- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
The real reason extraterrestrials won't reveal themselves
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:11 pm
They don’t want to be sued or get taxed...
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:12 pm to Enadious
Government will want to tax their spaceships
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:13 pm to Enadious
The gays will want to return the anal probes.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:15 pm to Enadious
They probably shy away from the ebt culture.
“No sign of intelligent life”
“No sign of intelligent life”
This post was edited on 7/16/26 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:18 pm to Enadious
The more I think about it, the more I think fermi’s paradox isnt that interesting
The answer is simple: habitable planets are simply too far from earth, and light speed travel is not likely technologically possible no matter how advanced a species is.
The answer is simple: habitable planets are simply too far from earth, and light speed travel is not likely technologically possible no matter how advanced a species is.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:19 pm to Enadious
Extraterrestrials look stupid.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:21 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:
The answer is simple: habitable planets are simply too far from earth, and light speed travel is not likely technologically possible no matter how advanced a species is.
Without direct evidence otherwise, this is the logical take.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:21 pm to Enadious
I just time traveled to the 90s and opened an email on my account at mobiltel.com
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:21 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:
The answer is simple: habitable planets are simply too far from earth, and light speed travel is not likely technologically possible no matter how advanced a species is.
I dont disagree but there very well could be other methods to cross vast distances that can be implemented but we just dont know how.
For example, an engine that deforms space time around a vessel is theoretically possible and they have been able to reduce its theoretical energy needs down from the mass equivalent of a galaxy to the mass equivalent of Jupiter.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:22 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:And why come here? Who gives a shite? We aren't that interesting especially the morons whose asses they supposedly cant stop digging in. Traveling light years or across dimensions to dig in hillbilly asses. They're not aiming very high.
The answer is simple: habitable planets are simply too far from earth, and light speed travel is not likely technologically possible no matter how advanced a species is
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:25 pm to Jake88
quote:
And why come here?
Because we taste like chicken.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:30 pm to Enadious
that's a good thought but if there were ets, they probably would see us as a virus and who could blame them.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:31 pm to Enadious
I don't thing we would be in position to tax living being that figured out how to space travel.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:05 pm to OweO
quote:
I don't thing we would be in position to tax living being that figured out how to space travel.
Then I guess they won't be moving to NYC or CA...
Posted on 7/17/26 at 2:01 am to Enadious
Or get eaten in south Louisiana.
Posted on 7/17/26 at 2:55 am to Enadious
Their saucers seem kind of small.
Posted on 7/17/26 at 5:47 am to Enadious
I remember drunk-posting too
Posted on 7/17/26 at 8:20 am to Enadious
Because they like watching the movie from a distance. 
Posted on 7/17/26 at 9:25 am to Enadious
They can clearly see the future better than us humanoids
Posted on 7/17/26 at 10:11 am to dblwall
Extraterrestrials would want to come here to serve man.
Popular
Back to top


14








