MaximillianPayne

re: Yorke watching strikes early in count

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 3/19/26 at 7:59 pm to LSUTIGAHS123

Lazy lard arse

re: What Has USL Ever Accomplished?

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 3/4/26 at 9:02 pm to FreeState

Tonight. That’s about it. Let them celebrate. This was their Super Bowl.

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re: Finding a toilet when you think you can’t make it…

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 3/4/26 at 12:30 pm to Wildcat98USA

Happened to me when I was on a road trip for work a few months ago. I pulled into the parking garage and realized that the shits were upon me. I quickly walked into the building where my meeting was being held which happened to also house a bank in the lobby. I see a sign for restrooms and think...thank you Jesus. But when I get there the door has a code to get in. I start to panic but then this old janitor comes walking down the hall. I ask if the bathroom is off limits and he tells me don't worry I'll punch in the code for you. As I thank him and enter the bathroom he says "hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go." Dude must have been my guardian angel that day or something.

re: How the hell was the start of COVID already 6 years ago?

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 2/23/26 at 10:50 am to Penrod

quote:

Life seems very long and life seems very short.

Yes. As I navigate my way through my 40's this becomes more and more true with every passing day. Well said.

Political Talk

re: Cassidy or Letlow

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 2/2/26 at 12:05 pm to LSUbest

Years ago when Cassidy was running for the U.S. House seat for the first time, my wife and I spotted him driving around the garden district in a white pick up truck handing out yard signs. We went up to his truck and asked for a sign and talked to him for about 10 minutes. He was very down to Earth and seemed genuine. Now I wouldn't vote for him in a million years. He has been completely corrupted by D.C.

Political Talk

re: Pain. The kind that comes from teen daughter growing up.

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 1/28/26 at 11:53 am to Tempratt

We have two daughters. The youngest one just went off to college last August making us official empty nesters. At times it is difficult. Sometimes on a weekend or after work I find myself just looking at their rooms. They are not there, but so much of their childhood is still there. Pictures with friends, awards from school, trophies from playing sports, their beds and other random things that remind me of certain times of their lives. I have random memories of things when they were babies, or 5 years old, or 15 years old and I think to myself....wow that seems like a different lifetime now. Was that even really my own life back then or just someone else?

Best thing I can tell younger parents is to learn to hold on to moments as they pass. We all think about the future way too much and miss the present.

It's not all bad though when they grow up. Not at all. My wife and I feel a deep sense of pride and accomplishment seeing them all grown up now. They are both well adjusted young women forging a great life for themselves. Somehow we did something right along the way. And that's a great feeling.

re: Flight tracking...Potential QB tidbit

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 1/12/26 at 2:21 pm to lsufan0582

The Eagle has landed in BTR

LSU Recruiting

re: Can dry rot in tires cause tire sensor to go off?

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 6/27/25 at 2:38 pm to prplhze2000

I'm not a mechanic, but I would surmise that driving around on a tire with dry rot is probably a very bad idea.

re: Ump Cam: Love it or Hate it?

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 6/22/25 at 2:00 pm to Hoguester

fricking terrible. Making me dizzy when combined with Tito’s

re: The back side of this line isn’t moving south as quickly

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 6/16/25 at 10:01 pm to Paddyshack

I would like to have a meaningful comment on all the threads here tonight. But I timed my drinking around a 6:00 start time after work and now it’s 10:00 and my wife wont leave me alone.

re: Warpig don takes us closer to wwiii

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 6/15/25 at 11:32 am to Adam Banks

Stick to LSU baseball posts

Political Talk

re: Jones

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 6/14/25 at 8:15 pm to VerbalKint

Home run or strike out.

re: Assuming we play Arkansas again Tuesday

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 6/14/25 at 8:01 pm to Jim Rockford

Wow. One game at a time. I’m not superstitious unless it concerns LSU baseball.

re: 62 pitches thru 5 innings

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 6/14/25 at 7:52 pm to Double Oh

Nice jinx.

re: FINALLY- an easy way to spot bad Baton Rouge drivers

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 6/13/25 at 12:33 pm to Shexter

Even better, watch out for older looking cards with no plate but instead a temporary tag. These are usually fake and bought on the black market. These are people who don't have insurance, and they use the fake temporary tag to avoid being randomly stopped by the cops. And of course, they are usually terrible drivers. I've seen a proliferation of these fake tags over the past couple years.

re: I’m drunk already

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 6/8/25 at 7:24 pm to GooseCreekMafia

I’m with you bro. Only thing that saved me was that I boiled shrimp for some company and you have to eat it hot. Now I’m full but still have room for some Tito’s

re: Weather delay - now 7:56 eta of first pitch (formerly 6:06, and 8:06)

Posted by MaximillianPayne on 6/8/25 at 5:01 pm to gumbeaux

It rained for about 15 minutes. Now I’m sipping on a cocktail and boiling shrimp. I’m not even mad. It’s just ridiculous how you can’t play a fricking baseball game if someone farts 200 miles away.