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There's a little mouse in my basement I think it's dead but I'm still scared of it.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:28 am
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:28 am
I'm pretty sure it's dead. It's curled up in a ball and I kind of screamed and ran upstairs yesterday when I saw it. Then I went back down about 30 minutes later and put one of those 5 gallon Harbour Freight buckets over it.
When I got back from the gym last night I felt guilty like "what if he starves" so I crumbled up some cheese and quickly placed it under the bucket by lifting it just a fraction.
This morning I'm trying to screw up my courage to go lift the bucket and see if it's moved.
What do I do - like should I be prepared to hit it with a shovel if it tries to move away? I'm hoping it's dead but I've never been in this situation before thankfully.
When I got back from the gym last night I felt guilty like "what if he starves" so I crumbled up some cheese and quickly placed it under the bucket by lifting it just a fraction.
This morning I'm trying to screw up my courage to go lift the bucket and see if it's moved.
What do I do - like should I be prepared to hit it with a shovel if it tries to move away? I'm hoping it's dead but I've never been in this situation before thankfully.
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Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:30 am to SirWinston
bitch
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:30 am to SirWinston
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:30 am to SirWinston
Have your husband get it.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:30 am to SirWinston
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What do I do
Call your husband to handle it.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:31 am to SirWinston
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and I kind of screamed and ran upstairs yesterday when I saw it
Anonymous or not, I wouldn’t admit this shite. How big a pussy are you?
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:31 am to SirWinston
what...the...actual...frick.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:31 am to SirWinston
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"what if he starves"
Are you a mouse biologist
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:31 am to SirWinston
It might be Mr. Jingles. You better hope he's still alive.
This post was edited on 5/11/22 at 11:33 am
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:31 am to SirWinston
You're just going to have to move. The mouse will kick your arse.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:31 am to SirWinston
I like the part where you're worried about it starving, yet are prepared to bash its brains in with a shovel
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:32 am to SirWinston
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:32 am to SirWinston
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What do I do
Let your pussy handle it.
Or you can have a cat do it.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:33 am to Rize
I'm the man of the house and I've never been in this situation before. If my ex still lived here I think that would have helped me be more stoic about it but when it's just me I have no such societal norm to adhere to. Perhaps that's why the need for this post - to motivate myself into action? I'll make a note to discuss with my therapist tomorrow.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:33 am to caro81
Shotgun. Just blow the whole damn bucket up.
Or maybe set the house on fire.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:33 am to SirWinston
I’m never sure if you acting like a bitch is part of your character or not
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:33 am to SirWinston
I say you should continue to torture it until one of you dies.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:34 am to SirWinston
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I'm the man of the house
Sounds like the potentially dead mouse is the real man of the house.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:35 am to JetsetNuggs
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I like the part where you're worried about it starving, yet are prepared to bash its brains in with a shove
Yah I don't know what I'm doing. Like ideally I'd get it in a shoebox and drive it out to a meadow or something right? But that may involve touching it.
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