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DonJuanDaMiles
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | San Diego, CA |
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| Number of Posts: | 1420 |
| Registered on: | 2/3/2014 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Hey, Baby, What's Your Sign?
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/7/26 at 11:34 pm to SallysHuman
[quote]I think I'm offended... not sure. Will definitely be using that as a backhanded compliment in the future. [/
Ah come on. We’ve come so far since arguing about pit bulls. I meant it kindly.
Ah come on. We’ve come so far since arguing about pit bulls. I meant it kindly.
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re: Hey, Baby, What's Your Sign?
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/7/26 at 11:26 pm to SallysHuman
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Romantic, gentle, and wise. Would your people classify you that way?
That and overly sensitive which I’m sure you could have guessed by way I argue with a lot of people, yourself in the past included. Much like pubes, it took a while but you eventually grew on me.
re: Hey, Baby, What's Your Sign?
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/7/26 at 11:21 pm to SallysHuman
I’ll bite.
Pisces
Pisces
Lansing MI
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/6/26 at 12:51 pm
Anything to see or do here? I’ll take food recs too please. Going for a weeklong training and exercise.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 4:32 pm to epbart
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I don't think I've ever felt embarrassed for a poster clowning around and making jokes. Seems odd (not gay, just odd, don't worry)... Why would S-- and fr33... who was never even in this thread and doesn't post poems all that often-- have affected and troubled your soul as much as they did? Doesn't seem healthy. I hope you're okay after this.
You’re the only one who thinks they troubled my soul. I just said gay like at least 10 other people. Go annoy one of them.
Your boy who you are defending is the one who said I wouldn’t say it to his face. It’s ironic that you don’t share your message with him.
I am doing even better than I was before.
I hope you’re able to move on, but something tells me you’ll have some other dumb thing to say that will make me laugh. I’ll be here for it.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 4:28 pm to S
Appearantly you’re as dumb as you are gay. I have a pearable for you about the rich vs the poor. You too will pearrish one day. You should pearay for your salvation. Your post are pearty pathetic.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 2:43 pm to S
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You’re getting absolutely mogged in here buster
98% of people think you take it in the arse and you think I’m getting mogged because one dumb guy in here thinks I shouldn’t make fun of you because you’re basically a retard and low hanging fruit, pun intended fruitcake.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 2:04 pm to epbart
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If you understood the entire sentence and the entire post you should have picked up on two things and neither of them had anything to do with S... 1st paragraph: if I wanted to be content to engage in low brow insults like you, I can do that, and I can beat you at that game... You're more gay than poetry, and you should retreat back to the Soccer Board. 2nd paragraph: I'm more explicitly pointing out that you seem not very intelligent. But I was trying to encourage you to be more thoughtful in the future. I don't like to be mean on here, but if subtlety doesn't work and I have to explain this, you're kind of proving my point. I look forward to your downvote as you struggle to find an edge and think of a comeback. And if you don't want to give me the satisfaction of a downvote now that I've anticipated your next move as your mind churns with impotent rage and confusion, I'm okay with that, too. Be well.
I don’t care if you think I’m gay because I am in the vast majority of heterosexual mean and women in the world who like soccer. It doesn’t hurt my feelings nor does it make me want to tell you to say it to my face or bring up I’m wealthy or start typing like I’m some fictitious intern.
You can defend S, but myself and the vast majority of people in this thread think it’s embarrassing and pathetic. And just as you have the free will to say whatever to me, I can tell him and you that neither of you affect me any further than embarrassment by association as Tiger fans.
To your second point, if a dumb person doesn’t find me intelligent, especially after they contradicted themselves and called their own friends they were defending gay and that making fun of them was low hanging fruit.
Just like wade wont frick S, S will not frick you. Actually he might. Dude loves Omar, the tiger and the gay dude.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 10:49 am to SaveFarris
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He's not going to have sex with you.
Watch out. He’s going to put you on his list too!
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 10:36 am to epbart
If we're just going for low hanging fruit and calling things we don't like gay, then it's peak irony that a high percentage of your recent posts are on the Soccer Board... making you gay according to many on here... not that there's anything wrong with that. But I can safely say I don't think I've ever posted there. I find it more curious, though, when people go out of their way to shite on something that brings a little personality to the board. Both S and fr33 are unique characters here and make this place more interesting. Would you really prefer everybody be some bland cookie-cutter persona that just bashes this or that player or coach? Is it that hard to not move past posts and topics that don't interest you without drooling mindless negativity into it? Do you even possess qualifications that make your discernment on... say... poetry (since you brought it up in a thread that has nothing to do with poetry) meaningful? I mean: "Durr... poetry is gay!" is a take-- not an enlightened one-- but it is a take. Warrior poets of the past like General Patton, William Wallace and others would disagree. But we are living in an age where stupidity is promoted as virtuous, so here we are, I guess.
You know by calling it low hanging fruit you’re saying his post was really gay. Talk about stupidity and irony.
You know by calling it low hanging fruit you’re saying his post was really gay. Talk about stupidity and irony.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 10:22 am to S
Your gay arse would post Omar, the gay guy from the Wire.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 10:20 am to S
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You’re on the list, wise guy.
Holy shite, not the list.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 10:17 am to S
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Lol. This account is run by Mr. S’s interns. If you wish to address him directly please leave your email, and i would advise you to check your attitude.
Please tell your boss he’s a fig.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 10:13 am to S
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You just double responded to me. Levels. Take a hikeZ
Oh no!! A double response…
Did your bodyguard type that for you?
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 10:02 am to S
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You’re barking up the wrong tree, pal.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 9:57 am to S
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You’re barking up the wrong tree, pal.
I’m not your pal, buddy.
Yeah? Me and everyone else in this thread. I don’t care how much wealth you post about having. Any guy who tells me to say it to their face and then when I don’t back down talks about their bodyguards doesn’t scare me. Go frick off with your threats. You’re embarrassing yourself.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 9:24 am to S
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Like you’d get past my bodyguards. Off you geaux
Say it to my face but you won’t get past my bodyguards. Way to double down on the gay.
Which one of your bodyguards is supposed to save you from yourself? Fire that guy because he’s failing miserably.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 9:12 am to S
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I highly doubt you have the gumption to say that to my face.
Let’s find out.
re: The “Pearanda rights”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/2/26 at 9:01 am to S
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By law we must read these unalienable rights to our opponents before kicking their butts. 1. You have the right to remain silent while we are destroying your interior defense 2. Any defensive scheme you try to use against us can and will be used against YOU and result in the death of your guards 3. If at any point during the arse whipping you are receiving from LSU you wish to contact your mommy and cry, you will be afforded one phone call 4. You have the right to quit and go home because you are physically inferior and schematically and tactically overmatched
This is really gay. Right up there with freemantors poems about wade. Just stop for the love of God.
re: US of are we the best bad team? v. Not Ronaldo | Friendly | 6pm CT (TNT)
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 4/1/26 at 9:51 am to Warrior Court
Freeman for me was the only bright spot.
re: US of are we the best bad team? v. Not Ronaldo | Friendly | 6pm CT (TNT)
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 3/31/26 at 10:22 pm to Broski
Just couldn’t even finish watching the game. Shitty defense leaving people wide open. When the subs came in, I already knew we weren’t scoring and possibly giving up more goals. I’m surprised it was only one more.
Playing Pulisic up top is something we don’t need to do ever again. Everybody said what I feel and that there’s something missing from this team that comes off like they don’t want/need it as much as previous versions of this team.
Playing Pulisic up top is something we don’t need to do ever again. Everybody said what I feel and that there’s something missing from this team that comes off like they don’t want/need it as much as previous versions of this team.
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