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re: Vietnamese doctors perform nation’s first successful penis transplant

Posted on 7/29/26 at 5:20 pm to
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
20058 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 5:20 pm to
Wonder if he got to choose size and color.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6217 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 5:35 pm to
Too bad he can never touch it, cause it would be gay
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
30153 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 5:39 pm to
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Hospital director Hung described the operation as a landmark achievement for Vietnamese medicine.

Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6301 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 5:45 pm to
My name is Wong, Dong Wong…

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151803 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

Doctors transplant dong from brain dead patient
them motherfrickers better pray he is and remains brain dead after cutting his dick off
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
4560 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 6:34 pm to
No. Only the lower side section where they amputated the original dong has nerves. The new dong addition just feels up with blood through the artificial veins and capillaries. Making it hard enough erection to satisfy even the most stubborn poon while also requiring him to get that last 2” in deep so he can also have a good time.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76522 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

TL/DR - man had penis cancer, so half his dong was removed
Viet Nam?

ISWYDT
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21475 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 7:02 pm to
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Would it feel like he’s jerking another dude?

Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
12060 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

penis cancer

New fear unlocked
Posted by 44Bogger
Beauregard
Member since May 2014
192 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 7:32 pm to
I swear. It’s like some of the surgeons have started doing shite just to see if it will work.
Patient should just be happy to be alive.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7635 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

It’s like some of the surgeons have started doing shite just to see if it will work.
Literally the entire history of medicine (and human technological development).
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
34172 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 8:04 pm to
I assume it's probably a different color tone
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2766 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

penis cancer


Just kill me.
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
7584 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 10:23 pm to
I guess you’d have to nickname it whatever the dead guy’s name was right? Out of respect.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
13164 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 10:29 pm to
I was under the strong impression that holding another man’s penis when you’re at the urinal definitely qualifies as gay behavior.

So, now little Quoc Dong is gay?
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
14373 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 10:36 pm to
Dr. Hung gives man new wood.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63796 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 4:44 am to
quote:

Well shite, what if he wakes up?


His days of doing Asian porn are done.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26727 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 6:37 am to
This will alter the course of penis photo lineups forever.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13546 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 6:37 am to
quote:

penectomy

I am not pleased I now know a new word.


Could have been more cleaver…

Addadicktomy.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47664 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 7:40 am to
Man if they need these things to see my transplanted penis, I want nothing to do with it

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