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re: When was the last time you hired for an open role? Everything is BS.

Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:07 pm to
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40590 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:07 pm to
I'll put in a call. What burger king was it?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42847 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:07 pm to
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How did we get here?!?!


We must maximize shareholder value and there can be no kid left behind while doing so.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17887 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:10 pm to
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When was the last time you hired for an open role? Everything is BS.

Between 3 newly created positions and normal turnover; we've been interviewing and hiring pretty regularly. What they put on their application form is what is used 90% of the time. A science based college degree is a minimum requirement so that filters out a lot.

Our issue is that we've been having a lot of people with their PhDs applying for these entry level jobs. And that's just not what we're looking for in an entry level environmental scientist job. Mostly because there is a very small chance that (a) this is a job they want and (b) they will stick around long enough for it to be worth hiring and training them.

Once we have a list of candidates that we want to interview, we do one in person interview (mostly standard questions) per person w/ a technical writing exercise. Then we make a hiring decision. None of this Zoom/Teams pre-screen BS and no 2nd and 3rd interviews.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151660 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:12 pm to
Let me guess without reading the thread.

You are hiring for an ‘entry level’ position with entry level pay but trying to hire someone with more than entry level qualifications.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151660 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:18 pm to
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I've been hiring for a master's level behavioral health provider, built in requirements and had a fork lift operator with a GED apply

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hiring for a master's level behavioral health provider,

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a fork lift operator with a GED apply.
that fork lift operator with a GED probably done experienced more behavioral health problems in real world situations than that PHD you looking for has ever read in a text book.
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles
San Diego, CA
Member since Feb 2014
1832 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:22 pm to
Try posting a job on indeed and see what bottom of the barrel applications you get. All that said, I think people applying probably have similar gripes about trying to land a new job with all the fake postings and terminally open jobs.

The system seems to be broken for both.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76313 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:28 pm to
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When was the last time you hired for an open role?
Miss DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.

June of 1988.

38.25 years ago.

38.25 years before 6/1988 was 3/1950.

frick. It kinda makes you think.
This post was edited on 9/2/26 at 12:31 pm
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91885 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:45 pm to
When I did hiring I always did in person interviews. And before I would call an application I liked, I would look them up on social media to make sure they seemed semi normal.

Glad I don't have to do this anymore.

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