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Those blowjobs have to be fricking incredible for Bill to put up with all the nonsense.

Quantity is a quality of its own.

re: NFL Draft: Rounds 4 to 7 Today

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 4/25/25 at 10:16 pm
If you’re getting interviewed and you make the person interviewing you uncomfortable, you’ve failed the interview.
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Why do they hate each other?

Cricket rivals
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This is equivalent to the football loss to UAB.

No it’s not. Baseball teams lose a mid week game to a bad team almost every year. Losing to a UAB type team in football is a much different animal.
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Some guy paid a stripper $1000 so that he could toss her salad.

If you’re paying to lick butt hole, you’re doing it wrong.
The last true generational talent was DaMarcus Beasley.
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Baton Rouge police were the least helpful. They accused my sister of stalking her stalker (we came to them with a lot of information on the guy) and basically laughed her out of the office. This tracks with my experience with them in other matters. Useless pricks, the lot of them.

You have to respect their consistency though. Yes they’re shite, but they’re consistently shite.
Classless display by Leeds running up the score on poor little Stoke. They need to learn to win with class and decency like the Swans.

re: 129th Boston Marathon Thread

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 4/21/25 at 10:19 am
Old boy is cruising
Crochet is also very good and still pretty young.

re: Alabama 3 @ LSU 4 Final

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 4/18/25 at 9:19 pm
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MetArl15

You bob for apples in the toilet and you like it!

re: Alabama 3 @ LSU 4 Final

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 4/18/25 at 9:13 pm
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It does matter. Bama is slamming Cowan. Top of the order will tie this game at least. Even if they don’t, it’s indicative of a completely unclutch hitting team.

You’re one pathetic little fellow
Gruden isn’t racist, he just hates DeMaurice Smith.
Always enjoyed the story about the British communist and huge Pol Pot fanboy James Alexander Malcolm Caldwell. He was a Scottish academic and a prolific Marxist writer. He was a consistent critic of American foreign policy, a campaigner for Asian communist and socialist movements and a supporter of the Khmer Rouge. Caldwell was murdered a few hours after meeting Pol Pot in Cambodia, though who was responsible for the murder remains debated.

re: Alabama 6 @ LSU 11 Final

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 4/17/25 at 10:46 pm
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'm beginning to hate what this team has become. Jay needs to go

I think you should be the one to go.

re: Alabama 6 @ LSU 11 Final

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 4/17/25 at 9:50 pm
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Where are all the people that left in the 5th inning or whatever it was?

They committed seppuku. RIP Burreauxx and Tarzana you sacks of shite
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The other yuck monkey.

There’s absolutely no need for that type of language here. There’s children and a gay retarded Mexican owl that read this site. Be better
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shouldn’t we be throwing him a party for achieving that here?

No, having an arse full of aids is not worthy of a party Pedro the Poofter.
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nobody cares

Said the homo with an arse full of AIDs
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Neutral Milk Hotel

Embarrassed to not have known they originated from the great town of Ruston. Blessings be upon you for delivering this knowledge to Oldmanbeasley.