party

Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:34 am to
Posted by thotpocket
Dana Point, CA
Member since Sep 2017
2600 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:34 am to
A coworkers titty. 1 single titty.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:34 am to
One time these Europeans stormed the building, holding all of us hostage, as the FBI negotiated our release and the release of members of Urban Dawn.


Luckily for us, one lone police officer ruined all of their plans.


It was quite the Christmas party man, ah memories
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20753 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:37 am to
Nice

We had a former rather trashy and built like a tight end HR employee dance on top of the bar in a very short skirt at the after party one year. I am glad I left before that happened
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19316 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:38 am to
My company had one of those where they give you two drink tickets.

Well we found the roll of tickets in the mail room and gave all of our friends at work 10-20, it was a shite show.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:39 am to
After our formal Christmas party was over, the owner of the company put us all in a party bus and took us downtown to 3rd street and told us all drinks were on him. Later a sales chick passed out and had to be taken away by EMS.

It was awesome.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:43 am to
After reading all of posts in this thread, it's obvious I don't work in a trashy enough place to have fun.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:48 am to
Posted in that thread yesterday. We also sent someone to the hospital last year.

Our shite gets pretty crazy considering theres not but 20-25 employees
Posted by CajunLife
Southern Georgia
Member since Apr 2017
508 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:59 am to
Worked at a chevrolet dealership while in college and we had this chick that worked in the accounting department that was hot as hell as all the salesman tried unsuccesfully to take her out. She always flirted with me so at the Christmas party I took the keys to a suburban and we both fricked like rabbits in the back. As we laid in the suburban shooting the shite afterwards I laughed as the salesman passed by the car. Feel bad for whoever purchased that vehicle.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Feel bad for whoever purchased that vehicle

Husband and wife sitting in the front seats thinking about buying the car.....wife says "I just love that new car smell".......husband says "me too" but is thinking "that's not new car smell"
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7324 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:05 am to
This is kind of minor compared to some of the crazy stories here but still pretty good.
I was working in New Iberia and there was a cute little clerk at work, about a year or two out of high school. All the guys in their 20s flirted with her or lusted after her. She brought her boyfriend to the Christmas party and a buddy goes up to him all drunk and introduces himself "I'm the man who takes care of your woman when you aren't around." I'm still amazed that didn't trigger a fight.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55675 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:08 am to
quote:

She referred to her boss as "the HNIC"
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55675 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:17 am to
I have a feeling our Christmas party will be lame as frick compared to some of the stuff in this thread, even if it's only 25% true
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83586 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:21 am to
My current companies parties are pretty lame. We all just go to a steakhouse for dinner, everyone drinks 1 or 2 glasses of wine and we small talk for 2 hours then leave

My old company though, we used to have private parties at resorts with an open bar and then all go on chartered fishing trips the next day, those were awesome
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55675 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:32 am to
I work for a huge company so the parties are with the department. My department is probably 90% married and older than 40.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20305 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:38 am to
Houston Law Firm Christmas Party

I think I know which law firm this was, but I'd rather not say.

quote:

In the 1980s there was an often repeated incident that allegedly occurred at one of the Houston big law firm's Christmas party. According to the story, a partner and a secretary slipped away and somehow got in the crawl space above the ceiling. In the middle of the festivities, and in the middle of passionate lovemaking, the floor of the crawl space gave way and the sex smitten couple fell through the ceiling and landed in the middle of the Christmas party banquet table!!


Posted by Tiger Roux
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
4936 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:46 am to
2 black girls got in a fist fight because both were trying to hookup with the white divorced owner of the company .
approx 200 people at the party.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27572 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:54 am to
Went to my wife's Christmas Party in Charlotte about 10-11 years ago. Everybody got stupid drunk... a lot of people could not bring their significant others....there was a lot of "unauthorized sex" going on in the bathrooms and out on the golf course .

Boss got really drunk and was driving golf balls everywhere...guy had a helluva a swing, was presented with a significant damage bill later on.

It was like it was out of some sort of movie
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:54 am to
Everyone gets hammered, co workes who never go out with the rest of us go crazy, yelling/crying ensues. My advice, lightly drink and go out with people you're comfortable around.
Posted by thotpocket
Dana Point, CA
Member since Sep 2017
2600 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

I fricked my boss in the bathroom, he didn’t know what hit him!
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7855 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 12:08 pm to
I was invited to a huge party at this place called Nakatomi something, I don't member I was too drunk. Ended up banging some blond and after that I passed out in the janitorial closet. Was woken up by some fat a-hole cop.
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