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re: you have a knife, bat, and thick clothes...would you rather fight a bear or 5 wolves?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:54 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:54 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Bear sits down next to a guy LINK
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:14 am to crispyUGA
quote:edited for you
Flat, open terrain? Mountains? Woods? Are the wolves looking to eat or did you happen into their territory? Also, how big a knife are we talking? Swiss Army knife? Bowie knife? We need details here.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 10:16 am
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:43 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:44 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
The wolves. You'd die a horrible, slow death though. I think wolves will start eating you while you're alive.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Marry the knife kill the bat and frick the clothes.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:49 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
lets say a 12" knife in Yellowstone park you wander into a wolf den or onto a momma bear with 2 cubs. They're not trying to eat you to survive both just want you the frick outta there to complete the scenario
Yeah, give me the wolves. If you can get to terrain to keep them surrounding you, then you have a much better shot. Your best chance is to inflict some pretty massive trauma with the bat on the first 2 and hope the rest back off. The bear is just going to fricking kill you either way.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:09 pm to crispyUGA
quote:it's really crazy how many people in this thread truly believe they can take on a 900 pound monster 1 on 1 over 5 large dogs.
The bear is just going to fricking kill you either way.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:13 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
ill take on threee bears....with a remington semi automatic, with a scope, and a hair trigger. That was the end of the 3 bears.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:14 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I think an MLB power hitter could get their bat on the head of a bear and crack its skull. Other than that, nah, we're all fricked in that scenario. You "might" be able to get kill hit with a knife on the bear, but you're still getting mulled while you're giving it. 5 wolves? Zero fricking chance.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:22 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Wolves aren't large dogs. Either scenario, the only way you survive is if the animal(s) don't care enough to finish you.
The knife is useless because if they're close enough that you can use it, you're done. Wolves are pack hunters, and you're not taking out all 5 before one gets you good. The bear is just too big and powerful to deal with.
I'd take the bear. If I fight, it probably ends faster that way. Getting torn apart by 5 wolves does not sound like a way I want to go.
The knife is useless because if they're close enough that you can use it, you're done. Wolves are pack hunters, and you're not taking out all 5 before one gets you good. The bear is just too big and powerful to deal with.
I'd take the bear. If I fight, it probably ends faster that way. Getting torn apart by 5 wolves does not sound like a way I want to go.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:23 pm to Jim Rockford
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Bear sits down next to a guy LINK
you seen all those bears in the river?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:26 pm to Rep520
quote:yes they are. They oill caribou and elk by running them until exhaustion sets in and then they attack theyd be stomped if those animals arent tired. They are smart hunters but if you get to a place with your back up against a rock or something they arent that threatening.
Wolves aren't large dogs
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:28 pm to Rep520
And there is no chance that the knife does anything to the bear so just stop with that nonsense the bear would completely frick you up.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:35 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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yes they are. They oill caribou and elk by running them until exhaustion sets in and then they attack theyd be stomped if those animals arent tired. They are smart hunters but if you get to a place with your back up against a rock or something they arent that threatening.
Wolves are far bigger, smarter, more powerful and bred to hunt in packs. There are certain dogs bred to protect people from wolves. Here's a photo of one:
That dog is just capable of killing a wolf or protecting. That's a pretty good demonstration of how big, strong and fast wolves are. They aren't domesticated like dogs.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:44 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I’d rather go with the bear. The wolves see you as food and will actively try to eat you. The bear will see you as a threat to cubs and if somehow you show yourself as not a threat, the bear probably would leave you alone.
Don’t see how you survive an attack from either. So I’m picking the one that might not frick with me.
Don’t see how you survive an attack from either. So I’m picking the one that might not frick with me.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:47 pm to Pelican fan99
quote:No, you really dont. People have shot charging bears in the head with fricking guns and the bear keeps chugging along
Bear. You have a shot if you can land the bat on him just right.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 4:09 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I've watched enough Walker reruns to know exactly what to do in either of these situations
Walker VS Wolf
Walker VS Bear
Walker VS Wolf
Walker VS Bear
Posted on 5/14/18 at 4:50 pm to TDcline
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You’re going to get eaten and shite out somewhere in the mountains
So you are saying bears don't sh*t in the woods?
As to the question, 5 wolves
Bears can climb trees while wolves can not. Therefore climb tree and use knife to make spears you can hurtle down at wolves till you get lucky or they get bored.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 4:51 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Wolves.. no question
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:05 pm to Rep520
Ive seen a wolf before they aren't that big i know a wolf dog is huge that doesnt mean wolves are that big
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