Stealth Matrix

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So they just let anyone with a uniform pass all the security checks and ticket checks? No Real ID needed at all?

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You'd be shocked at the places you can access with a proper-looking uniform and an air of confidence.

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Why not send ballots to Peru? Pakistan? Kenya?

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frick it, why not? Let the 2028 voter numbers look so astronomically absurd that even the bluest of dogs question it.

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It's gonna be the same if JD Vance becomes president. They'll just need a different name for the disease.

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VDS

Here’s what I found on the Tigerdroppings user “Stealth Matrix”:

Profile Overview
Username: Stealth Matrix

Joined: August 2019

Post count: Around 10,000+ (varies slightly by thread)

Location: Latitude/longitude signature “29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W” (roughly New Orleans/Baton Rouge area)

Sample Posts & Activity
1. NFL chatter – Eagles game
In a “More Sports” thread dated February 10, 2025, Stealth Matrix posted:

“My only disappointment is that the Eagles couldn’t hold the shutout.”

They noted the final score and interacted with others about game dynamics.

2. Political/Local topics
On May 25, 2025 in “Political Talk”:

Posted “Congrats to George Floyd, 5 years sober!” which drew mixed responses


Responded in a thread about deportation rumors in Louisiana, quoting “Louisiana Reddit”

3. Practical advice / O-T Lounge

On May 29, 2025, weighed in on parking strategies in a lounge thread, supporting backing into a spot:

“Yes. Backing into traffic vs no traffic is always the more dangerous option…”

On June 6, 2025, appeared in a “Popeyes Canada” discussion

On June 10, 2025, in a conversation about Mexican restaurant density, noted a large cultural enclave:

“We have an entire Mexican district within our city, it feels like Americanized Tijuana.”

Summary
Stealth Matrix is a long-standing, active member of Tigerdroppings (since Aug 2019) with over 10K posts, mainly in sports, politics, and lifestyle/lounge discussions. Their contributions range from game recaps and analysis of Eagles football to local commentary covering food culture, parking advice, political/social threads, and regional issues—often rooted near the New Orleans/Baton Rouge corridor.

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Or maybe we really do have a secret moon base that no one knows about.

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Maybe that's why it was time for Space Force

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I don't think anyone survived this one.

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242 on board

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Don't expect my military unit to kill the American citizens

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American citizens

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:lol:

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Kevlar tights?

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Yeah, who the hell is paying to outfit these people with kevlar anything?

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Disagree strongly. She's beyond dumb as well as deranged. Make a baby with a homeless bike thief and see what we think of you too.

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Oh shite, 4cubbies is Anna?

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Multiply that by a few million and that’s what we’re dealing with.

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That's a few million that will be very, very angry when the gravy train finally crashes.