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re: “The absolute state” Thread

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 2/24/26 at 4:00 pm to
We’re living in the weirdest timeline possible
Finally a home for that gay owl that posts here.

re: “The absolute state” Thread

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 2/23/26 at 3:13 pm to
No surprise that tSwans are top of the league. It’s what makes it so realistic.
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That has to be moved right?

As long as the check to FIFA cleared, it’ll stay in Guadalajara
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Somebody on here is stuck in Mexico right now with a wife and kids that wanted to go to Disney World but an all inclusive in PV was 1/4 of the price.

Brings back memories of Oldmanbeasley’s vacation to Chechnya in 94.
Word on the street is el Yogurt is the favorite to take over command of cjng
Oh, down in Mexico
I never really been so I don't really know
Oh, Mexico
I guess I'll have to go
Hearts winning the league would be awesome

re: USA USA USA

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 2/22/26 at 9:54 am to
That was sick
Vipotnik continues to score. Bristol in the mud

re: Terrible phrases

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 2/19/26 at 3:12 pm to
“We’re out of beer”
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Nah, take a look at the world rankings. Women are clearly inferior. Why though?

re: Swansea City thread

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 2/19/26 at 11:50 am to
You have no idea how close to the sun you just flew.
They said the South would rise again and now the prophecy has been fulfilled.
No one cares about the opinion of a rat. Vermin like you are a plague to this world.