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Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:40 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
you're dead in both situation, but I guess I'll take the wolves.
I mean, look at this grizzly paw.

I mean, look at this grizzly paw.

Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:41 pm to lsupride87
many male wolves are well over 100 lbs and can get close to 200 lbs
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:41 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
i would rather face the grizzly one on one than 5 wolves...one lucky strike with the bat could deter the grizzly. If one or 2 of the wolves got a hold of you its over
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:43 pm to cas4t
quote:Jesus christ. Lets stick with the average and not go with the outliers cas
many male wolves are well over 100 lbs and can get close to 200 lbs
quote:
Gray Wolf
It is the largest extant member of its family, with males averaging 43–45 kg (95–99 lb) and females 36–38.5 kg (79–85 lb
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:44 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:Are yall serious?
one lucky strike with the bat could deter the grizzly
Smaller caliber guns dont effect a grizzly when shot straight in the skull
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:45 pm to lsupride87
quote:
Are yall serious?
Smaller caliber guns dont effect a grizzly when shot straight in the skull
I think the point here is "lucky".
You are going to have to get lucky to win either encounter. With the bear, I only need to get lucky once. With the wolves, I need to get lucky 5 times.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:49 pm to lsupride87
yea, largest recorded was like 180 something.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:51 pm to lsupride87
quote:
Are yall serious?
im pretty sure the way i can swing a bat a good hit to the nose will make a grizzly see stars...i wouldn't go for the top of his head or skull i am going mouth or snout
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:55 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:I will say this, I dont see you as someone that has a problem thinking highly of yourself
im pretty sure the way i can swing a bat a good hit to the nose will make a grizzly see stars
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:58 pm to lsupride87
quote:
I will say this, I dont see you as someone that has a problem thinking highly of yourself
i can be arrogant...mostly on here not irl
seriously though a whack to a grizzlies nose gives you a better chance of survival than taking on 5 wolves.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 1:11 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Are there any trees nearby??? That would highly influence my decision.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 1:36 pm to Topwater Trout
a grizzly on all fours is about as tall as your average man. If it goes to it's hind legs, and it will, good luck getting that bat up there to his nose before it swats you away like a fly with it's paw that is larger than your head.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 1:49 pm to White Roach
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How hungry are the wolves? Are they like Duran Duran hungry? If so, I think you're going to have trouble with them.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 1:55 pm to cas4t
so in this scenario we are only going against the largest of grizzlies and the average size of wolves?
I would pick a polar bear (bigger and more dangerous than a grizzly) any day of the week over going against 5 wolves. I like my chances against 1 predator more than against 5. No way you can fend off 5 wolves they will surround you
I would pick a polar bear (bigger and more dangerous than a grizzly) any day of the week over going against 5 wolves. I like my chances against 1 predator more than against 5. No way you can fend off 5 wolves they will surround you
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:32 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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You people have watched too many liam neeson movies
Is that the dude that plays Borat at the picture show? I likes him. He's funny.
Nah dude. You may not even have to fight the grizzly. Assume a submissive state, or "play dead" as some people put it, and you've got a chance with grizzlies and brown bears. Black bears not so much. But wolves don't play that game. They'll take turns attacking you from BEHIND.
I could put my buddy's 5 beagles on you and you'd scream like a woman. So you certainly ain't living to tell the tale after a wolf pack gets done with you.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:45 pm to Jag_Warrior
Can I trade the bat/knife for a spear?
If so, I’d take my chances vs the single bear.
Anthony Hopkins taught me how to kill one in The Edge
If so, I’d take my chances vs the single bear.
Anthony Hopkins taught me how to kill one in The Edge
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:48 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
One bear and a bat.
If I can see him I stand a chance.
Surrounded by five wolves, you're fricked.
Eta: just saw grizzly and not black bear
Give me the wolves and a knife.
The biggest male is getting gutted. If the others want to dance after that, so be it.
If I can see him I stand a chance.
Surrounded by five wolves, you're fricked.
Eta: just saw grizzly and not black bear
Give me the wolves and a knife.
The biggest male is getting gutted. If the others want to dance after that, so be it.
This post was edited on 5/15/18 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:49 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
im pretty sure the way i can swing a bat a good hit to the nose will make a grizzly see stars...i wouldn't go for the top of his head or skull i am going mouth or snout
Look at the video I posted on the previous page. It's a cane/heavy stick, not bat, but that guy takes multiple full swings on the bear's head as it's mauling the other guy and the bear doesn't even come up for air.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:53 pm to X123F45
You have zero chance of hurting a bear with a bat or a knife. One good swing at a wolf and you can dislocate their jaw or crush their eye socket.
ETA: They also have less muscle so you have a better chance of causing serious trauma to their body.
ETA: They also have less muscle so you have a better chance of causing serious trauma to their body.
This post was edited on 5/15/18 at 5:54 pm
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