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re: United pilot takes an axe to a parking arm at the employee lot in Denver

Posted on 8/18/23 at 6:51 am to
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5379 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 6:51 am to
It's okay, Charlie. They have insurance.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11620 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 6:53 am to
Falling Down
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21770 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 6:56 am to
quote:

he chops at the parking arm at the exit gate of an employee parking lot 23 times


I coulda done it with 19.5 chops
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33529 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:05 am to
Supported
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6394 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:09 am to
quote:

Anybody carry around axes in their cars, or is this dude strange to begin with?


One stays in the bed of my truck.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26782 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:10 am to
We have all been there before. I’ve only imagined doing it though.
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
4015 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:13 am to
quote:

Anybody carry around axes in their cars, or is this dude strange to begin with?


Gotta have a car ax, dude.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29628 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:15 am to
Delta will put him in the air tomorrow if he gets out of jail
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20428 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:17 am to
I bet his passengers wouldn’t have to shite in a bag, and the tarmac would be covered.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8525 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:22 am to
quote:

I’d like to know why he’s got a Viking combat axe just sitting in his car.


Should have had a battery powered skill saw.
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
10844 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:24 am to
That pilot is a gosh darned hero in my book.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:25 am to
His hair is jet black at 63. I wonder if he uses the Grecian Formula.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3699 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:27 am to
quote:

I’d like to know why he’s got a Viking combat axe just sitting in his car.


Clearly it’s a recurring problem for which he devised a solution.

Come on guys.
Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
2229 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:31 am to
Yeah, he should’ve done it outside LAX or SFO. Cali don’t care anymore about no $700 parking arm
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88199 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:35 am to
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:37 am to
Posted by FlyinTiger93
Member since May 2010
3724 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:47 am to
It's Denver. An axe may be part of his winter emergency kit.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139487 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 7:56 am to
He was a pilot.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6219 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 8:01 am to
I approve of this man’s actions but don’t want to be a passenger on his plane.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
25608 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 8:02 am to
quote:

causing an estimated $700 in damage.
well worth it
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