Bill Parker?

Cluck cluck, bwak bwak.

I dealt with this issue with the KO3 on two vehicles. Not a fan.

Chicken of the sea.

I think they're gonna play football, even if foosball is the devil.

Inner city schools are not schools. They are payroll factories

Gus was done when they took the microphone and camera away from Kristi.

My grandpa's grandfather was born pre-mature and reportedly was always of small stature. He rode with Nathan Bedford Forrest and was a very good horse thief during the war, and after, according to the stories my grandpa shared with us.

A few of my ancestors from the other side of my family fought for the confederate side as infantry and had really bad luck with dysentery and didn't make it back home.

They both were funny as hell when you listen to the Russian broadcast.

Gary Oldman EVERYONE!!! GIF incoming.

Not on purpose.

My fig trees grow against a fence. Easy access for possums. Dogs chased them most nights. Just let them be unless the dogs got ahold of one.

One day I see my neighbor walking down the street holding a possum by the tail in one hand and a rifle in his other hand. Ask him what he's doing, and he said "man, something's been eating our cat food. Found this thing living in our garage, and it's got babies."

Like a good neighbor, I didn't ask about the babies.