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re: you have a knife, bat, and thick clothes...would you rather fight a bear or 5 wolves?

Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:36 pm to
at the thought that you are going to stop a 600 lb bear charging you at 20 miles per hour with one swing.

or a 9 foo t grizzly standing on his back legs driving you into the ground with his front legs as he comes down on top of you.



Posted by pkloa
Member since Jan 2011
2303 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:37 pm to
Give me the wolves. I'd climb the nearest tree and fight them from there.
quote:

But what if they set the forest on fire to get you to climb down?
Then the fricking eagles will fly to the rescue, regardless of if it happened in the book.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
45424 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:39 pm to
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:47 pm to
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All they are is a big doggy


you have no idea what you are talking about
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17206 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:52 pm to
I feel like if you can get behind the bear. Jump on its back and go right for the throat you might have a chance.
Posted by ElroyJetSon
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
4018 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:53 pm to
In that scenario you have a better chance vs the bear
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17072 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:54 pm to
What kind of knife and how big?
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2410 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 9:05 pm to
Wolves and pray the bat doesn’t break
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
8051 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 9:27 pm to
That Liam Neeson classic movie The Grey taught me that wolves kill for revenge. So basically if you kill one wolf, you have four pissed off wolves looking to avenge their brother.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4783 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:29 pm to
Predators that get injured trying to make a kill can be looking at a death sentence. If you can find a way to keep the wolves in front of you and crack a jaw or 2 when they come in you might survive.
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:35 pm to
Is the bear a top or a bottom?
Posted by LouisianaRanger
Haunted Hills
Member since May 2018
102 posts
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:37 pm to
Wolves. Give me the bat and I would spin in circles holding the bat out. Hopefully I take out all the wolves before I pass out from dizziness
Posted by GRIZZ
Morgan City
Member since Nov 2009
6326 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:16 am to
Male Or female grizzly?
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
12124 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:23 am to
What about if you have a knife, baseball bat and you're naked?
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25124 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:34 am to
the bear. you might get lucky and get one square shot on the grizzly while he trips and falls, killing himself on a rock or something

you ain’t killing 5 wolves
Posted by BamaSaint
Moh-beel
Member since Mar 2013
4112 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 1:55 am to



Ive seen in the movies what a bear will do when you piss it off. I ain't fricking with that. Give me the wolves
Posted by Lookin4Par
Mandeville, LA
Member since Jun 2012
1232 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:26 am to
Depends...Can this battle happen at Sonic?
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12461 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:33 am to
depends...are we talking 1 wolf sized grizzly bear, or 5 grizzly bear sized wolves?
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62294 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:39 am to
quote:

If all you have is a knife, baseball bat, and thick clothes would you rat



If you play dead, the Grizzly might leave you alone. The wolves will eat you regardless.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16272 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:44 am to
Flat, open terrain? Mountains? Woods? Are the wolves looking to eat or did you happen into their territory? Also, how big a knife are we talking? Swiss Army knife? Bowie knife? We need details here.
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