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[quote]Grown men shouldn’t play video games[/quote] Eddie Johnson agrees....

re: Latoya’s Boyfriend Indicted

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/19/24 at 3:17 pm
Easiest insanity plea of all time....
[quote]Your strategy is sound Gramps.If you curry their favor a little more desperately, one of them may even take pity on you and start upvoting your posts .It could happen ![/quote] Oldmanbeasley does not mess with curry. At least not since the incident in Calcutta....
[quote]Lsupimp[/quote] Worst pimp of all time....

re: Euro 2024 thread: Final

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/17/24 at 4:23 pm
You’re asking for it, chico....
RIP Sir Winston. He was always talking about banging birds....

re: Euro 2024 thread: Final

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/17/24 at 8:24 am
Watch yourself, Mexicano....
[quote]we can send them the leftover Mexicans [/quote] Throw in some Guatemalans and it’s a done deal....
[quote]Trumps agreement with Putin is to send all the Ukrainian women here [/quote] [img]https://media.tenor.com/1_-JUCnB9j0AAAAM/racialdraft-dave.gif[/img]...

re: Euro 2024 thread: Final

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/15/24 at 7:20 pm
Chill out, hermano....

re: Euro 2024 thread: Final

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/15/24 at 10:40 am
Calm down, amigo....

re: Euro 2024 thread: Final

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/14/24 at 10:54 pm
Oldmanbeasley is no redneck, cabrón....

re: COPA America Tournament 2024

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/14/24 at 9:23 pm
[quote]So no Shakira and only commercials for halftime?[/quote] Oldmanbeasley’s penis is not taking this well. ETA: All good...

re: COPA America Tournament 2024

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/14/24 at 9:21 pm
[quote]This tournament has been very sloppy, ugly, dirty soccer for the most part. [/quote] Firs time watching South American soccer?...

re: Euro 2024 thread: Final

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/14/24 at 9:19 pm
Congratulations to the OG Mexicans....

re: COPA America Tournament 2024

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/14/24 at 8:44 pm
[quote]And the 10,000 plus Andy Dufrenes Shawshank sneaking into the stadium?[/quote] To be fair, America isn’t too familiar with the mischievous ways of southern Mexicans....

re: COPA America Tournament 2024

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/14/24 at 8:39 pm
Commentators are time travelers...

re: COPA America Tournament 2024

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/14/24 at 7:44 pm
Colombians are the shittiest Mexicans of South America. Always causing a ruckus....

re: COPA America Tournament 2024

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/14/24 at 6:57 pm
South America gonna South America ...