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The dream boyfriend

Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:30 am
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
4886 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:30 am
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My dream bf
- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven
- 27-33yo
- brown eyes
- loves nyc
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- not trust fund baby (self made)
- good taste
- good listener & planner
- loves running & reading
- loves me a LOT


This is what women think their ideal men should be. Love is last height and money top.

Modern dating not sustainable for men
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35182 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:34 am to
I’ve got the brown eyes and a bit weird.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12722 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:38 am to
quote:

- $300-500K total comp
- 27-33yo
- not trust fund baby (self made)


Good luck with that
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Modern dating not sustainable for men


Doesn’t sound very realistic for women, either
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
1662 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:42 am to
A&M Bro posting about his dream boyfriend...the jokes write themselves
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38791 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:43 am to
quote:

loves nyc

Lol good luck

Pre Covid very average dudes were shooting fish in a barrel in the city
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29483 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:43 am to
Bitches are crazy.
quote:

very ambitious & driven
Then the bitch is gonna complain because he spends too much time on his career and not on her.

fricking women.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:49 am to
quote:

not trust fund baby (self made)


like women care
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41680 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:50 am to
I did well except my husband isn’t 6 ft

But two of our sons already sre
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21517 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:51 am to
quote:

This is what those identifying as women think their ideal men should be.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55495 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:52 am to
So, she wants some nerd who made it in to IB in NYC but isn't actually that nerdy.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48575 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:53 am to
quote:

I’ve got the brown eyes and a bit weird.

Same and I'm over 6'. Don't check too many other boxes though
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54330 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:54 am to
We're safe, brother Hemp. That one ain't coming snooping around the hills and hollers, turning over rocks looking for a man.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260766 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:54 am to
quote:

Modern dating not sustainable for men


It is if you stop looking at shitty women.

Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57706 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:55 am to
Young people these days consume too much Hollywood entertainment and influencer content that warps their reality.

The average college graduate makes $55,000 a year, and even the highest paying jobs aren’t paying $500,000 a year until many years after college.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26610 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:55 am to
quote:

- $300-500K total comp


Imagine that....

You forgot, "a deep dark secret in their life where she can fix him"
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 12:02 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55495 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:55 am to
quote:

That one ain't coming snooping around the hills and hollers, turning over rocks looking for a man.




One would hope not.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18911 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:55 am to
quote:

loves nyc

Lol good luck

Pre Covid very average dudes were shooting fish in a barrel in the city


I was at a bar in Manhattan in the 90's on business and a legit OT8 walks up and offers to buy me a drink. I ain't bad but this was a new one for me. I don't pull that kind of arse. As drinks were $12 back then (which was a ton) I took the drink and told her I was from out of town and leaving in the morning and was in a committed relationship. Her response? "No sweat, I moved here six months ago and it's nice just to talk to a guy who is straight and isn't an idiot. I can't get a date in this town." That was when I realized all those articles about there being three eligible women to every man in NYC weren't just made up media bullshite.
Posted by latech15
Member since Aug 2015
1170 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:56 am to
That is likely coming from a 5’1” 180lb chick with no job but thinks she is an “influencer” because she spends all day on tic tok
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23464 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 11:57 am to
let's reverse the tables:

my dream gf:

- tall
- slender
- stacked (real ones)
- thought provoking posterior
- $1.0 m to 5.0m trust fund
- very ambitious & driven: to frick all the time
- 22 to 30 yo
- blue eyes
- loves to give me knobbers
- not a huge bitch
- totally devoted to me
- lets me watch and participate in all sports I desire
- dresses nicely
- works out
- great cook
- worships me
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 11:58 am
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