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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/20/23 at 7:51 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/20/23 at 7:51 pm to pioneerbasketball
Looking forward to some epic stories.
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Posted on 11/20/23 at 8:22 pm to Salmon
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He replied "Well if we have to cut her out with a chainsaw, then maybe she will get the hint!"
Posted on 11/20/23 at 10:53 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/20/23 at 11:39 pm to pioneerbasketball
RA’d for sticky. Most of my crazy relatives have passed on so I plan to overdose on football this weekend.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 11:51 pm to pioneerbasketball
Wasn't there a whole novel about two people getting caught cheating together in a car during Thanksgiving? Anybody remember that insanity?
Posted on 11/21/23 at 1:52 am to adamau
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My early entry:
My 45 yr old cousin (divorced x3) is coming and bringing his new girlfriend (mid 20’s) who is a stripper.
His kids don’t want to come to Thanksgiving if their dad is bringing the stripper so now they are refusing to come.
His mother (my aunt) has already called him up and told him to “leave his whore in Atlanta” and come to thanksgiving. However, when she called him - he was driving and answered on Bluetooth in his car and his stripper girlfriend heard the remarks.
Now everyone is mad at everyone and who knows who will show up.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 6:32 am to pioneerbasketball
Last year's thread was pretty uneventful compared to the years prior.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 7:26 am to adamau
quote:Yes I do recall that entry as well
Wasn't there a whole novel about two people getting caught cheating together in a car during Thanksgiving? Anybody remember that insanity?
Posted on 11/21/23 at 7:35 am to jfan244888
Cool story, Chris.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 7:38 am to 225rumpshaker
It was a BIL/SIL situation if I remember. One sisters husband doing it with his wife's sister while the other husband and fam were cooking on the back porch
Posted on 11/21/23 at 8:26 am to Tiger Ryno
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It was a BIL/SIL situation if I remember. One sisters husband doing it with his wife's sister while the other husband and fam were cooking on the back porch
You're dead on target, that was how it went down, people started looking for them, then somebody heard something outside and caught them banging in a car. LMAO, that story kills me.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 8:49 am to pioneerbasketball
This thread deserves a sticky.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 9:05 am to adamau
I'm at my FIL's beach house with his 3rd wife and 16 year old son as well as my family of 5. My father in law has a dog with a failing liver and a puppy around 10-12 months old. We have our 13 year old golden retriever that is on a new seizure medicine. They refused to keep their old dog in their bedroom on the top floor, so our old fat golden strolls non stop around the main level and every 5 mins their old dog growls at our dog I guess it just gets nervous since it doesn't feel well. Oh and my dog is deaf, so I don't think it hears their dog growl at all. Or at least, does not give 2 shites at all. Not a huge deal during the day.
The first night, they refused to shut their bedroom door so their two dogs are wandering the entire house. All fricking night. At 4 am, our dog wakes up and starts breathing like Charlie Weiss just sprinted 100 yards, right next to our bed in my face. Their puppy is walking around and my dog gets excited to go play, at 4 fricking am....so finally my wife lets our dog out to go to the bathroom so maybe she'll calm down, and sure enough their old dog is in the living room and starts to bark its arse off. Figured I may as well seize the day at that point.
The first night, they refused to shut their bedroom door so their two dogs are wandering the entire house. All fricking night. At 4 am, our dog wakes up and starts breathing like Charlie Weiss just sprinted 100 yards, right next to our bed in my face. Their puppy is walking around and my dog gets excited to go play, at 4 fricking am....so finally my wife lets our dog out to go to the bathroom so maybe she'll calm down, and sure enough their old dog is in the living room and starts to bark its arse off. Figured I may as well seize the day at that point.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 9:23 am to baldona
I will probably not make the list this year because we are staying home for Thanksgiving. We no longer go to my family's Thanksgiving because a cousin-in-law who has been in the family only a couple of years pitched a fit last year to get dinner moved to 5pm. The meal was at noon since way before I was born but since this bitch wants to do some marathon every year the whole schedule has changed. I get up for work at 1am every day so us going would be basically impossible.
My wife's parents are going out of state this Thanksgiving (thank God) so we don't have to deal with them. Her entitled sister and mooch brother-in-law tried to invite themselves over but my wife shut that down real quick.
So instead of dealing with drama I am gonna pick up a catered Thanksgiving meal, we are gonna watch movies in comfortable clothes, and I will have some beers. Good times
My wife's parents are going out of state this Thanksgiving (thank God) so we don't have to deal with them. Her entitled sister and mooch brother-in-law tried to invite themselves over but my wife shut that down real quick.
So instead of dealing with drama I am gonna pick up a catered Thanksgiving meal, we are gonna watch movies in comfortable clothes, and I will have some beers. Good times
Posted on 11/21/23 at 9:31 am to pioneerbasketball
I'll have to live vicariously through this thread because I told my family I'm not coming over to their pigsty houses and no we're definitely not having thanksgiving at my house.
This year I'm thankful for peace & quiet, and small breasts. They don't get enough love. Always willing to help.
This year I'm thankful for peace & quiet, and small breasts. They don't get enough love. Always willing to help.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 9:39 am to pioneerbasketball
Commie uncle is not coming this year. We can eat and watch football in peace.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 9:43 am to pioneerbasketball
No entertaining story here but when my wife (no pics) and I started dating we went to her family's Thanksgiving. I was shocked to see only finger foods. My wife thinks it's normal I strongly disagree.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 9:44 am to damnlambert
Are they yankees or Californians?
frick that shite.
frick that shite.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 10:41 am to pioneerbasketball
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We are at my cousin's house in Mississippi for thanksgiving. All the family is over and he has a Apple TV and used his phone to AirPlay pictures of different family pictures he had from over the years. After he did the slideshow he went to the bathroom.
All of the sudden porn just came on the tv and loud as hell and the dude is just roasting some girl. All the family like what the hell and his wife ran to the bathroom and starts banging on the door "are you jacking off in there" he was like huh nooooo. what he forgot to do was take AirPlay off his phone so whatever he is looking at on his phone goes to the Apple TV. Now his wife is pissed and embarrassed and now tomorrow when we all meet for thanksgiving with all the family is going to be really aqward.
For me I loved it I thought it was the funniest thing ever. He came out like a hour later being embarrassed and I asked him dude what was that. He told me he hasnt have sex with his wife in weeks and said he was gonna do him lol. Now when all the family comes over tomorrow he doesn't want to be there.
I told him just blame your wife and say well if we just had sex none of this would of ever happen lol.
By far and away the best one.
Posted on 11/21/23 at 10:53 am to pioneerbasketball
I'll have 2 baby mama's in the same house. I'll let ya know.
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