ChiTownBammer

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What? So people can buy Mexican coke but not regular coke with their food stamps? What are we doing here?

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The corn whores around the country must be piiiiiiiiiiiised about this. There goes their sweet, sweet corn subsidies. How did they let this go through?

They should have known it wasn't from India when it didn't defecate on the floor.

Should we be talking about this?

"My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

"My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.

"At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

They shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers.

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This is the most reddit post in the history of reddit.

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For me its the one where the guy's dog won't listen to him or respect him anymore since he saw the owner getting gay-railed by his bf.

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Is Ali Wong hot?

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Not especially, but I could be wong.

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In the Sopranos, Gigi Cestone, Tony's capo died that way.

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Its sad when they go young like that.

This guy's out here creating jobs. What have you accomplished today?

Her face looks like a thumb with eyes and a nose and mouth drawn on.