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US company Satyress developing “threehalves” Centaur style robot for dangerous enviros

Posted on 7/30/26 at 8:53 am
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 7/30/26 at 8:53 am


Going viral for many many reasons
This post was edited on 7/30/26 at 8:55 am
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
133478 posts
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Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
18347 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 8:54 am to
yeah but can we frick it?



I keep saying if somebody makes a hot robot it'll take over the world.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
38816 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 8:57 am to
They have to be trying to make it creepy with that head.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
77199 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 8:59 am to
quote:

I keep saying if somebody makes a hot robot it'll take over the world.
Put a black robot out in the sun….

Voila!

Historically I would have readily agreed with you but based on the noticeable trends of the past decade or so about young males ambivalence worldwide towards sex, I’m not as sure.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
39336 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:00 am to
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yeah but can we frick it?


send it to muslim countries and you will find out real quick. looks too much like a goat imo....they would have that thing lubed up in a heart beat


in all seriousness looks exactly like demons in the religious text
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
126879 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:00 am to
Does it drink 24oz beer on the way home and owe five figures of child support
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35579 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:01 am to
Now I wont be able to sleep at night...

Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
71327 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:08 am to
This feels like the start of a B-horror movie
Posted by JayVegas702
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2025
1890 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:17 am to
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They have to be trying to make it creepy with that head


For real...I mean 1000% just a pole with 360° camera would be much more useful than that bullshite. It's just for attention.
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5666 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:21 am to
Looks like Helen of Troy.
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
5028 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:21 am to
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Now I wont be able to sleep at night...


Neither will the Wendigo nor Bigfoot...thing looks creepy AF to be roaming around the woods
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33959 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:27 am to
Interesting
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27709 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:34 am to
Is this graphic telling us how to kill it incase it becomes self aware and goes on a killing spree?

Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34606 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:39 am to
If that thing showed up to save me I think I’d have a good case for an emotional distress lawsuit against the company.
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3404 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 10:33 am to
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Now I wont be able to sleep at night...


A little further down the thread...

Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
12394 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 12:03 pm to
That thing looks like the devil.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
57212 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 12:05 pm to
Are good recommendations on a frt?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135356 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 2:49 pm to
"So, we can give it any head we want, make it any color."



"Pitch black hell-goat with devil horns."

"Say no more fam."
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