OldmanBeasley

Oldmanbeasley doesn’t get hammered and wake-up next to aliens. Oldmanbeasley gets hammered and wakes up next to chicks with thyroid conditions and big bones....

Pickens is the most “what the frick” player of all time....

[quote]He's the best playcaller in the game.[/quote] Yikes...

Leonard would be a really solid qb if he could throw a football....

A real man is too drunk to give a shite....

[quote]y'all really don't know how vaginas work, huh? [/quote] No one does. They’re like magnets and time zones. No one actually knows how they work, we just pretend to know to seem cool on the internet....

[quote]BBC? Rachel Nichols said hold her beer.[/quote] Rachel didn’t do to it for career advancement, she did it for love of the game....

Oldmanbeasley’s cousin Larry got sexually assaulted by a penguin while on a family trip. While it’s never right to victim blame, Larry had it coming. Completely ruined the trip....

[quote]I stopped in Vergina, I had no idea what to expect, didn't look up anything going into it, and I still in awe thinking about this place.[/quote] We’ve all been there brother bear. Nothing like a young lad’s first trip to Vergina land....

The Steelers offense is hilariously bad....