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re: you have a knife, bat, and thick clothes...would you rather fight a bear or 5 wolves?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:09 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:09 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Easily the wolves. Knife wouldn't do shite to the bear and the clothes wouldn't stop either its mouth or claws.
Knife could kill a wolf easily and the clothes would actually help a good bit. Like double layered Carhart jackets or something.
You're dead either way though, because while you kill 1 or 2 wolves, the other 3 are gonna be on your back.
The bat wouldn't do shite btw.
Knife could kill a wolf easily and the clothes would actually help a good bit. Like double layered Carhart jackets or something.
You're dead either way though, because while you kill 1 or 2 wolves, the other 3 are gonna be on your back.
The bat wouldn't do shite btw.
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:10 pm to fallguy_1978
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You are dead in either situation
Well, depends on what you would do to survive
The Wolves are going to run train
The Bear may just want to snuggle
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:11 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:somebody with some sense finally
Knife could kill a wolf easily and the clothes would actually help a good bit. Like double layered Carhart jackets or something.
quote:hopefully find something to get my back up against
You're dead either way though, because while you kill 1 or 2 wolves, the other 3 are gonna be on your back
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:26 pm to Retrograde
All you baws saying wolves, and five of them at that, do you know what the frick size a wolf is?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:28 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Ive seen a wolf before they aren't that big i know a wolf dog is huge that doesnt mean wolves are that big
Why do you think the dog has to be that big to have a shot vs the wolf?
That dog is big enough that it could take over that guy's house, sleep with his wife and make the guys kids call him dad if it felt like it. Humans are not that tough and you're talking 5 wolves.
A human with a bat might have a shot one on one vs a wolf.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:40 pm to Rep520
Is this like the end of Predator 1 where Arnold has an hour to prep for the big showdown?
If so, I'd use my extra clothes to create a stick man of myself, then when the dumb frickin bear tries to get it, I'd descend from the trees with my knife-sharpened bat blade.
If so, I'd use my extra clothes to create a stick man of myself, then when the dumb frickin bear tries to get it, I'd descend from the trees with my knife-sharpened bat blade.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:44 pm to toosleaux
quote:cool, now compare to a fricking bear. The point is one hard hit from a bat to the head of a wolf has a chance to incapacitate it. You can kick a wolf off you. If a bear gets on you you are fricked and hope he kills you quick
All you baws saying wolves, and five of them at that, do you know what the frick size a wolf is?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:50 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If you teach the wolves to dance they will not eat you
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:54 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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You can kick a wolf off you.
Can you? Well that settles this shite.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:56 pm to WinnPtiger
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the bear. you might get lucky and get one square shot on the grizzly while he trips and falls, killing himself on a rock or something
you ain’t killing 5 wolves
That's what I'm thinking too.
I might play dead with Yogi and have a chance to slide the blade into his jugular while he's sniffing me. But the wolves are going to start munching on me no matter what games I play. Plus, wolves attack as a pack. While one or two face you down, the others come in from behind. Resistance is feeble.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:57 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
One wolfie. Now what about his four brothers?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:03 pm to GRIZZ
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Male Or female grizzly?
Male. A big gay male grizzly.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:05 pm to Jag_Warrior
You people have watched too many liam neeson movies
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:06 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Your dead either way but I think I would try the bear. Maybe you climb a rock and get away. Get high up in a tree. If nothing else roll up as tight as you can in a ball and play dead.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:27 pm to Ponchy Tiger
quote:he runs 35 mph hes catching you and your dying the correct choice is wolf. Im sorry i didnt think this could actually be debatable lol
Your dead either way but I think I would try the bear. Maybe you climb a rock and get away. Get high up in a tree. If nothing else roll up as tight as you can in a ball and play dead.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:09 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
If neither the big grizzly nor the wolves are going to back down and it’s a fight to the death I think I would have to take the wolves as the best chance to survive if the terrain were favorable (no chance on flat open ground) and you had time to scout it out and situate yourself before the attack.
I would look for some sort of high ground advantage with no way to be attacked from behind. That would be most ideal. A rocky slope leading up to a vertical wall. Something like that. Maybe find a water source and get about 3 ft. deep and 15 ft. from shore if that’s possible.
Anything you can do to both limit their angles and slow them down without hindering your ability to go to work with that bat up against their skulls is probably going to be your best chance.
Still a long shot against five of them, though.
I would look for some sort of high ground advantage with no way to be attacked from behind. That would be most ideal. A rocky slope leading up to a vertical wall. Something like that. Maybe find a water source and get about 3 ft. deep and 15 ft. from shore if that’s possible.
Anything you can do to both limit their angles and slow them down without hindering your ability to go to work with that bat up against their skulls is probably going to be your best chance.
Still a long shot against five of them, though.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:38 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
The bear. No chance against 5 wolves. Can't protect your backside.
A bear you can face straight up. Bat won't do shite but you might have a shot if you can time the knife just right when he charges you and catch him in the eye before he swipes you
A bear you can face straight up. Bat won't do shite but you might have a shot if you can time the knife just right when he charges you and catch him in the eye before he swipes you
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:05 pm to deltaland
No expert, but think there is a wide gap between a little black bear and a full grown grizzly.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:32 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Excuse the commentary part of the video, but this is a good example of why a bat ain't doing anything vs a bear.
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That dude whales on it with a stick and it's just pissing the bear off. When they drop bear mace, that's the first thing all 4 guys do that has the slightest effect on the bear.
In general, some people don't understand that when most predatory animals want a human dead, that human needs some sort of legit weapon or they're done. Bear or wolves, if they're out for blood you're done without mace or a gun.
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That dude whales on it with a stick and it's just pissing the bear off. When they drop bear mace, that's the first thing all 4 guys do that has the slightest effect on the bear.
In general, some people don't understand that when most predatory animals want a human dead, that human needs some sort of legit weapon or they're done. Bear or wolves, if they're out for blood you're done without mace or a gun.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:33 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
5 wolves. Kill the aplha.
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