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I'm 51. When I was a kid, I remember being at my grandmother's house in the summer and NASA had a hotline you could call and listen to data coming in from Voyager (1 or 2, can't remember) as it exited the solar system. Totally made no sense, but we thought it was the coolest thing ever to hear something that originated from beyond.

Also, what a fricking battery, huh?
I don't get why the others freaked out about it so much. It's not like you or they did anything wrong.
When they're pointing straight up you know they are watching the Playboy channel.
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So he’s affectively shutting down regional air traffic? That’s seems bad
He doesn't give a shite. His buddy at Gulfstream needs his help.
Here's a question - how do they compensate the owner of mineral rights for the lost gas? How would they be able to estimate the cubic footage? Or do they sign something that says the owners assumes the risk?
My mother tried to name me Chance after Wayne's character in that movie. Thank God my dad put a stop to that.
If he'd known the divorce was coming, he could have skipped all that and let have the VD as a parting gift.

ETA: our old neighbor, two houses ago, screwed around on his wife and got herpes, then gave it to the wife. He successfully convinced her at the time that it was from using public restrooms. Wasn't until the divorce proceedings that the lawyer was able to convince her that simply wasn't very likely.
Work provides me paid access to CoPilot. I put in on deep think and asked the same question. Pretty interesting take and I like how it explains the reasons for the rankings and the distinctions made.

Great question, Harry. “American history” can mean different things, so here’s a clear, assumptions-first take:

Scope assumed: United States generals only, including Confederate officers as historical American generals (but excluding admirals). If you prefer U.S. service only (no Confederates) or want to broaden to the entire Americas, I can re-rank instantly.

How I ranked them
Weighted criteria:
-War-winning impact (decisive theaters/campaigns)
-Scale & complexity of command (joint/combined, coalition)
-Operational art & innovation (maneuver, logistics, doctrine)
-Institution-building (creating the forces and systems that win)
-Civil–military leadership & legacy

Top 10 Greatest Generals in American History (including Confederates)

1) George Washington (Revolutionary War)
Why here: Preserved the Continental Army through a war of exhaustion, balanced strategy with political statecraft, coordinated with allies at Yorktown, and set enduring civil–military norms by relinquishing power.
2) Ulysses S. Grant (Civil War)
Why here: Synchronized multi-theater pressure (with Sherman & others), executed Vicksburg—an operational classic—and pursued a relentless, war-terminating strategy against Lee’s main army.
3) George C. Marshall (World War II)
Why here: Architect of victory as Army Chief of Staff—built a global-force army from a small peacetime base, chose commanders (Eisenhower, Bradley, Patton), and designed the mobilization, training, and logistics that made Allied success possible.
4) Dwight D. Eisenhower (World War II)
Why here: Master coalition commander—North Africa to Normandy to Germany—who coordinated vast joint/combined operations, logistics, and alliance politics to deliver victory in Europe.
5) Robert E. Lee (Civil War — Confederate)
Why here: Exceptional operational/tactical generalship in the Eastern Theater (Second Manassas, Chancellorsville, early Gettysburg maneuver), often outperforming with fewer resources. Strategic limitations and the cause he served temper the overall judgment.
6) William Tecumseh Sherman (Civil War)
Why here: Pioneer of deep operational maneuver/logistics: Atlanta, March to the Sea, Carolinas Campaign—severed Confederate logistics and will, accelerating war termination.
7) John J. Pershing (World War I)
Why here: Built the AEF from scratch, preserved independent American command, and delivered at St. Mihiel and Meuse–Argonne—foundational for the modern U.S. Army’s scale and doctrine.
8) Douglas MacArthur (World War II, Korea)
Why here: Operational audacity (New Guinea campaign, Inchon landing) and consequential postwar governance of Japan; towering, if controversial, civil–military judgment in Korea.
9) George S. Patton (World War II)
Why here: The exemplar of high-tempo combined-arms exploitation—breakout from Normandy, rapid pursuit across France, and relief of Bastogne; exacting logistics discipline underwrote the speed.
10) Winfield Scott (War of 1812, Mexican–American War)
Why here: Professionalized the antebellum Army (drill manuals), executed the Veracruz–Mexico City campaign—an operational masterpiece—and sketched the “Anaconda Plan” that foreshadowed Union grand strategy.

Honorable mentions (by era)

Revolutionary War: Nathanael Greene (brilliant Southern campaign that wore down Cornwallis); Henry Knox (artillery, logistics).
Civil War (Union): George H. Thomas (“Rock of Chickamauga,” decisive at Nashville), Philip H. Sheridan (Shenandoah, cavalry transformation).
Civil War (Confederate): Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson (operational maneuver in the Valley), James Longstreet (corps-level mastery).
World Wars: Omar Bradley (steady Army Group command in NW Europe), H. H. “Hap” Arnold (airpower architect—if broadening “generalship” to include service-building air leaders).
Korea & Cold War: Matthew Ridgway (turned the war in 1951 through leadership and tactical reform).
Late 20th–21st Century: Norman Schwarzkopf (Desert Storm operational art), David Petraeus (COIN doctrine & surge in Iraq), Colin Powell (strategic doctrine as CJCS—less battlefield command).

Prefer a U.S.-service-only list (no Confederates)?
If we restrict to U.S. service, here’s a clean Top 10 (same criteria):

1. Washington
2. Grant
3. Marshall
4. Eisenhower
5. Sherman
6. Pershing
7. MacArthur
8. Patton
9. Winfield Scott
10. H. H. “Hap” Arnold (airpower institution-builder)

If you want me to weight pure battlefield generalship more (and institution-building less), I can re-rank—e.g., elevate Lee, Jackson, Thomas, Patton; if you want institutional impact, Marshall and Arnold rise. Which lens fits your class or project best, Harry?
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Well, somebody has to pay for all the welfare recipients living in the city of New Orleans
And the prisons. Seems like there's one every five miles in Louisiana.
I'm calling bullshite. I've read several Shakespeare works and none of them started with "y'all ain't never gon' believe 'dis."
That's a wrap. Get supper ready, Lucy.
Yeah, Indy is running down hill. Offense isn't doing shite to help.
Oline has been the problem at Bama for last four years.
That's the more infuriating part - they don't need it.
This officiating crew sucks donkey balls in Tijuana, Monday - Friday.
These Big12 horsefrickers don't even know what sport they're officiating - or don't care.
Exactly. The MFer had it cradled in his arm and took two steps with it.

re: Veterinary Telemedicine

Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 11:41 am to
I've done it for livestock but that was with a breach kid with hooves handing out the dam's back end.

re: Celebrity Death Pool 2026

Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 10:40 am to
Ghislaine Maxwell
Eva Marie Saint
Jesse Jackson

re: Mid grade babe thread nsfw

Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 10:30 am to
Tats are a quick way to go from mid-grade to low-grade.
Looks like it does rain in Southern California after all.
The Errol Morris Miller High Life commercials.

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war is hell.. but man that's a lot of innocents killed
True, but the firebombing raids did that kind of damage night after night. By '45, the US was ready for the war to be over and it was important that the Japanese surrender before the Russians got too involved, which is why (well, one reason why) we were stepping up the game. Japan was free to surrender whenever they wished.

During the Tokyo attack civilians jumped into the rivers to avoid the flames, but at points the rivers themselves were boiling. Imagine the kind of thermal energy it takes to do that.

re: Auburn has completely imploded

Posted by HarryBalzack on 12/29/25 at 5:49 pm to
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Enjoy it, rival fans, this is rock bottom.
Nah, there's a lot further way to go.
Inability to navigate a merging lane on the highway.
My brother-in-law was hooked on the shite. He got off of it a few years ago, supposedly, but found out this week that he has cancer in his adrenal glands and it has metastasized. I figure there's got to he some correlation. He got hooked after nerve surgery.

I had back surgery myself but luckily a family friend advised that I only use that shite to be able to sleep because it was so potentially addictive.
From the looks of that poster they appear to have solved the DB Cooper case too.

ETA: distant cousin of mine was also considered to have been a victim of the Black Dahlia killer. Wonder if dude is connected that her death? LINK
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I get that, but I paid, didn't default, and didn't ask for that. And I'd still be paying otherwise. Just saying - don't understand why they're (borrowers) acting like this is some calamity. They knew the terms when they took out the loans.