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pioneerbasketball
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Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
Political arguments, trashy in laws, drunken uncles, file your reports here.


AbitaFan08
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
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drunken uncles,


The correct terminology is "druncles" so please edit accordingly.

Unfortunately my family is pretty stable so I don't have anything else to contribute. But I love following this thread every year.
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soccerfüt
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
The best was the guy a couple of years ago who retreated during a family gathering to flog the bishop to some pron on his hand-held phone and wasn't aware that his device was streaming to a TV in the common area.

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pioneerbasketball
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
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We are at my cousin's house in New Orleans for thanksgiving. All the family is over and he has a Apple TV and used his phone to AirPlay pictures of different family pictures he had from over the years. After he did the slideshow he went to the bathroom.

All of the sudden porn just came on the tv and loud as hell and the dude is just roasting some girl. All the family like what the hell and his wife ran to the bathroom and starts banging on the door "are you jacking off in there" he was like huh nooooo. what he forgot to do was take AirPlay off his phone so whatever he is looking at on his phone goes to the Apple TV. Now his wife is pissed and embarrassed and now tomorrow when we all meet for thanksgiving with all the family is going to be really aqward. For me I loved it I thought it was the funniest thing ever.

He came out like a hour later being embarrassed and I asked him dude what was that.He told me he hasnt have sex with his wife in weeks and said he was gonna do him lol. Now when all the family comes over tomorrow he doesn't want to be there. I told him just blame your wife and say well if we just had sex none of this would of ever happen lol.


Saskwatch
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
Fun Druncles or Fighty Druncles? I have a Druncle who is quite a fun time at Thanksgiving


LegendInMyMind
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
Sorry, just got word our trashiness is canceled. A cousin tested positive and half the family had been around him.


He tested positive for cocaine, but still.



Nah, it was Covid. I just wanted to add a little trashy.
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Eat Your Crow
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
This is a good thread.


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WinnPtiger
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
heading to the golf course on a crisp north texas fall morning to take my fathers money and emasculate him
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northshorebamaman
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
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Sorry, just got word our trashiness is canceled. A cousin tested positive and half the family had been around him.


He tested positive for cocaine, but still.
If he needs a place to quarantine let me know.


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Ross
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
Having a large family gathering and a grand ole time. People just started showing up an hour ago


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scott8811
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Member since Oct 2014
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
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Unfortunately my family is pretty stable so I don't have anything else to contribute


Same...most annoying thing that will happen..and I can bank on this:
We eating at 1:30...by 1:35 my nephew will have taken his 2 bites of food and be over it....he'll start relentlessly asking everyone at the table that's not his parents to go outside, play a game, take him four wheeler riding nevermind they're still eating. His parents will act like he isn't even there. At 1:40 when he still isn't getting what he wants he'll start hitting people in the back, plopping in people's laps and poking them in the face to get them to do what he wants....after 5 minutes of this his mom will tell him once to calm down. Since there isn't a consequence in the world it'll ramp up in another 2 minutes...so on and so forth

ETA: FIRST PAGE
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LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
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The best was the guy a couple of years ago who retreated during a family gathering to flog the bishop to some pron on his hand-held phone and wasn't aware that his device was streaming to a TV in the common area.


I think it was diddlydawg or someone last year who's brother came home from college and declared that he was a vegetarian. Their pops blew up and I think it all nearly resulted in a fight when the brother got the dad a veggie burger from Burger King and his dad ate it without knowing. It was a bit ridiculous.
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gamatt53
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
My cousin and family just showed up and all have a nasty cough. Am I a weak covid simp soy boy if I turn them away?
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pioneerbasketball
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
Some great gems from years past.

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My in laws played the “Trump is sent by God to be the second coming of the Messiah” rant last night when they arrived was the worst. It’s all up here from there.


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My in laws were just getting to be tolerable until around November 2016. Nowadays their TDS combined with arrogant ignorance prompts out of town plans for us.


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My wife's sister is mad at my wife. My wife is crying. My son refuses to take a nap. And I am an arse for going to rake the leaves. And it is only Wednesday.


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My wife's sister is mad at my wife because she was supposed to go with her and my MIL shopping but didn't because my son hadn't had a nap yet.
I am an arse because I "avoided the situation" by going to rake leaves.
I finally got my son to take a nap and my wife went ahead and went with her sister and mom shopping.


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My great uncle has already dropped the n word about 5 times. He is also railing on about communism. Happy thanksgiving from north Alabama.


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All of wife's family is late, as usual. We send invites, tell everyone the time. Even sandbag a bit bc we know they're usually late. We plan cooking times, oven usage, oil heating time for frying turkey, and that's all fricked up. What the frick are these people doing today? It's not like there's anything open or anything else to do. It would be nice to have some company out by the fryer with me beer.


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Whelp, kicked an in-law out of my house alreadyPosted by TDsngumbo ? ? on 11/28/19 at 3:18 pm

She verbally attacked my wife in MY house. It’s one thing to do that in general but don’t come into my house and do it. I feel bad that things escalated the way they did but my wife is my queen. Hopefully we amend things soon.


Happy Thanksgiving, fellas.


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Hosted my husband’s family for Thanksgiving. My sister in law brought a cheeseball and crackers. His aunt brought fruit salad and we provided everything else. All 12 of them are coming back Saturday night to watch the game. Sister in law declares that we order pizza and we can ALL pitch in for the cost. I just poured another glass of wine and smiled. I know, be thankful damn it.


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I’m at my in laws house. Got treated to a lecture on geopolitics from my wife’s younger sister. She’s unemployed, lives with her parents, 30, and overweight.

I skipped dessert and went straight to the bourbon


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Had my wife’s cousins invite themselves over for thanksgiving because they just got back from Bali and they are too tired to cook. Couple with a 6 and 10 yr who are the worst two kids I’ve ever dealt with. I literally hate the 6 year old boy. His parents never correct him and he is such a little a-hole. I truly believe he will become a serial killer...I told the wife we should start using his middle name to give him a head start.





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sil got pissed and left when i told her that her arse was getting too wide for tights. fil laughed, and ms mack chuckled




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Packer
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Member since May 2017
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
Just found out our Thanksgiving dinner is going to take place outside. Weather forecast at that time: 59 degrees and 20 mph wind.

ETA: To add onto the stupidity, we will all be socializing inside before heading outside to eat
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LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
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Just found out our Thanksgiving dinner is going to take place outside. Weather forecast at that time: 59 degrees and 20 mph wind.

ETA: To add onto the stupidity, we will all be socializing inside before heading outside to eat

Sounds like to me that you just got yourself a nice, quite meal alone inside. Why are you complaining?


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SpecialHazard
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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
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Political arguments


We're all inline politically so no issues there. Unless I'm bored and want to get a rise out of folks.

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trashy in laws


NA. But the a-hole in laws have the rona. Not happy they do but I won't miss then either.

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drunken uncles


Yeah gotta wear this one.


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scott8811
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Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
7106 posts

re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
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Just found out our Thanksgiving dinner is going to take place outside. Weather forecast at that time: 59 degrees and 20 mph wind.


Will you be wearing masks while walking from inside to the table until seated......that would be the kicker here


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LSU2NO
LSU Fan
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Member since Oct 2007
1665 posts

re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread
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drunken uncles



Does it count if you are the 'drunken uncle'?

It makes it sooo much better.


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