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Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:58 am to sidewalkside
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A&M Bro posting about his dream boyfriend...the jokes write themselves
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:00 pm to chinhoyang
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my dream gf:
- tall
- slender
- stacked (real ones)
- thought provoking posterior
- $1.0 m to 5.0m trust fund
- very ambitious & driven: to frick all the time
- 22 to 30 yo
- blue eyes
- loves to give me knobbers
- not a huge bitch
- totally devoted to me
- lets me watch and participate in all sports I desire
- dresses nicely
- works out
- great cook
- worships me
Hell yeah baw.
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:00 pm to fareplay
quote:
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven
- not trust fund baby (self made)
- loves me a LOT
Here is the big problem with that. Especially in NYC. The comp range and age point to a Wall Street banker or lawyer on a fast track. That means he is still doing 80-100 hour weeks and the. Hitting the bars at 11 many nights with “the boys” to network and blow off steam.
As entitled as this theoretical woman sound she wants a dude to be home by 6 each evening to show her “LOVE”. He can’t do both in his mid to late 20s. He can make a shite ton of money OR be home to show that love. Not both.
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:01 pm to fareplay
Is that all 
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:01 pm to fareplay
are you whining again today?
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:01 pm to HempHead
I suspect the young guys would settle for:
- no fake mumba lips
- no laden with tats
- less than 150 pounds
- no vd
- not a junkie
- a real vag, lightly used
- no rude, flappy gash
- no fake mumba lips
- no laden with tats
- less than 150 pounds
- no vd
- not a junkie
- a real vag, lightly used
- no rude, flappy gash
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:03 pm to diat150
quote:
whats that like .0003 % of men in the world? maybe lmao
LINK - Female Delusion Calculator
.032% in the US according to the above.
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:04 pm to fareplay
quote:
My dream bf
- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven
- 27-33yo
- brown eyes
- loves nyc
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- not trust fund baby (self made)
- good taste
- good listener & planner
- loves running & reading
- loves me a LOT
i would celebrate pride month for all that
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:04 pm to chinhoyang
plus no BBLs
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:05 pm to jclem11
this thread will really suck when tiger"girl" comes in and says "as a woman, I would take an overweight guy who sacks french fries at Wendy's."
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:06 pm to GreenRockTiger
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I did well except my husband isn’t 6 ft
But two of our sons already sre
How tall is the mailman?
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:07 pm to jclem11
quote:
LINK - Female Delusion Calculator
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:07 pm to fareplay
quote:
This is what women think their ideal men should be.
A random chick on Twitter does not represent “women”
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:10 pm to fareplay
quote:
My dream bf
- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven
- 27-33yo
- brown eyes
- loves nyc
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- not trust fund baby (self made)
- good taste
- good listener & planner
- loves running & reading
- loves me a LOT
And what exactly is she bringing to the table?
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:11 pm to fareplay
Funny, I have the same list for a girlfriend, except replace "6ft" with "big tits"
Get to work sluts. I'm not finding it.
Get to work sluts. I'm not finding it.
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:12 pm to Bard
quote:
And what exactly is she bringing to the table?
Hint it is undefeated
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:14 pm to fareplay
Dream Girlfriend:
Real eye lashes
Real eye brows
Real teeth
Real hair color
No Kids
Real boobs
No butt implants
Must Work, 100k or better
Must not be fertile
Being able to speak is not necessary, consider it a plus if unable to talk.
Wish me luck guys.
Real eye lashes
Real eye brows
Real teeth
Real hair color
No Kids
Real boobs
No butt implants
Must Work, 100k or better
Must not be fertile
Being able to speak is not necessary, consider it a plus if unable to talk.
Wish me luck guys.
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:21 pm to fareplay
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:23 pm to fareplay
Good luck ladies
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