re: What is the funniest text ever sent to you that was meant for someone else?

I once received a text from a friend who was bitching at his wife for trying to keep calling him while he was in the meeting. It was something like "Oh so now you can't talk?! Jesus Christ, get the fricking hint. I had to drop the call 4 times. Like I told you before one phone call is good enough and when I can I will call you!".. I am paraphrasing a little. Her and I's name starts with the same letter. He says he typed the letter as always and her name was the first one to come up, but somehow my name came up and he hit it. And that it was just a shite day and just didn't pay any attention. I told him that since he got it out of his system, he might want to send her one that's a little more light hearted to avoid fighting with her all night.

Not me, but had a friend who's ex GF left her butt plug at his house, and he accidentally texted his boss. Didn't go so well the next morning at work. He didn't get fired, but they made life miserable for him afterwards

I once sent a very vulgar text to my daughter's day care nanny on accident. She was in her 70's I very quickly was able to unsend it, but it was along the lines of looking forward to doing dirty things to her and included the word "pussy". It was meant for the woman I was seeing at the time. I freaked the frick out BIG TIME. It was never mentioned so I dont know if she saw it or not

One of my better ones. My cat absolutely loves stealing my office chair, when I get up he steals it, I have to move him, then sit down.

One day he was particularly annoying, I took a picture of him and sent it to my wife with the caption, "pussy magnet"

Except I sent to to my kids lesson coach, who is a female, and gay. She responded "cute cat" and we laughed it off but boy did that one get awkward at first

I also accidentally texted a painter a chimmichurri recipe instead of texting my wife. He text back a couple days later and said it was awesome

It was a random Friday afternoon, and I had taken a half day to hang out with my wife.. The kids were still in school, and we were just relaxing out in the sun, when my phone buzzes. I'm feeling lazy and my phone was on a table a few feet away, where my wife was sitting, so I told her to check the text and see who it was, because I really didn't feel like replying.

She unlocks my phone and I hear a laugh-snort that catches my attention. I ask what the kids had sent that made her laugh; she explains it wasn't from the kids, and she shows me a rather graphic photo attached to a rather insistent request that I show up immediately and wreck multiple orifices, because the limber young lady had been waiting all day looking forward to me ditching my wife and railing her on my wife's desk in the office.

Two minor problems. The hot lady was a good decade younger than me, and my wife has been a homemaker our entire marriage. I'm borderline offended by the level of laughter this has induced in my wife, but I'm trying to be a good sport, I take my phone and type in a prolonged reply about confessing the entire lurid affair to my wife, and that while I will be in the office in five minutes, she might beat me there.

Needless to say, there were no follow up texts, but I do wish I had seen the outcome of either confusion, realization, or panic that may have entailed from my response.

Definitely had autocorrect turn "I love you wife" into "I love you wide."

None of these responses are funny.

I got one several years ago at Christmas Eve dinner, it was a picture of a little boy with an obviously different racial makeup from me and it said “Merry Christmas dad I love you”. Of course my wife wanted to know who the text was from lol

So yall boning now huh

25 years ago, email and the internet was very different at work in the military.

Back then, some of the joke emails would come with an attached executable file that would get sent around and would lock up a computer until you closed the program via ctrl, alt, del or you hit the power button to physically restart the computer. Most of the time, it was a harmless joke. A lot of us were dumb enough to fall for the jokes back then. I had a coworker that sent an exe file in an email that was a cartoon Uncle Sam riding around the computer screen on a rocket that was shaped like a dick. He just bounced all over my screen until I hit the power button and physically restarted my computer. The file was called “Happy Independence Day” It was sent a couple day before the 4th of July. Yes, he got me and several other people in the office.

When Outlook came back up on my screen after the reboot there were several replies to my coworker’s email. My coworker had sent the email to the entire 22nd ARW. About 1200 people at the time. The wing commander, command chief, etc. weren’t amused by the joke.

I remember our bio officer yelling “what the frick is this?!?” from her office. He ended up with all kinds of extra details for the next couple of months.

There are 4 of us in a group text from the crew back then and we talk about that email every few years or so. We laugh about it now, but we were all worried for a little bit that our buddy’s life was going to be ruined over a joke email.