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Warning Statement on Sandwich

Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:14 pm
Posted by ScubaTiger
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2003
4835 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:14 pm
I just finished eating a Subway sandwich and noticed the warning notice on the wrapper “DO NOT EAT THIS WRAPPER”. If a person can read, shouldn’t they be intelligent enough to not eat a paper wrapper?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139658 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:15 pm to
Have you met the average American?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39775 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:16 pm to
Can you blame them?


We've people running across hot pool decking and the suing bc they burn their feet...
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6177 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:16 pm to
And remember what George Carlin said: half are dumber than that.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
4941 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:17 pm to
Wrapper had all the flavor.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2361 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:17 pm to
It's not a warning, it's a challenge.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23824 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:18 pm to
I always laugh at the HP packaging where they show a baby crawling around with the bag over its head.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4048 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

Wrapper had all the flavor.


And the nutrition
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5281 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:21 pm to
One day someone will eat that wrapper and make bank. Surprised it hasn’t happened.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59414 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:22 pm to
When you encounter something like that, it's because of some asshat sued over it due to being a moron, just looking for a payday or both.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5432 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:23 pm to
As John K said about AOC, "she's the reason they put directions on a shampoo bottle". There is a lot of dumbassness out there.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72612 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:24 pm to
CinnaBurst got everybody all fricked up.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1534 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:25 pm to
Maybe they wanted a snack, movement, and wipe… all in one shot?
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34089 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:27 pm to
The lawyers have to protect them from retards.
Posted by NorthEndZone
Member since Dec 2008
14334 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:29 pm to
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38742 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

It's not a warning, it's a challenge.
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
1664 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:33 pm to
A huge proponent on removing liability and warning labels for things so obvious everyone should know. If you don't and you get harmed, that's on you. The average IQ would jump in a few years.
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
5067 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:35 pm to
remember the woman who sued and won a case against McDonalds after burning herself with coffee?
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15214 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:55 pm to
The same reason why warning labels are on mower decks.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150510 posts
Posted on 5/29/26 at 6:57 pm to
Attorneys have ruined America. Prove me wrong
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