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DonJuanDaMiles
| Favorite team: | LSU |
| Location: | San Diego, CA |
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| Number of Posts: | 1355 |
| Registered on: | 2/3/2014 |
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re: Meanwhile in Kentucky, man arrested for having sex with a dead deer on side of the road
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/23/26 at 2:44 pm to SPEEDY
Is Kentucky man the new Florida man?
re: Christianity and Aliens
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/20/26 at 9:00 pm to EphesianArmor
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quote: Vampires and demons are real. They are eating children in hollywood quote:I’m going to need you to get a psych evaluation Actually and most disturbingly, the poster happens to be correct. Even worse news: Tomorrow's world will fall to an evil and further unimaginable depths that will make today's world seem like a Brady Bunch episode. "As in the Days of Noah" is a past Biblical prophecy nearly upon us.
Y’all know Blade wasn’t real, right?
re: Christianity and Aliens
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/20/26 at 9:39 am to crimsoncoded94
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Vampires and demons are real. They are eating children in hollywood
I’m going to need you to get a psych evaluation
re: Any Catholic guilt, Lent for you all? Friday no meat? What you got?
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/18/26 at 6:58 am to Patfic15
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Don't forget to leave your ashes on your forehead all day so we know you're Catholic.
Do you know how to keep a Baptist from drinking all your alcohol at a party? Invite another Baptist
Beauty pageant Christians who talk and look one way when they want to be seen and then act another way when no one is watching. Yes, this is the way.
re: 7 Venezuelans arrested in BR as part of a “jackpotting scheme”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/13/26 at 7:39 pm to fr33manator
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Are you going to share this "done well" with the class? Because all I've seen so far is "well done", try something a bit more rare.
Are you going to share your whole arse because I hear you share your arse hole. Maybe give it a rest.
re: 7 Venezuelans arrested in BR as part of a “jackpotting scheme”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/13/26 at 1:26 pm to fr33manator
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I do it all. Yours read like AI
You do it all, huh? That’s what’s different from you and me. You just do it. I do it well. Our standards are different.
re: Families of serial killers
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/13/26 at 8:50 am to Odysseus32
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I always feel bad for some serial killers. Obviously not as badly as I feel for the families of the deceased, but some of them when interviewed you can tell they’re all fricked up in the head. Some of them were truly evil and seemed to like it, but some of them you can see the fricked up child in them coming to face the consequences. It’s just so sad all around
The only time you should feel bad for serial killers is the ones that had terribly abusive childhoods. One of the worst Russian serial killers dad during the war and his mother took it out on him daily. Like broken bones stuff. Serious abuse for years. Was fighting/wrestling a girl one day and get got aroused and had an orgasm and from that moment on couldn’t feel anything except through violence. I think it was the butcher of Rustov or something.
re: 7 Venezuelans arrested in BR as part of a “jackpotting scheme”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/12/26 at 8:17 am to fr33manator
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Unlike a British sailor in the early 1800s, I'm not impressed
She googled her plight on computer,
Getting skinny from ozempic shooters,
Some say there's something wrong
"Disagree" says my dong,
Plumping perfects her pale plunging hooters
Is that why you’re writing limericks like some low born Irishman? When were limericks popularized? Oh, the 1800’s.
re: 7 Venezuelans arrested in BR as part of a “jackpotting scheme”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/11/26 at 6:48 pm to fr33manator
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Unlike a British sailor in the early 1800s, I'm not impressed
Da Vinci didn’t ask finger painters what they thought of his work.
re: NIN concert in Charlotte last night.
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/11/26 at 5:35 pm to i am dan
I saw them with soundgarden right before Chris Cornell killed himself.
re: 7 Venezuelans arrested in BR as part of a “jackpotting scheme”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/7/26 at 10:00 am to Penrod
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Irony
Yeah, it’s my thing, words that sing, can’t you tell I’m very proud?
Joyous tones through your bones often ring when I exclaim out loud.
When I write ears excite with the news I bring to all
I shan’t be stopping on tigerdroppings, I do it for the baws.
re: Tattoo Girl Spin-off Thread: Sourcing Funds for Full-body Tattoos
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/7/26 at 7:44 am to BHS78
I’ve seen them with wraps, kits, rims, after market lights etc
re: 7 Venezuelans arrested in BR as part of a “jackpotting scheme”
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/7/26 at 7:20 am to Strannix
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You just won the Jackpot Money it is not! You gettin a cot Where there you can rot At a place we call CECOT Where your booty hole gonna be a honey pot! Gettin reamed alot! Thereafter when you dookie you better hit that stainless potty at a trot. You gonna wish you was shot. Cause the reward that was begot Is a place that time forgot
What’s with you and fr33mantor or whatever their name is writing poetry?
re: What a great press conference !!
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/5/26 at 8:49 am to ColeLSU
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Remember when BK had his first presser and everyone was pumped....? I do. "Its nice to have an adult leading the program...." "This is what a football coach sounds like!" etc BK was an arse but gave pretty good pressers. He was the most articulate of any of our coaches since Saban in being able to give detailed answers.
Everyone said that until he called everyone spoiled for validly wondering why our offense couldn’t put up points on “lesser” opponents
re: What does it say if BK cannot get a job but CLM did?
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/5/26 at 7:50 am to JimTiger72
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He wants to chase blondes like Coach O
His daughter is the only blonde that will get near him.
re: Stats show that pit bulls kill 76 Americans per year
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/2/26 at 7:48 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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What do we do about this? I know I'll be immediately downvoted by violent white meth cartel felons out on parole, and I don't care. I'm just asking a question
I’ll take What is not going to do shite for $1000, Alex.
re: Massive great white shark detected by researchers off Mississippi coast
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 2/1/26 at 8:59 pm to kywildcatfanone
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12' isn't that big
I don’t have a chance then
re: There were actually people that thought Nuss wasn’t hurt
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 1/30/26 at 8:32 am to LSBoosie
In my early 40s, just tried throwing a football with one of my friends from college and was lucky to get it 25 yards in the air anymore. After about 5-10 minutes my shoulder felt like I just burned out to fail on shoulder press.
re: A Guess as to Kiffin's Long Term Thinking
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 1/29/26 at 6:03 pm to NorthTxLSU
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Sounds like this guy OT thread from earlier
Beat me to it.
re: A Guess as to Kiffin's Long Term Thinking
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 1/29/26 at 6:02 pm to NewportTiger
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My take is that CLK sees a vacuum and he's working furiously to fill it
Check the OT. A guy from Florida beat him to it.
re: Things you find overrated
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles on 1/29/26 at 4:38 pm to ClemsonKitten
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ClemsonKitten
Every one of your posts.
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