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quote: Vampires and demons are real. They are eating children in hollywood quote:I’m going to need you to get a psych evaluation Actually and most disturbingly, the poster happens to be correct. Even worse news: Tomorrow's world will fall to an evil and further unimaginable depths that will make today's world seem like a Brady Bunch episode. "As in the Days of Noah" is a past Biblical prophecy nearly upon us.


Y’all know Blade wasn’t real, right?
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Vampires and demons are real. They are eating children in hollywood


I’m going to need you to get a psych evaluation
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Don't forget to leave your ashes on your forehead all day so we know you're Catholic.


Do you know how to keep a Baptist from drinking all your alcohol at a party? Invite another Baptist

Beauty pageant Christians who talk and look one way when they want to be seen and then act another way when no one is watching. Yes, this is the way.
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Are you going to share this "done well" with the class? Because all I've seen so far is "well done", try something a bit more rare.


Are you going to share your whole arse because I hear you share your arse hole. Maybe give it a rest.
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I do it all. Yours read like AI


You do it all, huh? That’s what’s different from you and me. You just do it. I do it well. Our standards are different.
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I always feel bad for some serial killers. Obviously not as badly as I feel for the families of the deceased, but some of them when interviewed you can tell they’re all fricked up in the head. Some of them were truly evil and seemed to like it, but some of them you can see the fricked up child in them coming to face the consequences. It’s just so sad all around


The only time you should feel bad for serial killers is the ones that had terribly abusive childhoods. One of the worst Russian serial killers dad during the war and his mother took it out on him daily. Like broken bones stuff. Serious abuse for years. Was fighting/wrestling a girl one day and get got aroused and had an orgasm and from that moment on couldn’t feel anything except through violence. I think it was the butcher of Rustov or something.
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Unlike a British sailor in the early 1800s, I'm not impressed


She googled her plight on computer,
Getting skinny from ozempic shooters,
Some say there's something wrong
"Disagree" says my dong,
Plumping perfects her pale plunging hooters

Is that why you’re writing limericks like some low born Irishman? When were limericks popularized? Oh, the 1800’s.

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Unlike a British sailor in the early 1800s, I'm not impressed


Da Vinci didn’t ask finger painters what they thought of his work.
I saw them with soundgarden right before Chris Cornell killed himself.
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Irony


Yeah, it’s my thing, words that sing, can’t you tell I’m very proud?
Joyous tones through your bones often ring when I exclaim out loud.
When I write ears excite with the news I bring to all
I shan’t be stopping on tigerdroppings, I do it for the baws.
I’ve seen them with wraps, kits, rims, after market lights etc
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You just won the Jackpot Money it is not! You gettin a cot Where there you can rot At a place we call CECOT Where your booty hole gonna be a honey pot! Gettin reamed alot! Thereafter when you dookie you better hit that stainless potty at a trot. You gonna wish you was shot. Cause the reward that was begot Is a place that time forgot


What’s with you and fr33mantor or whatever their name is writing poetry?
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Remember when BK had his first presser and everyone was pumped....? I do. "Its nice to have an adult leading the program...." "This is what a football coach sounds like!" etc BK was an arse but gave pretty good pressers. He was the most articulate of any of our coaches since Saban in being able to give detailed answers.


Everyone said that until he called everyone spoiled for validly wondering why our offense couldn’t put up points on “lesser” opponents
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He wants to chase blondes like Coach O


His daughter is the only blonde that will get near him.
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What do we do about this? I know I'll be immediately downvoted by violent white meth cartel felons out on parole, and I don't care. I'm just asking a question


I’ll take What is not going to do shite for $1000, Alex.
In my early 40s, just tried throwing a football with one of my friends from college and was lucky to get it 25 yards in the air anymore. After about 5-10 minutes my shoulder felt like I just burned out to fail on shoulder press.
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Sounds like this guy OT thread from earlier


Beat me to it.
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My take is that CLK sees a vacuum and he's working furiously to fill it


Check the OT. A guy from Florida beat him to it.
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ClemsonKitten


Every one of your posts.