re: What is the funniest text ever sent to you that was meant for someone else?

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"if you give me a BJ"

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I send that to my wife all the time, and the occasional lewd pic, she does think it's funny but immediately deletes them because our daughter knows her password to get into her p\hone

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One of my kids mom sent me pics of her boobs in the bathtub at 2:00 a.m. followed by a message early the next morning of "please delete".

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were they cannons?

Email not text, and I wasn't the recipient but it became watercooler knowledge immediately.

Female Army major was a battalion XO and didn't like the battalion commander.

While on staff duty, she emailed the BCT commander with her list of grievances (without ever having talked to her boss face to face).

Unfortunately for her, she accidentally sent the email from the staff duty email account and not her personal email. The BCT commander had a rule that forwarded all emails from the staff duty account to his battalion commanders and CSMs along with some key staff.

She didn't make it any farther in the service.

I once sent a very lovey text to my wife while I was traveling for work. I had been gone for like 2 weeks and was missing her. It was very sweet. And probably a little cringey.

BUT I actually sent it to my very younger female coworker who shares the first 2 letters of my wife's name.

She replied "I'm sorry but I do not think this is very appropriate"

I tried to call her immediately to explain, but she wouldn't pick up. I just knew she was already reporting me to HR.

Luckily I did eventually get to explain and she just laughed it off.

She probalby still thinks it was for her though.

In those situations I like to send the meme of Ralph Wiggum on the school bus with the 3 dots above his head that says I’m in danger

Yea. She came back that day and mopped. A little awkward.

Was texting with a parent about my kids soccer team game few hours before game. He sent me a link to some sexcation resort and said “you and your friends should go here”

His wife was down in Mexico for a bachelorette party.

Not a text, but I'd been getting a lot of dot indian scammers calling about medical devices and diabetes supplies. Every time they called, there would be a pause then a low beep before they came on. Well, I get a call, say 'this is rex', notice a pause, and what I thought was a beep. I laid into them. frick your mother, frick your father, frick your children bathing in garbage, you deserve the abject poverty you live in, etc.

I slowed down to hear a woman in English say, 'excuse me?' Well frick me if it wasn't a client calling me back right when her phone switched to Bluetooth. I had a lot of apologizing to do, but in the end she laughed it off and didn't fire me. Now I've silenced unknow callers on my phone so I never have to talk to these subhuman scammers again.

Not a text, but I was on a dating app and communicating with a lady who lived a distance away. She asked me if I wanted to meet up and I replied “no you’re too fat”. I “fat fingered” one letter over….should have been “far”.

Another lady’s dating app intro stated that her occupation was “pubic relations”. I notified her and she swore that it was unintentional.