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Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:01 am
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:01 am
Its about that time.
Let's get the Party Started
Obviously Thanksgiving is Thursday but family should be arriving soon.
Political arguments, trashy in laws, drunken uncles, lazy moochers in the family, file your reports here.
Let's get the Party Started
Obviously Thanksgiving is Thursday but family should be arriving soon.
Political arguments, trashy in laws, drunken uncles, lazy moochers in the family, file your reports here.
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Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:01 am to pioneerbasketball
Some gems from years Past:
The Mad Fratter
toddzilla
Rhino5
porkrind
Jon Ham
OlGrandad
The Mad Fratter
quote:
Last year my pissant cousin decided family Thanksgiving was the perfect time to let his preacher dad know he had been doing meth. Whatever happens this year it can't be that bad.
toddzilla
quote:
My five year old niece from my crackhead sister in law is about to get a tranquilizer dart in the neck. Other than that, no one is drinking yet, so no fireworks as of now.
ETA: Mrs. Zilla is hitting the wine due to said niece and her Mee Maw calling her fat...
UPDATE: Crackhead Sister in Law is here. Wife is ready to kick her arse. Place your bets...
Rhino5
quote:
Got food poisoning last night at approximately 1am and unleashed an ungodly hell on the toilet. Gastrointestinal Armageddon is appropriate. Slept on the bathroom floor and I'm sore as shite. Currently being dealt the leper treatment, sitting outside by myself with a fricking piece of bread. Really sucks seeing all that awesome food and not having the guts to eat it. So long as I'm good for the iron bowl. Happy thanksgiving.
porkrind
quote:
Last year my nephew strolls in and starts calling his much larger/stronger brother a leach for still living in his dads guest house. When the brother finally got pissed off and went after him he yanked out a gun and said "HE WENT FOR MY GUN'.
That loud mouth pussy is not invited this year.
Jon Ham
quote:
Went for drinks with my wife and her parents last night. Somehow my wife and her mom started talking about how women have it harder than men or some shite. It pissed me off so I reminded them they should be thankful we gave them the right to vote but don’t thank me because it wasn’t me who did it as I would never have voted for it. I tried to say it as a joke but a joke never happened and it was just me basically telling them to STFU. Good times.
OlGrandad
quote:
While I was getting dressed, wife starts yelling in the kitchen. I go in and the Weimaraner is going through the doggy door.
He had jumped on the counter and was eating the turkey when she walked in.
I am under orders to keep quiet when the company arrives.
This will be known as the "turkey" incident of 2018.
This post was edited on 11/20/23 at 10:02 am
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:01 am to pioneerbasketball
Hawgnsincebirth55
VolInBavaria
rich4pres
rich4pres
thekid
quote:
Reminds me of how the most trashy part of my family, 3 sisters 2 of which had 4 children out of wedlock (each one had the first one in high school), they smoke, drink excessively have trashy tattoos and none of them have a decent job. It was a milestone last year when one of them graduated nursing school. Well these are the same 3 that will shout out things such as "it's time to say fricking grace!" Or after someone finishes praying, "Hell yeah dig in!". They are loud and obnoxious too. Also their idea of great is chanting and I quote, "God is good, God is great let us thank him for our food, amen." Like they are frickinh children!! God I hate that part of my family.
VolInBavaria
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It's me and my GF's first Thanksgiving together. She's on her period and has been in a god awful mood all damn day. We were an hour late to her families dinner because she couldn't get her makeup to look right. I don't drink but I may start
rich4pres
quote:
My wife's sister is mad at my wife. My wife is crying. My son refuses to take a nap. And I am an arse for going to rake the leaves. And it is only Wednesday.
rich4pres
quote:
Well, part one at my side of the family is done. Here is how the conversation went with me and my uncle.
Uncle: "I can tell money has been good for you. You have gotten fat."
Me: "Oh, how you doin? So, are you still cheating on your wife? "
That was it. We stayed an hour.
quote:
Whelp, kicked an in-law out of my house alreadyPosted by TDsngumbo ? ? on 11/28/19 at 3:18 pm
She verbally attacked my wife in MY house. It’s one thing to do that in general but don’t come into my house and do it. I feel bad that things escalated the way they did but my wife is my queen. Hopefully we amend things soon.
Happy Thanksgiving, fellas.
thekid
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Had my wife’s cousins invite themselves over for thanksgiving because they just got back from Bali and they are too tired to cook. Couple with a 6 and 10 yr who are the worst two kids I’ve ever dealt with. I literally hate the 6 year old boy. His parents never correct him and he is such a little a-hole. I truly believe he will become a serial killer...I told the wife we should start using his middle name to give him a head start.
This post was edited on 11/20/23 at 10:03 am
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:02 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:03 am to pioneerbasketball
Just posting to get in in the first page.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:04 am to pioneerbasketball
Byrdybyrd05
quote:
We are at my cousin's house in Mississippi for thanksgiving. All the family is over and he has a Apple TV and used his phone to AirPlay pictures of different family pictures he had from over the years. After he did the slideshow he went to the bathroom.
All of the sudden porn just came on the tv and loud as hell and the dude is just roasting some girl. All the family like what the hell and his wife ran to the bathroom and starts banging on the door "are you jacking off in there" he was like huh nooooo. what he forgot to do was take AirPlay off his phone so whatever he is looking at on his phone goes to the Apple TV. Now his wife is pissed and embarrassed and now tomorrow when we all meet for thanksgiving with all the family is going to be really aqward.
For me I loved it I thought it was the funniest thing ever. He came out like a hour later being embarrassed and I asked him dude what was that. He told me he hasnt have sex with his wife in weeks and said he was gonna do him lol. Now when all the family comes over tomorrow he doesn't want to be there.
I told him just blame your wife and say well if we just had sex none of this would of ever happen lol.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:05 am to pioneerbasketball
Forgot which poster this was. He had family that wouldnt eat in the house because of the virus so they would eat outside in the back yard.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:13 am to pioneerbasketball
You have way too much free time. Do you have even a starbucks job?
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:15 am to pioneerbasketball
I am so thankful that I don't have these issues with family holidays. I actually look forward to getting together with all of our families. It's always a good time.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:16 am to pioneerbasketball
IN.
Some posters sit around all year waiting for the Coaching Changes board, and to each their own. I can take it or leave it.
This thread is the one I pine for.
Some posters sit around all year waiting for the Coaching Changes board, and to each their own. I can take it or leave it.
This thread is the one I pine for.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:20 am to pioneerbasketball
Let me save a spot at the first page table.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:20 am to LSUGrad9295
quote:
IN. Some posters sit around all year waiting for the Coaching Changes board, and to each their own. I can take it or leave it. This thread is the one I pine for.
This! First page bitches.
Can’t wait for the one progressive in my family to start crying again. After stating we shouldn’t talk about politics before she starts talking about politics and gets her arse handed to her via logic l. She gets extremely emotional like a progressive and says, “I dont know how everyone in our family is so intelligent but doesn’t agree or see what I’m sayin.”
Maybe, just maybe it is you if you’re the only one??
This post was edited on 11/20/23 at 10:26 am
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:21 am to pioneerbasketball
I will say though that the thread is interesting. Not sure how true it all is, but it's entertaining.
I have no drama because it's just the wife and I. None of our family invites us over, which I'm quite thankful for.
I have no drama because it's just the wife and I. None of our family invites us over, which I'm quite thankful for.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:22 am to pioneerbasketball
I'll get this sucker started.
My family builds an obstacle course for Thanksgiving every year. Each year it gets bigger and more difficult. It's become a real thing over the last decade or so. It started as something just for the kids, but now that most of the grandkids are getting older, its become a full on competition, although my 17 year old nephew has now won 3 years in a row.
Well this year my Dad is building some type of tunnel/maze system. He was telling me how his plan was to send my sister (who is obese) through it first to make sure everyone would fit.
I asked "Well what if she doesn't fit?"
He replied "Well if we have to cut her out with a chainsaw, then maybe she will get the hint!"
This should be fun.
My family builds an obstacle course for Thanksgiving every year. Each year it gets bigger and more difficult. It's become a real thing over the last decade or so. It started as something just for the kids, but now that most of the grandkids are getting older, its become a full on competition, although my 17 year old nephew has now won 3 years in a row.
Well this year my Dad is building some type of tunnel/maze system. He was telling me how his plan was to send my sister (who is obese) through it first to make sure everyone would fit.
I asked "Well what if she doesn't fit?"
He replied "Well if we have to cut her out with a chainsaw, then maybe she will get the hint!"
This should be fun.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:22 am to pioneerbasketball
This thread gets better every year. Counting on you baws and your trashy families to keep me entertained once again
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:27 am to pioneerbasketball
I always love the trashy drama in these threads. My Thanksgiving is the exact same every year:
My parents and my in-laws come over to my house. I’m an only child and my wife’s brothers live on the west coast. My kids run around making noise and the old farts make mundane comments about how good the food is. It’s the same food, same recipes every year.
So may your tables be plenty and uncouth. I need the entertainment.
My parents and my in-laws come over to my house. I’m an only child and my wife’s brothers live on the west coast. My kids run around making noise and the old farts make mundane comments about how good the food is. It’s the same food, same recipes every year.
So may your tables be plenty and uncouth. I need the entertainment.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:28 am to pioneerbasketball
Love this thread. Always delivers..
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:29 am to TexasTiger89
A tad early for this thread on Monday. But I'll allow it.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:40 am to pioneerbasketball
If this thread ain’t a tradition, then it should be!
This post was edited on 11/20/23 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:40 am to Tiger Ryno
My divorced, drunken sister in law is visiting with her shite kids this year. She is definitely making an appearance
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