ChiTownBammer

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All 7 boys and her are just straight up trash.

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This. They're all a bunch of retards, including her. According to her statements she had been talking to the original dude all week and planned to hang out. He invited her over to the house and she came running over. They drank some shots and whatever and they start making out. As soon as he gets the go ahead to bang her, what does he do? He asks if he can invite his buddy in so they can have a threesome. She agrees because she thinks it means they might be gay and it excites her.

I'm not even joking, read the statements.

Was there butt stuff? I bet there was butt stuff.

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Harriet

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Hamlet! Not Harriet.

I wonder if they have like the Russian Brent Musberger calling this.

I'm definitely gonna be slammin' my gabagool.

I remember when I was a kid in the 90s and they used to make such a big deal of the Cowboys OL having a bunch of 300 lbers.

Don't need Cowboy Kent when I had Aunt Ruth and Grandma Helen passing down knowledge.

When I used to run a bar I went to a Braves game one time with a retired county deputy. When I got to his house to leave for the game he had a cooler full of beer in the backseat of his truck. We slammed beers the whole way to Atlanta while he did 100 and got us there in record time.

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but could give a damn less that Mexico is fertilizing their produce with human shite?

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This. It's absolutely what's causing all of this: farm workers shitting in the irrigation ditches and it ends up all over the produce. Seems like nobody will even say it out loud.

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He should have just put a banana in their tailpipes.

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"It should be more natural brother, it should flow out like this: Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"

Lebron has a relatively tiny one if youve ever seen that gif.