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The real reason extraterrestrials won't reveal themselves

Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:11 pm
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
18694 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:11 pm
They don’t want to be sued or get taxed...
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
5222 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:12 pm to
Government will want to tax their spaceships
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
14057 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:13 pm to
The gays will want to return the anal probes.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17127 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:15 pm to
They probably shy away from the ebt culture.

“No sign of intelligent life”
This post was edited on 7/16/26 at 10:16 pm
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74583 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:18 pm to
The more I think about it, the more I think fermi’s paradox isnt that interesting


The answer is simple: habitable planets are simply too far from earth, and light speed travel is not likely technologically possible no matter how advanced a species is.

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73379 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:19 pm to
Extraterrestrials look stupid.
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
6735 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

The answer is simple: habitable planets are simply too far from earth, and light speed travel is not likely technologically possible no matter how advanced a species is.

Without direct evidence otherwise, this is the logical take.
Posted by Obi Wan Ryobi
Member since Feb 2026
246 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:21 pm to
I just time traveled to the 90s and opened an email on my account at mobiltel.com
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
2161 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

The answer is simple: habitable planets are simply too far from earth, and light speed travel is not likely technologically possible no matter how advanced a species is.



I dont disagree but there very well could be other methods to cross vast distances that can be implemented but we just dont know how.

For example, an engine that deforms space time around a vessel is theoretically possible and they have been able to reduce its theoretical energy needs down from the mass equivalent of a galaxy to the mass equivalent of Jupiter.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80659 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

The answer is simple: habitable planets are simply too far from earth, and light speed travel is not likely technologically possible no matter how advanced a species is
And why come here? Who gives a shite? We aren't that interesting especially the morons whose asses they supposedly cant stop digging in. Traveling light years or across dimensions to dig in hillbilly asses. They're not aiming very high.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11037 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:25 pm to
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And why come here?


Because we taste like chicken.
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
4096 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:30 pm to
that's a good thought but if there were ets, they probably would see us as a virus and who could blame them.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122427 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:31 pm to
I don't thing we would be in position to tax living being that figured out how to space travel.
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
18694 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

I don't thing we would be in position to tax living being that figured out how to space travel.

Then I guess they won't be moving to NYC or CA...
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6146 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 2:01 am to
Or get eaten in south Louisiana.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 2:55 am to
Their saucers seem kind of small.
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
11099 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 5:47 am to
I remember drunk-posting too
Posted by purpleblackandgold
BR
Member since Aug 2007
174 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 8:20 am to
Because they like watching the movie from a distance.
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1830 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 9:25 am to
They can clearly see the future better than us humanoids




Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
7809 posts
Posted on 7/17/26 at 10:11 am to


Extraterrestrials would want to come here to serve man.

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