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re: Would you rather....NFL edition
Posted on 7/29/26 at 5:54 pm to RoosterCogburn585
Posted on 7/29/26 at 5:54 pm to RoosterCogburn585
10 carries, 5 yards.
I’m pretty sure I could net more on 10 carries. But I would settle for 5 yards.
I’m pretty sure I could net more on 10 carries. But I would settle for 5 yards.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 6:18 pm to RoosterCogburn585
quote:This reminds me of Hokie’s (RIP) wonderful sense of humor and self-deprecation.
B) Have 10 caries in an NFL Game to gain 5 yards for $10 million
Someone asked him about his NFL career as a running back.
He said (something to this effect): “I was a short yardage specialist. When we needed to get one yard, I could get one yard. When we needed to get two yards, I could get one yard. That’s why my NFL career wasn’t long.”
The real reason was injuries. Hokie was mofo on a football field before his knee(s?) got damaged.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 7:38 pm to RoosterCogburn585
I thought everyone on the OT were already multimillionaires?
I guess the poors in this thread r showing who they really are.
I guess the poors in this thread r showing who they really are.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 7:43 pm to soccerfüt
Posted on 7/29/26 at 7:54 pm to RoosterCogburn585
quote:
Have 10 caries in an NFL Game to gain 5 yards for $10 million
In which state am I playing? Gotta pay taxes in any state I’d play in
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:04 pm to RoosterCogburn585
Id do B for $1M.
At 64, Im still quick AF.
Just ask my wife.
At 64, Im still quick AF.
Just ask my wife.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:08 pm to RoosterCogburn585
A. I would get killed in an NFL game and so would anybody here.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:11 pm to RoosterCogburn585
B. I would just get butt naked. No one wants to tackle some butt naked 40 year old dude.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:16 pm to BoogaBear
If it’s 10 straight runs, defense will pin their ears back.
If it’s 10 runs in the flow of a normal game, and you’re asking me to pass block and do other shite…that’s a non starter also.
Gimme the 500k after taxes
If it’s 10 runs in the flow of a normal game, and you’re asking me to pass block and do other shite…that’s a non starter also.
Gimme the 500k after taxes
This post was edited on 7/29/26 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:23 pm to Slevin7
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This post was edited on 7/29/26 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:33 pm to jflsufan
quote:
Can I do 10 QB sneaks behind an All Pro Center?
After the first few sneaks they're going to line up in a goalline D with two noseguards cramming the box.
You're best chance is to have a "Bama ref" spot the ball based on... *checks chain marker*...."forward progress".
Posted on 7/29/26 at 10:09 pm to RoosterCogburn585
If I can pick the early 2000s Chiefs offensive line, I am 10000000% choosing option B
Posted on 7/29/26 at 10:22 pm to Norbert
quote:
quote: Who's O-Line do I have?
Bengals
Give me the million
Posted on 7/29/26 at 11:38 pm to RoosterCogburn585
I would probably fumble the first handoff. And probably tear my ACL.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 11:46 pm to RoosterCogburn585
quote:
Have 10 caries in an NFL Game to gain 5 yards
Sounds like Trent Richardson’s career
Posted on 7/29/26 at 11:48 pm to RoosterCogburn585
quote:
Have 10 caries in an NFL Game
That’s a lot of tooth decay.
Posted on 7/30/26 at 5:23 am to RoosterCogburn585
A.
I’m not gaining 5 yards on anybody.
I’m old and slow.
I’d die if they hit me bc I’m on blood thinner.
I’m not gaining 5 yards on anybody.
I’m old and slow.
I’d die if they hit me bc I’m on blood thinner.
Posted on 7/30/26 at 8:52 am to idlewatcher
quote:
So I just have to receive a handoff and dive for .5yds every time? I’ll take that bet
Do you even math bro?
Something tells me you missed the period before the 5.
But this is the key here I think:
quote:
If I get tackled behind the line does it subtract from what I’ve gained
If lost yardage counts against you, then give me the million. If you just literally have to gain 5 yards in 10 plays, then I'll take my chances. Especially if the defense doesn't know you're running run plays. Like someone said, you can run dives or QB sneak type plays and get half a yard or more.
And the premise is "in an NFL game." So it's not like it's just ten plays where both sides knows you're running the ball.
It would be hard and I would get destroyed, but I also think it would be kinda fun.
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:50 am to RoosterCogburn585
Can I take option B and name Derrick Henry as my proxy to carry the ball?
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:54 am to RoosterCogburn585
B
I think I could tush push for 5 yards in 10 carries.
Then again I might be a paraplegic after so maybe A is the better choice.
I think I could tush push for 5 yards in 10 carries.
Then again I might be a paraplegic after so maybe A is the better choice.
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