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djangochained
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Gardere
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
I fricked my boss in the bathroom, he didn’t know what hit him!


The Cow Goes Moo Moo
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Bucktown
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
Supervisor passed out on the bathroom floor with her huge bush staring me in the face


foshizzle
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
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President dry humping the marketing girl on the dance floor.


She will join the #Metoo movement, no doubt.


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Salmon
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On the trails
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
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but I've seen enough post Xmas party firings to know that party or not, you just can't get completely shithoused at one of those things and expect to keep your job.



Yep.

I learned really early in my career that I stop at 2 drinks at any work related event/party.


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Pelican fan99
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
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We had one receptionist get hammered...and proceed to tell a married partner that she couldn't frick him because she was herself married, but as a compromise he could jack off and finish on her a-hole!
damn! That’s my kind of party


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Riseupfromtherubble
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You'll Never Walk Alone
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
Meredith got drunk and showed me her tits


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Napoleon
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Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
54153 posts

re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
We had a real thunderdome. Two men fought, one man died.
Good times.




skullhawk
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My house
Member since Nov 2007
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
Our Christmas parties are lame as frick. Everyone just sits around waiting for the president to give his speech so we can gtfo.

Now my former employer had absolute blowouts. Witnessed a VP doing coke in the bathroom, a secretary giving her boss a blowjob in a car, and two fights (spouses were banned after this fiasco). That's just what I witnessed. The stories the next Monday were even better. I think that annual party was partially responsible for at least 3 divorces. I honestly think the execs took pride in how out of control their parties were.


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LSU316
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Member since Nov 2007
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
One of our AP girls got drunk as frick....she decided it would be a good idea to put the 70+ year old owner of the company in a chair and give him a lap dance. The bad news was his wife was sitting about 5 feet away. She was gone by 8:10AM on Monday. Come to find out in her younger days she was a real bonafide stripper ....I'm not sure how she passed the hiring screens and interviews.

ETA That was 4 years ago....we haven't had a Christmas Party since
This post was edited on 12/7 at 9:51 am


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MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
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My first company Christmas party ever straight out of college where I got super drunk on scotch and called one of our owner's wives a "stupid count" in front of the entire company

...yeah....



yeah that's bad, you should've called her a countess.


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FieldMink
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Fort Worth/Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
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Supervisor passed out on the bathroom floor with her huge bush staring me in the face


Dang, that must be a burned image in your eyes now


Supermoto Tiger
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Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
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Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party

Party was at a coworkers house - it was an annual thing she liked to host. It was a White Elephant party too. I decided to buy a big dildo and wrap it as a gift. When I walked in, I had my white elephant gift and the dildo gift was hidden under it and was wrapped in different paper. I put the white elephant gift with all the others and slipped the dildo gift in there too. It was awesome and I was the only one that knew about it!!


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The Cow Goes Moo Moo
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Bucktown
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
She's no longer my supervisor, but I see her/am reminded of it daily.


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beerJeep
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Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
9554 posts

re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
Doing coke off of a coworkers tits after body shots of wild turkey in the dj booth.

Bar worker Christmas parties are a sight to behold.


LSUGrad9295
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Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
19943 posts

re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
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So the craziest shite I've ever seen was a dealer turning a bust card into 21 four times in a row.


It doesnt have to be Christmas to see that...


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JudgeHolden
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Gila River
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
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A suicide


Wut?


LSUGrad9295
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
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We had one receptionist get hammered


Seems innocent enough...

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and proceed to tell a married partner that she couldn't frick him because she was herself married,


Awkward, but harmless enough, I suppose.

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but as a compromise he could jack off and finish on her a-hole!


Image: https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/37162448/well-that-escalated-quickly.jpg


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SEClint
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Bywater
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
People get crazy around the holidays.


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bawbarn
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etm512
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Member since Aug 2005
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re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party
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We had one receptionist get hammered...and proceed to tell a married partner that she couldn't frick him because she was herself married, but as a compromise he could jack off and finish on her a-hole! The guy had never had any kind of illicit relationship with her before or any history of cheating on his wife. It was just an unsolicited out of the blue proposal.



PROMOTE THAT WOMAN


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