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re: Why is owning a Monkey illegal in LA?
Posted on 4/29/20 at 11:52 am to stout
Posted on 4/29/20 at 11:52 am to stout
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My wife has it in her mind she is going to import a pet monkey
Have you never seen Outbreak, fricker? We already have corona, we don't need whatever your wife's new toy will bring on top of it.
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Posted on 4/29/20 at 11:56 am to stout
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illegal in LA?
Love from LA to La and see if that resolves anything.
Posted on 4/29/20 at 12:12 pm to HeadSlash
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It'll eat your face
You're thinking of a chimpanzee. When they turn on you, and they will, those frickers are vicious.
Posted on 4/29/20 at 12:13 pm to stout
i saw families with pet lemurs babe
Posted on 4/29/20 at 12:17 pm to stout
quote:I thought it was in Connecticut that a chimp attacked its owner's best friend, bit the friend's face off and destroyed her eye sight.
Wasn't the only case of that in Florida?
Posted on 4/29/20 at 12:17 pm to Boo Krewe
Not sure why but I had a few friends that owned them when I was a kid...military brat and Indonesia I guess????
cute ....then mean...then poop....think of a six month baby that can climb and run everywhere.....
cute ....then mean...then poop....think of a six month baby that can climb and run everywhere.....
Posted on 4/29/20 at 12:29 pm to fr33manator
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Contains the number 13, doesn’t it?
It didn't then, but it does now.
Posted on 4/29/20 at 12:29 pm to soccerfüt
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Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.
While I was down this rabbit hole I found this monkey spanking material.
Posted on 4/29/20 at 12:54 pm to stout
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Why is owning a Monkey illegal in LA?
They know it would lead to another AIDS=type disease. I've been to New Orleans. I see how you people are.
Posted on 4/29/20 at 1:17 pm to jlovel7
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Family of mine ordered one from a sears catalogue several decades ago. Arrived via train in a crate with a sack of bananas. Great pet until it electrocuted itself in some telephone polls. It was able to freely roam the area. This was in Lynchburg, VA.
These are the posts that keep me coming back.
Posted on 4/29/20 at 1:57 pm to Thecoz
In Florida they breed them. Picture king Julian from Madagascar
Posted on 4/29/20 at 2:12 pm to stout
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Why is owning a Monkey illegal in LA? b
Government leaders in this state don’t think anything smarter than they are should be “owned”
Posted on 4/29/20 at 2:49 pm to stout
why is monkey capitalized?
Posted on 4/29/20 at 2:58 pm to Hogwarts
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2 bans minimum
I feel like some of these threads are crafted just to get people banned.
Posted on 4/29/20 at 3:37 pm to stout
Posted on 4/29/20 at 3:44 pm to stout
Make some rice......den, a roux....
Posted on 4/29/20 at 3:48 pm to stout
Because it will be all nice and playful with you right up until the moment it rips your wife’s face off
This post was edited on 4/29/20 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 4/29/20 at 3:54 pm to jlovel7
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Family of mine ordered one from a sears catalogue several decades ago. Arrived via train in a crate with a sack of bananas. Great pet until it electrocuted itself in some telephone polls. It was able to freely roam the area. This was in Lynchburg, VA.
Posted on 4/29/20 at 3:56 pm to Pelican fan99
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Because it will be all nice and playful with you right up until the moment it rips your wife’s face off
That's exactly what the OP wants to happen. He's playing the long con and this whole thread is part of his eventual defense.
Posted on 4/29/20 at 3:59 pm to jlovel7
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