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re: A dad learns that his son is sleeping with his car - IAmNERD
[quote]Do I have a problem???[/quote] Do you want to screw your car? If so, yes you have a problem....
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re: A dad learns that his son is sleeping with his car - IAmNERD
Yeah, knew shite was gonna get crazy as soon as I saw his class ring on his finger. Those kind of dudes that actually wear class rings are usually bat shite insane....
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re: BRPD is walking into the left lane on I-12 east @ Airline to pull people over - IAmNERD
That tactic got one killed in Cleveland on I-90 like a year ago or so. They call them "pointers" up there. They run radar, then step into traffic lanes and point at you to get you to pull over for speeding. Seems like they wouldn't condone those kinds of tactics, but nonetheless, they do....
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re: Is robbing a bank the dumbest crime one can commit? - IAmNERD
The city court clerk of my hometown is in the police station. Some guy thought it was a great idea to try and Rob the clerk one day a few years ago after traffic court. That is a good idea because that's when they have the most money. I guess he didn't think about the whole building being full of co...
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re: RIP rapper XXXTentacion. Dead at 20. - IAmNERD
He has a song featuring two other upstanding members of the rap community: [b]Ski Mask tha Slump God[/b] and [b]Drugz[/b] :lol: I pray for those young men's safety following this tragedy. ...
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re: Indonesian woman dies after being swallowed whole by a python - IAmNERD
Only a woman is dumb enough to be swallowed whole by a snake while holding a machete....
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re: My truck just got stolen in Nola - IAmNERD
[quote]My keys were in the truck[/quote] Welp, there's the problem dumbass. I hate to kick a man while he's down, but Jesus dude. You are in NOLA for fricks sake. Take your keys out....
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re: Smoking in a non-smoking establishment - IAmNERD
[quote]Never smoked but chew nicotine gum[/quote] So fricking stupid. And more expensive than actually smoking....
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re: If you're a guy, which smell is the best? - IAmNERD
Smell just before and just after a quick rain shower in the summer. Water from a hose has a distinct smell to me that I love. And gasoline....
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re: Did the Cheerio bee kill Dig ‘em? - IAmNERD
Nobody cares this time either....
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re: Let’s talk about our own fan base. - IAmNERD
I've never hoped Auburn loses, but Auburn fans (myself included) get really negative, really quick, over some of the dumbest stuff. But as quick as the hate comes, the joys of AU fandom show up. It's pretty bipolar to be honest....
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re: Anyone care to shed some light on how athletes are paid/how their contracts work? - IAmNERD
Jesus. Look at all those deductions and taxes :ahh:...
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re: Peanut Butter Jelly Time - IAmNERD
[quote]Peter Pan Honey Roasted PB[/quote] Yep. GOAT Peanut butter. I'm a fan of Blackberry jelly fwiw....
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re: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever smelled in your life? - IAmNERD
My brother had a pretty bad back surgery when I was little. He ended up with a staph infection while recovering at home. When that thing ruptured, it was the most god awful smell you could imagine. It took a couple days to air out our entire house. His old room never did smell quite right to me afte...
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re: Care to share some bad habits of your significant other? - IAmNERD
[quote]she, then, likes to take those caught hairs and stick them to the shower wall in a large mangled hairball[/quote] Same. It pissed me off to no end and I have bitched about it until I can't anymore. At this point, I'm sure she's just messing with me. She also thinks our nice dining room ta...
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re: Office romance - What should I do - IAmNERD
You think she wants to frick you because she said thanks after you passed out coffee? :lol: You did your job, barista. She was just being polite....
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re: Smoking while pumping gas - IAmNERD
I do it all the time. You can throw a cig into a puddle of gasoline and nothing is going to happen....
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re: Why is Chick Fil A so popular? - IAmNERD
[quote]those wrap around lines[/quote] That's just it. The lines are 5 times as long as most other places and they still get you out of there quicker with the correct order. What other place do they have employees taking orders before the speaker because they know it is a high traffic time and get ...
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re: President Trump’s limo desperately needs a paint correction - IAmNERD
You are kind of obsessed about paint swirls on vehicles....
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