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re: The dream boyfriend

Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20253 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

$300-500K total comp

That’s NYC. How much is NYC $300k compared to Louisiana dollars? $150k?

Edit: Bankrate.com says NYC $300k = Baton Rouge $127k
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 3:34 pm
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7051 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:35 pm to
I think I’m pretty close here.

Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97713 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

It's less than 1%


That’s why I said .1%
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90874 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

loves nyc


Welp I’m out
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90874 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

I took the drink and told her I was from out of town and leaving in the morning and was in a committed relationship. Her response? "No sweat, I moved here six months ago and it's nice just to talk to a guy who is straight and isn't an idiot. I can't get a date in this town." That was when I realized all those articles about there being three eligible women to every man in NYC weren't just made up media bullshite.


Damn I wish I weren’t married I’d have to check out the NYC scene
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35558 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

So like the top 10% of men?


You think 1 out of 10 men (of any age) are both at or above 6 feet AND make at least 300k?

Idk who’s more delusional, you or this broad.
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 4:29 pm
Posted by StreamsOfWhiskey
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Jun 2013
586 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 4:54 pm to
I’ve got the height and the comp, but none of the rest of it…and I’m already married and have been for 25 years. Most who meet those lofty standards will already be taken.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16243 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:05 pm to
quote:


My dream bf
- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven
- 27-33yo
- brown eyes
- loves nyc
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- not trust fund baby (self made)
- good taste
- good listener & planner
- loves running & reading
- loves me a LOT



I meet all of her criteria except those in bold. But here is the kicker, I would never settle for a girl like her who is bringing none of the above to the table. She is likely just hot and nothing else.

I married someone who is my equal in education, morals, work ethic, and intelligence. My wife would never make a stupid list like that. She was more interested in developing her own career instead of chasing guys. She was the first girl I ever admired and wanted to make her proud of me.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61349 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

Most guys list:

1. Loves me.
2. Does not try and change me.
3. Does not complain.
4. Likes sex with me.
5. Does not have sex with other guys.


99% of women cannot meet that standard.


You forgot not fat and not terrible with money.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61349 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

The money is one of the main hang ups with women who have lists like this..


Women like this will date some random foreign dude who's loaded but also short and fat.


Look at Holly Sonders and Vegas Dave. They want to be seen and money feeds their ego.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48760 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

Look at Holly Sonders and Vegas Dave.

She looks like a science project gone horribly wrong. Too bad because she was a solid 9 pre plastic surgery
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203387 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:22 pm to
She was smokin hot before she destroyed herself with a grinder.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48760 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:26 pm to
I don't know why women do that shite to themselves. It almost never looks better. She's only 36. She'd probably still be smoking hot.

Who cares if you don't look 30 when you are 55
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39266 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

I would never settle for a girl like her who is bringing none of the above to the table. She is likely just hot and nothing else.

Highly doubtful that she's hot. Women with these kind of lists tend to be late 30's - early 40s, have multiple kids from multiple men, overweight, and have some shitty job if they work at all. Also they are extremely leftist in their politics and demand you be that way too.
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
49021 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:32 pm to
I hate NYC, I'm 5'11, I lift dont run and only make around 250.

But I do have brown eyes.

Sorry bae
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
103948 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

loves nyc
What? I can't do it.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Modern dating not sustainable for men


Breeding is an experiment run by women. Since the 80's it has jumped the shark so badly the odds of survival as an intelligent species is not looking good.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203387 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:34 pm to
Correct…
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15838 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:34 pm to
My list is different

Conservative
Christian
Supporter of Second Amendment rights
Enjoys fishing
Gun collector
Interest in Civil War history
Loves football
Willing to live on a farm
Nice to animals
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25395 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:35 pm to
A woman that is careful with money is extremely important for a long term thing.
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