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re: The dream boyfriend

Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17059 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

"Loves me a LOT."


Well, I would need to see pics before I can make that determination.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
2973 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:34 pm to
I don't love NYC, don't want to hear her shite, & frick running. Guess I'm out

Oh and too old.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78964 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:36 pm to
Welcome to point 00000000000000.05 percent of American men. Happy fishing and looking forward to seeing your helicopter/bikini pics on social media.
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7115 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

6ft


no

quote:

- $300-500K total comp



hahaha

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- very ambitious & driven



I drive myself all the time

quote:

- 27-33yo



I used to be

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- brown eyes



CHECK

quote:

- loves nyc



nope

quote:

- rlly funny but a bit weird



I think I'm funny and my wife says I'm weird. CHECK

quote:

- rlly kind & has a moral system



I've grown to hate people, so nope.

quote:

- not trust fund baby (self made)



CHECK

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- good taste



nope

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- good listener & planner



sorry

quote:

- loves running & reading



running, yeah right, but I do read TD on the reg

quote:

- loves me a LOT



nah



I'm a 3.5/13
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22526 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:43 pm to
$300-500K total comp

This the main one for most of them..
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4332 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:43 pm to
As a teacher who makes just over $50k per year, I know my wife loves me for me and, perhaps, my penis.
Posted by Joe_Dirte
Southwest LA
Member since Feb 2019
650 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:59 pm to
any 'self made' guy making 500k will not spend much time doting over a woman, that's for sure.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19416 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:07 pm to
My dream bf
- 6ft - Check
- $300-500K total comp -- Negative 104K per/yr
- very ambitious & driven -- Partially, I'm getting old
- 27-33yo -- psst , I can whoop most younguns though
- brown eyes -- blue
- loves nyc --- Would rather go fishing
- rlly funny but a bit weird -- Can be funny when drinking
- rlly kind & has a moral system ---- Have morals - not tolerant of all the bullshite going on
- not trust fund baby (self made) -- Check
- good taste -- I like a good steak, snatch and beer taste
- good listener & planner -- Negative
- loves running & reading -- Negative
- loves me a LOT -- Depends on if you are a count or not
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65500 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:11 pm to
Basically every dude who posts here. Except for the reading part. Books are for nerds
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8290 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:11 pm to
It's not hard to find a man who fits those categories besides the money. Of course, he may not "love" NYC, running, and reading. But, the rest is available if the woman actually gives the guy a chance and truly gets to know him.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42229 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

How tall is the mailman?

We have a mail woman
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22526 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

It's not hard to find a man who fits those categories besides the money. Of course, he may not "love" NYC, running, and reading. But, the rest is available if the woman actually gives the guy a chance and truly gets to know him.


The money is one of the main hang ups with women who have lists like this..
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
2010 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:16 pm to
quote:


- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven



Average OT poster
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25395 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:16 pm to
Self made 27-33 year old that earns up to a half million a year that has time for hobbies.

Good luck.

There are a lot of red flags in that one. Namely that in 5 years if this guy loses his job in a layoff, he loses the wife and kids too. Run away.
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 1:19 pm
Posted by Sticky37
Member since Jun 2016
509 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

$300-500K total comp


Single guys, get your passports. Fishing is over here. The water has been polluted.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6562 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

GreenRockTiger



Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
4321 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

- $300-500K total comp -
27-33yo - not trust fund baby (self made)


So that basically leaves an associate attorney at a big law firm in one of the 10 biggest cities in the US. Spoiler - no one is happy being an associate attorney at a big law firm.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6578 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:21 pm to
Single and ready to mingle at 25: "I have a long list of requirements for a man. If you don't have all the Sixes, don't even bother"

Single and childless at 35: "Nobody will go out with me. WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD MEN???"
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35557 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

this thread will really suck when tiger"girl" comes in and says "as a woman, I would take an overweight guy who sacks french fries at Wendy's."


Walt is back so back to the closet tigergirl goes.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47803 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

My dream bf - 6ft - $300-500K total comp - very ambitious & driven - 27-33yo - brown eyes - loves nyc - rlly funny but a bit weird - rlly kind & has a moral system - not trust fund baby (self made) - good taste - good listener & planner - loves running & reading - loves me a LOT


“#bLm, aCaB, nO tErFs, nO sWeRfS, nO tRuMpErS”
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 1:38 pm
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