Thanksgiving Play By Play

We arrive early, help out in the kitchen, do our visiting, eat dinner, help clean up, then get the hell out of there before the drinking really gets started. That's when the shite breaks out.

Best thread every year

I'm working too. 1a-6a.

Leaving today for Key West. My wife and I will be spreading her mother's ashes in the ocean.

I always enjoy my “biker” cousins rants about how much good pot can do if were made legal.
He eats a lot but is very skinny. I haven’t heard any mention of meth but I think he likes taking it too.

Group consensus needed. Should I smoke a turkey?

Won’t be any funny stories in my home today (1st Thanksgiving without my mom) but it makes me laugh to read about them elsewhere. It reminds me of all the little things that families always overreact to because we all lose sight of the big picture.

Not trying to be a Debbie downer because I am actually feeling happy. Just reminding you guys to tell your crazy brother or sister or cousin that you love them (while you laugh at them of course)

Come on people....back to the fun stories....

We need details!

I’m currently starting my day off with making room for the upcoming food baby

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We arrive early, help out in the kitchen, do our visiting, eat dinner, help clean up, then get the hell out of there before the drinking really gets started. That's when the shite breaks out.

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This

Woke at 5am to the toilet overflowing and flooded the bedroom. All my clothes in my suitcase are soaked. Started drinking 10 minutes ago.