BPTiger

One. My friend and his kid were walking down the sidewalk back to the truck after a neighborhood swim meet. The kid walked past first and the snake hit dad. Copperhead just chilling right next to the sidewalk in a neighborhood.

After a trip to the hospital and and longer than you would expect and he was back to normal.

It would be worse but a lot of mornings I raise the temperature just give the AC a break.

I call my boss a fig pretty frequently and bought him a cheap toupee/wig last Christmas. I’d say we’re on pretty good terms.

One time I got pulled over doing 104 in a 55. I was driving like an a-hole an and unmarked got behind me. I was semi-trying to lose him and then he hit his lights. Yikes.

Cop: GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO BRING YOU TO JAIL RIGHT NOW!

Me: I can’t.

Cop: I got you over 100 five times. Give me your keys.

I’d rolled down my driver side but since we were on the interstate he came to the passenger side. He goes to his car with the keys. It starts raining again and I got both windows down. Rain in coming in. Road spray coming in. Sucked.

Left with tickets for speeding ticket reckless driving.

I was out of state got a bunch of letters in the mail from lawyers. Hired one for a few hundred bucks. The cop never showed up to court over the few times they rescheduled. I think he was out of his jurisdiction when he lit me up. Ultimately the reckless charge was dropped and the speeding got reduced to 9 over.

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It's about LSU no longer being able to use Jayden's likeness for advertising, promotional, or commercial use.

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LSU is going to be forced to delete him which hurts him more than LSU.

Imagine paying $53k to go to Mississippi state or $63k to go to auburn. Good god man

Date, yes. Marry, no. She’s crazy.

That’s how it is everywhere and how it’s always been everywhere. Nothing has changed since inception. It was always expensive and now it’s more expensive due to inflation.

That was a great episode. Especially this clip.