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re: Warning Statement on Sandwich

Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:18 pm to
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11667 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

remember the woman who sued and won a case against McDonalds after burning herself with coffee?


That was actually pretty legit. If 180f coffee is spilled on your crotch, it\s gonna burn you badly.
Posted by jasonbr1975
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2024
2377 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 7:25 pm to
Hell, with this inflation and a subway meal costing about $15, that wrapper is fair game!
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12639 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 9:03 pm to
warning label on vehicle batteries
" do not drink contents of battery"
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61289 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

“DO NOT EAT THIS WRAPPER”
well, shite
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14298 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 9:09 pm to
There is a lot of dumbassness
—-is——
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
6247 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by riverdiver
Summerville SC
Member since May 2022
3063 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 9:18 pm to
Some of the best cheese is the “paper cheese” that sticks on the wrapper.
I’ve never eaten the wrapper, but I’ve definitely scraped the “paper cheese” off.
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
8186 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 1:04 am to
quote:

There is a lot of dumbassness —-is——


But there do be those people
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21872 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 1:06 am to
Hot coffee is hot
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64422 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 3:21 am to
quote:

I just finished eating a Subway sandwich


This is the most concerning part of your post though.
Posted by taylork37
Member since Mar 2010
15862 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 3:27 am to
quote:

remember the woman who sued and won a case against McDonalds after burning herself with coffee?


There is actually a good documentary on this that shows McDonalds as being legitimately culpable.
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
9850 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 7:47 am to
Provider by the lawyer that was as stupid as his client.
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5194 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 8:02 am to
I'd rather eat the wrapper than a Subway sandwich.
This post was edited on 5/30/26 at 8:03 am
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2348 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 8:14 am to
F’n sad state of lack of connection to precious kids when cars need to remind people to not leave kids unattended in hot car.

Same wrapper people I suppose?
This post was edited on 5/30/26 at 9:41 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68587 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 8:20 am to
quote:

I just finished eating a Subway sandwich and noticed the warning notice on the wrapper “DO NOT EAT THIS WRAPPER”. If a person can read, shouldn’t they be intelligent enough to not eat a paper wrapper?

Didn't Charles Barkley do commercials for Subway? There you go
Posted by ConnectTheDots
Member since May 2026
86 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 8:44 am to
Posted by taylork37
Member since Mar 2010
15862 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:16 am to
Huh?
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
2828 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:22 am to
quote:

I always laugh at the HP packaging where they show a baby crawling around with the bag over its head.


Unfortunately there is a reason they put that on the packaging and it usually isn't being proactive.

quote:

On average, around 20 to 25 children suffocate from plastic bags and wrappers every year in the United States. While these tragic accidents make up a small fraction of overall infant mortality, thin plastics conform easily to a child's nose and mouth, creating a dangerous and airtight seal.
Posted by Donkus
Shreveport
Member since Feb 2013
1613 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:31 am to
Either you're stupid and missed the joke, or you know people here are stupid and will miss the joke.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72566 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:40 am to
As Jeff Foxworthy said, the reason theres a "not for oral use" warning on preparation H is because theres some idiot out there who still has hemmeroids, got rich from prep H lawsuit, and can whistle his arse off.
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