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HarryBalzack
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re: The Voyager 1 probe is now one light day from Earth...
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/7/26 at 12:16 pm to RollTide1987
I'm 51. When I was a kid, I remember being at my grandmother's house in the summer and NASA had a hotline you could call and listen to data coming in from Voyager (1 or 2, can't remember) as it exited the solar system. Totally made no sense, but we thought it was the coolest thing ever to hear something that originated from beyond.
Also, what a fricking battery, huh?
Also, what a fricking battery, huh?
re: DNA testing for my moms siblings
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/2/26 at 4:16 pm to Nole Man
I don't get why the others freaked out about it so much. It's not like you or they did anything wrong.
re: My neighbor still has a satellite, I'm confused
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/1/26 at 5:05 pm to PelicanState87
When they're pointing straight up you know they are watching the Playboy channel.
re: Real life indecent proposal has gone down
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 6:25 pm to DarthRebel
She ain't ugly.
re: President Trump Decertifies All Canadian Made Aircraft
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 6:24 pm to crazyLSUstudent
quote:He doesn't give a shite. His buddy at Gulfstream needs his help.
So he’s affectively shutting down regional air traffic? That’s seems bad
re: Blowout in Blanchard Oklahoma
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 6:18 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Here's a question - how do they compensate the owner of mineral rights for the lost gas? How would they be able to estimate the cubic footage? Or do they sign something that says the owners assumes the risk?
re: Blowout in Blanchard Oklahoma
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 6:17 pm to Shreve Perry
My mother tried to name me Chance after Wayne's character in that movie. Thank God my dad put a stop to that.
re: Bill Gates got an STD from banging russian hookers, then tried to drug his wife
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 5:57 pm to stout
If he'd known the divorce was coming, he could have skipped all that and let have the VD as a parting gift.
ETA: our old neighbor, two houses ago, screwed around on his wife and got herpes, then gave it to the wife. He successfully convinced her at the time that it was from using public restrooms. Wasn't until the divorce proceedings that the lawyer was able to convince her that simply wasn't very likely.
ETA: our old neighbor, two houses ago, screwed around on his wife and got herpes, then gave it to the wife. He successfully convinced her at the time that it was from using public restrooms. Wasn't until the divorce proceedings that the lawyer was able to convince her that simply wasn't very likely.
re: I asked Grok to rank the Top 10 greatest U.S. Generals in our 250 years of history...
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 5:56 pm to RollTide1987
Work provides me paid access to CoPilot. I put in on deep think and asked the same question. Pretty interesting take and I like how it explains the reasons for the rankings and the distinctions made.
Great question, Harry. “American history” can mean different things, so here’s a clear, assumptions-first take:
Scope assumed: United States generals only, including Confederate officers as historical American generals (but excluding admirals). If you prefer U.S. service only (no Confederates) or want to broaden to the entire Americas, I can re-rank instantly.
How I ranked them
Weighted criteria:
-War-winning impact (decisive theaters/campaigns)
-Scale & complexity of command (joint/combined, coalition)
-Operational art & innovation (maneuver, logistics, doctrine)
-Institution-building (creating the forces and systems that win)
-Civil–military leadership & legacy
Top 10 Greatest Generals in American History (including Confederates)
1) George Washington (Revolutionary War)
Why here: Preserved the Continental Army through a war of exhaustion, balanced strategy with political statecraft, coordinated with allies at Yorktown, and set enduring civil–military norms by relinquishing power.
2) Ulysses S. Grant (Civil War)
Why here: Synchronized multi-theater pressure (with Sherman & others), executed Vicksburg—an operational classic—and pursued a relentless, war-terminating strategy against Lee’s main army.
3) George C. Marshall (World War II)
Why here: Architect of victory as Army Chief of Staff—built a global-force army from a small peacetime base, chose commanders (Eisenhower, Bradley, Patton), and designed the mobilization, training, and logistics that made Allied success possible.
4) Dwight D. Eisenhower (World War II)
Why here: Master coalition commander—North Africa to Normandy to Germany—who coordinated vast joint/combined operations, logistics, and alliance politics to deliver victory in Europe.
5) Robert E. Lee (Civil War — Confederate)
Why here: Exceptional operational/tactical generalship in the Eastern Theater (Second Manassas, Chancellorsville, early Gettysburg maneuver), often outperforming with fewer resources. Strategic limitations and the cause he served temper the overall judgment.
6) William Tecumseh Sherman (Civil War)
Why here: Pioneer of deep operational maneuver/logistics: Atlanta, March to the Sea, Carolinas Campaign—severed Confederate logistics and will, accelerating war termination.
7) John J. Pershing (World War I)
Why here: Built the AEF from scratch, preserved independent American command, and delivered at St. Mihiel and Meuse–Argonne—foundational for the modern U.S. Army’s scale and doctrine.
8) Douglas MacArthur (World War II, Korea)
Why here: Operational audacity (New Guinea campaign, Inchon landing) and consequential postwar governance of Japan; towering, if controversial, civil–military judgment in Korea.
9) George S. Patton (World War II)
Why here: The exemplar of high-tempo combined-arms exploitation—breakout from Normandy, rapid pursuit across France, and relief of Bastogne; exacting logistics discipline underwrote the speed.
10) Winfield Scott (War of 1812, Mexican–American War)
Why here: Professionalized the antebellum Army (drill manuals), executed the Veracruz–Mexico City campaign—an operational masterpiece—and sketched the “Anaconda Plan” that foreshadowed Union grand strategy.
Honorable mentions (by era)
Revolutionary War: Nathanael Greene (brilliant Southern campaign that wore down Cornwallis); Henry Knox (artillery, logistics).
Civil War (Union): George H. Thomas (“Rock of Chickamauga,” decisive at Nashville), Philip H. Sheridan (Shenandoah, cavalry transformation).
Civil War (Confederate): Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson (operational maneuver in the Valley), James Longstreet (corps-level mastery).
World Wars: Omar Bradley (steady Army Group command in NW Europe), H. H. “Hap” Arnold (airpower architect—if broadening “generalship” to include service-building air leaders).
Korea & Cold War: Matthew Ridgway (turned the war in 1951 through leadership and tactical reform).
Late 20th–21st Century: Norman Schwarzkopf (Desert Storm operational art), David Petraeus (COIN doctrine & surge in Iraq), Colin Powell (strategic doctrine as CJCS—less battlefield command).
Prefer a U.S.-service-only list (no Confederates)?
If we restrict to U.S. service, here’s a clean Top 10 (same criteria):
1. Washington
2. Grant
3. Marshall
4. Eisenhower
5. Sherman
6. Pershing
7. MacArthur
8. Patton
9. Winfield Scott
10. H. H. “Hap” Arnold (airpower institution-builder)
If you want me to weight pure battlefield generalship more (and institution-building less), I can re-rank—e.g., elevate Lee, Jackson, Thomas, Patton; if you want institutional impact, Marshall and Arnold rise. Which lens fits your class or project best, Harry?
Great question, Harry. “American history” can mean different things, so here’s a clear, assumptions-first take:
Scope assumed: United States generals only, including Confederate officers as historical American generals (but excluding admirals). If you prefer U.S. service only (no Confederates) or want to broaden to the entire Americas, I can re-rank instantly.
How I ranked them
Weighted criteria:
-War-winning impact (decisive theaters/campaigns)
-Scale & complexity of command (joint/combined, coalition)
-Operational art & innovation (maneuver, logistics, doctrine)
-Institution-building (creating the forces and systems that win)
-Civil–military leadership & legacy
Top 10 Greatest Generals in American History (including Confederates)
1) George Washington (Revolutionary War)
Why here: Preserved the Continental Army through a war of exhaustion, balanced strategy with political statecraft, coordinated with allies at Yorktown, and set enduring civil–military norms by relinquishing power.
2) Ulysses S. Grant (Civil War)
Why here: Synchronized multi-theater pressure (with Sherman & others), executed Vicksburg—an operational classic—and pursued a relentless, war-terminating strategy against Lee’s main army.
3) George C. Marshall (World War II)
Why here: Architect of victory as Army Chief of Staff—built a global-force army from a small peacetime base, chose commanders (Eisenhower, Bradley, Patton), and designed the mobilization, training, and logistics that made Allied success possible.
4) Dwight D. Eisenhower (World War II)
Why here: Master coalition commander—North Africa to Normandy to Germany—who coordinated vast joint/combined operations, logistics, and alliance politics to deliver victory in Europe.
5) Robert E. Lee (Civil War — Confederate)
Why here: Exceptional operational/tactical generalship in the Eastern Theater (Second Manassas, Chancellorsville, early Gettysburg maneuver), often outperforming with fewer resources. Strategic limitations and the cause he served temper the overall judgment.
6) William Tecumseh Sherman (Civil War)
Why here: Pioneer of deep operational maneuver/logistics: Atlanta, March to the Sea, Carolinas Campaign—severed Confederate logistics and will, accelerating war termination.
7) John J. Pershing (World War I)
Why here: Built the AEF from scratch, preserved independent American command, and delivered at St. Mihiel and Meuse–Argonne—foundational for the modern U.S. Army’s scale and doctrine.
8) Douglas MacArthur (World War II, Korea)
Why here: Operational audacity (New Guinea campaign, Inchon landing) and consequential postwar governance of Japan; towering, if controversial, civil–military judgment in Korea.
9) George S. Patton (World War II)
Why here: The exemplar of high-tempo combined-arms exploitation—breakout from Normandy, rapid pursuit across France, and relief of Bastogne; exacting logistics discipline underwrote the speed.
10) Winfield Scott (War of 1812, Mexican–American War)
Why here: Professionalized the antebellum Army (drill manuals), executed the Veracruz–Mexico City campaign—an operational masterpiece—and sketched the “Anaconda Plan” that foreshadowed Union grand strategy.
Honorable mentions (by era)
Revolutionary War: Nathanael Greene (brilliant Southern campaign that wore down Cornwallis); Henry Knox (artillery, logistics).
Civil War (Union): George H. Thomas (“Rock of Chickamauga,” decisive at Nashville), Philip H. Sheridan (Shenandoah, cavalry transformation).
Civil War (Confederate): Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson (operational maneuver in the Valley), James Longstreet (corps-level mastery).
World Wars: Omar Bradley (steady Army Group command in NW Europe), H. H. “Hap” Arnold (airpower architect—if broadening “generalship” to include service-building air leaders).
Korea & Cold War: Matthew Ridgway (turned the war in 1951 through leadership and tactical reform).
Late 20th–21st Century: Norman Schwarzkopf (Desert Storm operational art), David Petraeus (COIN doctrine & surge in Iraq), Colin Powell (strategic doctrine as CJCS—less battlefield command).
Prefer a U.S.-service-only list (no Confederates)?
If we restrict to U.S. service, here’s a clean Top 10 (same criteria):
1. Washington
2. Grant
3. Marshall
4. Eisenhower
5. Sherman
6. Pershing
7. MacArthur
8. Patton
9. Winfield Scott
10. H. H. “Hap” Arnold (airpower institution-builder)
If you want me to weight pure battlefield generalship more (and institution-building less), I can re-rank—e.g., elevate Lee, Jackson, Thomas, Patton; if you want institutional impact, Marshall and Arnold rise. Which lens fits your class or project best, Harry?
re: Can anyone explain what’s wrong with this guy?
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/28/26 at 2:17 pm to Geekboy
Beans?
re: For the 3rd year in a row, Louisiana leads the country in….sales tax
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/28/26 at 2:14 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:And the prisons. Seems like there's one every five miles in Louisiana.
Well, somebody has to pay for all the welfare recipients living in the city of New Orleans
re: William Shakespeare was a black Jewish women
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/25/26 at 3:55 pm to Fun Bunch
I'm calling bullshite. I've read several Shakespeare works and none of them started with "y'all ain't never gon' believe 'dis."
re: Alabama 3 @ Indiana 38 Final - ESPN
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 5:10 pm to Spaniard
That's a wrap. Get supper ready, Lucy.
re: Alabama 3 @ Indiana 38 Final - ESPN
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 5:08 pm to FireGoodell
Yeah, Indy is running down hill. Offense isn't doing shite to help.
re: Alabama 3 @ Indiana 38 Final - ESPN
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 4:37 pm to bisonduck
Oline has been the problem at Bama for last four years.
re: Alabama 3 @ Indiana 38 Final - ESPN
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 4:33 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
That's the more infuriating part - they don't need it.
re: Refs spotting the ball short
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 4:32 pm to Arkyologist
This officiating crew sucks donkey balls in Tijuana, Monday - Friday.
re: Alabama 3 @ Indiana 38 Final - ESPN
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 4:31 pm to SCLibertarian
These Big12 horsefrickers don't even know what sport they're officiating - or don't care.
re: Alabama 3 @ Indiana 38 Final - ESPN
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 4:16 pm to BigC LSU
Exactly. The MFer had it cradled in his arm and took two steps with it.
re: Veterinary Telemedicine
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 11:41 am to Nikki_T
I've done it for livestock but that was with a breach kid with hooves handing out the dam's back end.
re: Celebrity Death Pool 2026
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 10:40 am to MSUDawg98
Ghislaine Maxwell
Eva Marie Saint
Jesse Jackson
Eva Marie Saint
Jesse Jackson
re: Mid grade babe thread nsfw
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 10:30 am to bobBoxer
Tats are a quick way to go from mid-grade to low-grade.
re: Tournament of Roses Parade in game thread
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 10:30 am to madamsquirrel
Looks like it does rain in Southern California after all.
re: What’s your favorite commercials of all time?
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/1/26 at 10:22 am to bott18240
The Errol Morris Miller High Life commercials.
re: Operation Meetinghouse - The Most Destructive Bombing Raid in History
Posted by HarryBalzack on 12/30/25 at 8:28 pm to wileyjones
quote:True, but the firebombing raids did that kind of damage night after night. By '45, the US was ready for the war to be over and it was important that the Japanese surrender before the Russians got too involved, which is why (well, one reason why) we were stepping up the game. Japan was free to surrender whenever they wished.
war is hell.. but man that's a lot of innocents killed
During the Tokyo attack civilians jumped into the rivers to avoid the flames, but at points the rivers themselves were boiling. Imagine the kind of thermal energy it takes to do that.
re: Auburn has completely imploded
Posted by HarryBalzack on 12/29/25 at 5:49 pm to Stidham8
quote:Nah, there's a lot further way to go.
Enjoy it, rival fans, this is rock bottom.
re: There just isn’t enough outrage over this statement….
Posted by HarryBalzack on 12/29/25 at 5:43 pm to Tigernomics

re: Biggest sign someone has low IQ
Posted by HarryBalzack on 12/29/25 at 1:05 pm to ClemsonKitten
Inability to navigate a merging lane on the highway.
re: Anyone got caught up in the Oxy pandemic?
Posted by HarryBalzack on 12/24/25 at 11:57 am to BabyTac
My brother-in-law was hooked on the shite. He got off of it a few years ago, supposedly, but found out this week that he has cancer in his adrenal glands and it has metastasized. I figure there's got to he some correlation. He got hooked after nerve surgery.
I had back surgery myself but luckily a family friend advised that I only use that shite to be able to sleep because it was so potentially addictive.
I had back surgery myself but luckily a family friend advised that I only use that shite to be able to sleep because it was so potentially addictive.
re: Seems both the Zodiac and Black Dahlia crimes have been solved!
Posted by HarryBalzack on 12/23/25 at 4:34 pm to WestSideTiger
From the looks of that poster they appear to have solved the DB Cooper case too.
ETA: distant cousin of mine was also considered to have been a victim of the Black Dahlia killer. Wonder if dude is connected that her death? LINK
ETA: distant cousin of mine was also considered to have been a victim of the Black Dahlia killer. Wonder if dude is connected that her death? LINK
re: Student loan defaults trigger paycheck garnishment starting next month
Posted by HarryBalzack on 12/23/25 at 4:29 pm to JohnnyKilroy
quote:I get that, but I paid, didn't default, and didn't ask for that. And I'd still be paying otherwise. Just saying - don't understand why they're (borrowers) acting like this is some calamity. They knew the terms when they took out the loans.
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