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Biography:Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'; Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling. I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking; Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking
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Occupation:Propagandist
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Registered on:5/20/2014
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I always love these hot takes that think investing a lump sum in the S&P 500 and sitting back for 20 years is the way to go. “Yeah, just 18 1/3 years to go and then I’ll be rich! Just gotta be patient!”??

Who said that’s the way to go? That’s the easy button where you can’t fail unless the US pretty much collapses.

If you don’t think having your retirement already funded changes the way any relatively ordinary person looks at work and their financial obligations, you’re not thinking. This opens up significant discretionary spending for anyone.

Being rich isn’t about buying shite, it is about having freedom.
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Anybody in this financial position isn’t placing this parlay in the first place.

Degenerate gamblers aren’t known to be making good decisions. Rich dudes aren’t betting parlays like this. I know idiots who lived in shite apartments and played poker and bet sports for a living, often hardly scraping out a living while always having huge bets on the line. I’ve known guys that lose $25k in weekends on sports.

And even if you are financially secure, it’s no small money unless you’re already worth $10MM. Throwing that in a portfolio now and letting it bake for 40 years passes a sizable fortune to pass to your kids. Possibly over $15MM. When you consider this can be passed with a step up in cost basis, it is an extraordinary sum that would finance multiple future retirements.
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Again, this makes someone financially comfortable. But “life changing” implies one can stop working and spend the rest of their life enjoying hobbies or traveling. Like I said, the only way $600k does that is if you were almost already there.

Life changing implies it changes your life. And if you don’t realize several million dollars in retirement is life changing for damn near everyone, we can agree to disagree. American ignorance re: future value of money on full display here
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It’ll definitely make someone financially comfortable, but it really isn’t “life changing”

I always love these hot takes completely lacking perspective. The median 401k balance in the US is under $200k for someone ~45 years old.

Keep 60% of this, invested in the S&P for 30 years, if is $6MM. 20 years is $2.5MM. Live by a simple drawdown plan of 4-5% so the principle keeps growing and you have a lifetime income of $125-250k depending on how long you can let it grow. Leaves you in a position to not NEED to worry about retirement while ensuring there is money for your survivors. Indeed, generational wealth

If this person is 40, and puts the $360k in an S&P index, plays it super conservative, lets it sit until 60, then starts drawing $125k per year, escalates that with a 2% cost of living adjustment, and keeps the principle invested for 40 years, his heirs will get about $8MM when he dies at 80.
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Maybe parents would have more involvement and control in what their kids do when it hits them in the wallet.

Sure thing. For starters, parents are civilly liable for their kids damaging property, at least to some degree

Criminally - ”The doctrine of personal guilt is one of the most fundamental principles of our jurisprudence," Justice William O. Douglas Wrote in the 1945 case Bridges v. Wixon. "It prevents the persecution of the innocent for the beliefs and actions of others."

This protection is anchored in the Due Process Clause and the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. It bars the government from utilizing "guilt by association" to punish people merely for being members of an unpopular group or organization without evidence of their own specific intent to commit a crime.
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in the vast majority of cases the parents are coddled with excuses - BS hold parents criminially and civilly for crimes, injuries and property damage their children cause.

Lol. What could possibly go wrong here? I’m amazed some of you dipshits can tie your own shoes
I never have a problem with USPS. In fact, what they do is insane when you think about the scale of the operation and the fact that I can sloppily write an address on an envelope and throw it in any box of theirs all over the US and it will soon wind up where I sent it, usually within a few days.

frickers are out there pushing out damn near 400 million pieces of mail and packages every god damn day. It’s crazy people act like they’re some POS. They can’t change their rates without a bunch of bullshite oversight from a regulatory committee because it is designed to not make money and operate as a public service
Cutting alcohol will improve every aspect of your life if you’re emotionally regulated
Think of how much money this guy would have swindled from the people of Massachusetts if his fake boring company were around for The Big Dig
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There is only so much traveling you can do

I could travel for 8-10 months annually until I died or couldn’t do it anymore. There are so many great places to go.
I inherited nothing. My in laws will probably leave a few million, doubt we get it, probably get split up between 5 grandkids.

I will be leaving my kids several million each. It’s the only reason we still have to work. I want them to pursue careers they actually love instead of chasing dollars.
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You still aren’t getting his point. Someone has to eat the shite sandwich. If SS is shut down today you eat the shite sandwich. But you don’t want to eat the shite sandwich, inevitably leaving your kids to eat the shite sandwich. That’s what scruffy is getting at. You make your kids eat the shite sandwich because you’re selfish. No one is saying it wouldn’t be inconvenient or unfair to you to have the social security. Done away with. Just that because you have the “it’s mine dammit and I’ll get what I’m owed!” Attitude you’re screwing over your own descendants.

Most of this country is broke and desperate, and your solution is to take away the nominal protection they have for retirement
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They never will. It’s far too cold. The Space talk is just the next stock market bubble to keep things inflating till a 1930s style depression. If people actually thought about these things logically not a penny would be invested or spent on it

No way bro, Doctor DOGE, the man who saved America from overspending and claims he can dig a tunnel from NYC to London is on the case. We will be on the moon living in pods of goop by 2060.
Everyone in that video standing around in the aisle should be put down like ole yeller
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I'll bet you live in an area that does not allow AirBnBs. Rules for thee but not for me.

I live in the middle of a major city, have several of these right in my immediate neighborhood. Several rent their guesthouses on air bnb. My mother was just here and rented one for a week so she didn’t have to shuttle around town, yet have her own space.

The only people who allow huge parties are degens who own shitty cheap housing and don’t care about it. I’ve never seen an Airbnb that didn’t have cameras all over the outside. They know when you’re having parties and they kick your arse out.
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AirBnBs in residential areas are by and large a total disaster as the owners don't care about the neighborhood and neither do the tenants. AirBnBs should be heavily regulate just like hotels. If the cities receive enough complaints from neighbors, your permit is pulled and you can't operate any longer.

I’ve rented Air BNBs all over the world and never once had a problem. I know investors that own tons of them and they are quite explicit in their control. They monitor activity at the property with camera systems so they can tell when there are parties or loud music. Sure shite happens, but if you’re living in places where an air bnb is even viable, shite is indeed happening on the regular.

To regulate them is fine, to outright ban them is placating hotel developers and owners.
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Case and point, the Kentucky State Legislature tried to pass in this last legislative session (thankfully it failed) forcing all cities and municipalities to lift restrictions on short term rentals (see AirBnBs). This is one of the larger variables that are fricking younger generations out of affordable housing. Why you may ask? Because many Boomers and Gen Xers who have rental properties can make more money with AirBnBs. With rental properties they bought up when the market was favorable. The makeup of the Kentucky State Legislature

Municipalities banning air bnbs is retarded and a political handover to hoteliers. A man should be able to rent his house to anyone if his tenants abide by local laws.

re: The Cost of Safetyism

Posted by The Third Leg on 5/26/26 at 10:29 am to
Stranger danger was an incredibly successful fear campaign. The world has never been safer, yet people have convinced themselves it just keeps getting more and more dangerous
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This part is crazy. My neighbor does this, rents a big one and invites family to split it. I still don't get the fun part. You're in a high rise apartment that happens to have a water view. IF you want to go swimming, you ride an elevator down 20 floors to the beach and cram yourself onto the sand with a buttload of other people. Sounds awful.

Meh, better than most lots in life.

That said, I do not get why people pay these sums to go to mediocre places like the Florida panhandle. For $10k, you can take a family of 5 all over the Americas and rent badass homes, flights included

I did a week in Panama, 5 days sailing, 2 days in Panama City eating at high end restaurants, for less than most people spend on a week in a condo in the panhandle of Florida.
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Considering they sold it out and are looking into extending it, yes, they did in fact pull it off.

My wife wanted to go, so we did a few days away from the kids. Never a big No Doubt fan, could tolerate it from women in my life.

Concert was mostly women. Lots of milfs. Lots of freaks and cat lady types too.

Show was fire. I had some mushrooms for it, was wild. They don’t mail it in at all and the special effects of the venue are worth seeing any act there. Place is so sick. Sat in the 200 level. Would recommend, even if off to the side.