Favorite team:USA 
Location:Charlotte
Biography:God bless Alberta
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Occupation:Professional Scapegoat
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Registered on:6/12/2014
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Stay tuned for girls gone wild.

Those girls would go wild just for a free tshirt. Always wondered what they would have done for a Klondike bar.
San Francisco Giants outfielder Harrison Bader ended his 2026 season after crashing a scooter into the back of a San Francisco Fire Department fire truck
tState of college athletics. The whole thing has just become absurd. Will always have the nostalgia at least.
We should do a nationwide charity car wash or maybe go door to door selling meat sticks.
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I laughed out loud the other day when she said she is a therapist to parents that have an adult child that is a failure to launch

They’re having problems with their trebuchet?
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Im upset, emotional, and gay. How much Xanax would you give me?

Zero. Shock therapy and leeches are what you need.
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All of a sudden we have a bunch of feminists acting like their hormones are in complete control of them and they can't do anything about it.

And if men try and use that excuse they get laughed at and permanently banned from ever entering Norway.
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Oklahoma State coach Eric Morris shoots armadillo in yard

When in Rome
After much thought and deliberation with family, friends and spiritual advisers, Oldmanbeasley will be officially supporting Leeds United Football Club for the 2026-2027 English Premier League season. Oldmanbeasley will not be taking further questions at this time. Thank you and God bless.
Top of the league. Swans get it done at Stoke.
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Who wins the welsh cup this year? Swans
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Cardiff gfy

shite club in a shite city.
Hoping everyone is mentally, physically, and sexually prepared for the season opener tomorrow.
Old boy would make up the craziest claims and accomplishments that weren’t remotely possible and the academic community would just respond by promoting and praising him. Very sad ending, but it’s insane the blatant lies that he got away with for years.
Like old Millard Fillmore used to say, there’s nothing nastier than an old dried up dyke.
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Now, I still have YouTubeTV, but I have to pay extra for Peacock. I understand it as a business, but I am just pointing out that the barriers of entry to fandom was much lower.

It’s not the first time you’ve paid extra for cock