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There are two certainties in life. Taxes, and when a federal agent seizes any of your electronic devices kiss the data goodbye.

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You do know that bitcoin isn’t actually stored on the electronic device correct? Surely you knew that considering you speak on Bitcoin and its merits in all the threads.

They can have my electronic device. I’ll just fly to another country with my 12 words and have all my net worth safe and sound.

I’ve rotated a large portion of my MSTR gains to the STRF preferred

Both pretty much the same. I prefer the taste of white so thats what I go with. The miniscule amount of extra fiber in brown not worth it for me

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Waiting for detective dipshit to tell me the tweet from a satire account isn't real

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Well the header on the account's page says this:

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DISCLAIMER: all content is satirical and not factual

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So my advice is don't even consider doing this if you are racking up CC interest doing so.

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I’m also very frugal when it comes to cash expended on anything outside of investments since there’s more productive assets that money could be allocated towards in the meantime.

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If you know of a guaranteed 20% annual return then every human on the planet would be banging on your door to tell them

Why the frick are you putting this on a credit card and getting hit with interest payments?

Inb4 all the residents from the surrounding areas sky scream about how terrible this will be

Hims has a finasteride & minoxidil combo spray that both stops the loss and promotes growth. It is really best used early on to stop the progression because once you are too far gone then it isn't worth it

Agreed, and why Bitcoin isn't crypto IMO.

Crypto is a pool of shite