Favorite team:Iowa 
Location:Idiot Out Wandering Around
Biography:Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'; Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling. I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking; Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking
Interests:sports, word origins, homeless people, masturbating to imagery of clothed women, prolific posting
Occupation:Propagandist
Number of Posts:6485
Registered on:5/20/2014
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re: An Oxford comma walks into a bar - The Third Leg
[quote]Malapropism [/quote] thread of these buried on an old Iowa board. Original thread was an English teacher named Matt Teach. He posted a bunch of the stupid shite his students would write. The one that got the ball rolling was a kid wrote “want-of-bees” in lieu of wannabes. Here’s a list of...
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re: Picking out an engagement ring - The Third Leg
[quote]It was still a complete surprise when he proposed. [/quote] My wife knew it was coming, and I proposed in a place where she was going to know before I could actually do it, so I intentionally started a giant fight with her the day before when were in a place where she couldn’t leave. I p...
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re: When you're comfortable with losing - The Third Leg
[quote]I am embarrassed for her to be honest. No fricking way she deserves any awards for her football play. This shite is complete bull shite.[/quote] If she had an ounce of self respect, she would have declined the award. The guy that was Co-awarded returned a punt for a TD that changed the game and ...
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re: Picking out an engagement ring - The Third Leg
[quote]Tiffany’s[/quote] My insane wife took me to Tiffany’s and they took us into a room for her to try on a 2.5ct stone in an intricate setting. “This is what I want” I flipped the price tag and it was $238,000, and that was a decade ago. She has a great ass, so I went to NYC and foun...
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re: Accounting vs Sales beef - The Third Leg
[quote]Probably because sales just want to get the deal done to cut their commission. They may not care about making certain margins as long as they are getting a cut of something. [/quote] Real salesmen are paid on margin. ...
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re: Picking out an engagement ring - The Third Leg
[quote]Peloton[/quote][img]https://img.ifunny.co/images/caa64b1b19d7ca2ab680d764196fd0d070dbb83499435b544e9f8b9ac9cd3682_1.jpg[/img]...
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re: Officials in Burbank, CA took down basketball rims so people wouldn't play outside - The Third Leg
City of Dallas did that shite faster than your employer could cut your 401k and didn’t put them back for months. ...
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re: Single Dallas baws, where to live? - The Third Leg
There are pockets on the edge of the actual Preston Hollow neighborhood that, while not really affordable, are not out of reach for someone with a good white collar job and not much different than much of East Dallas PSF, with a much newer housing stock. Kinda like how people say they’re moving ...
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re: Single Dallas baws, where to live? - The Third Leg
East Dallas if you’re over 30 and want a house but don’t want to be too far outside of the core. Uptown or Knox/Henderson if you’re under 30 or looking for young trim. Not much socialization in Preston hollow. Nearly all families there. ...
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re: West coast investors moving South - The Third Leg
Poor arse states = massive subsidies, cheap real estate, and pro corporate labor laws ...
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re: The last people to be touched by the pandemic - The Third Leg
They made an amateur porn and called it Eskimo Bros in the Tropics. ...
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re: pit bull dogs that I need to kill - The Third Leg
Your friends should have been gone on the full scale offensive immediately after the altercation ensued and they’d be better off today. He got pulled down by the dog? Was he playing tug of war or trying to end this maggots life? She kicked the dog and “it turned on her”? No shit, lady. You d...
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re: Wife kicked out of her scheduled doctors appointment - The Third Leg
[quote]My clinic made me take off my neck gator and put on a regular mask the other day for blood work. I was pissed too.[/quote] Oh the horror ...
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re: Let's Discuss Vandy's Replacement Kicker - The Third Leg
[quote]This is not an historic breakthrough moment for women in football. Any insinuation that it is is just a big lie.[/quote] This is just the Illuminati’s way of buttering up the masses for when Kamala takes over after sleepy joe takes a covid nap. ...
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re: What did the five fingers say to the face? - The Third Leg
Is he whistling in his mugshot? ...
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re: Ass(not hole) implants; I now know 2 ppl personally who got this done. UPDATE PIC - The Third Leg
They should have just got married and had a few kids To get their big asses like most girls do. ...
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re: One of the saddest stories of infidelity I've read - The Third Leg
[quote]Moral of the story, 23andMe are the devil and should be avoided at all cost.[/quote] Yeah, I’ll go ahead and pass on being in the private enterprises DNA database. ...
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re: One of the saddest stories of infidelity I've read - The Third Leg
[quote]They kind of understand but are still pissed that she continued to deny them when there was no reason to except her pride.[/quote] It is hard for me to comprehend being so mentally weak that I would deny that my kids are my own just to avoid judgement from townies in rural settings. And peop...
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re: Dylan Dreyers ass!! - The Third Leg
She makes that Karen haircut look sexy. ...
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