re: The dream boyfriend

Posted by SECdragonmaster

Order of the Dragons

Member since Dec 2013

16243 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:44 pm to fareplay

Most guys list:

1. Loves me.
2. Does not try and change me.
3. Does not complain.
4. Likes sex with me.
5. Does not have sex with other guys.

99% of women cannot meet that standard.

Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler

Member since Dec 2011

60221 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:46 pm to HempHead

quote:
So, she wants some nerd who made it in to IB in NYC but isn't actually that nerdy.

and has a strong moral compass

Posted by GreenRockTiger

vortex to the whirlpool of despair

Member since Jun 2020

42229 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 1:50 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz

I doubt you’d slap me IRL homo

Posted by FightinTigersDammit

Louisiana North

Member since Mar 2006

34826 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:05 pm to fareplay

Damn me and my blue eyes

Posted by tss22h8

30.4 N 90.9 W

Member since Jan 2007

18658 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:09 pm to fareplay

quote:
- good taste

Tastes good?

Posted by Captain Crackysack

Member since Oct 2017

2231 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:27 pm to fareplay

Any broad that refers to pay as “total comp” is batshit insane

Posted by StringedInstruments

Member since Oct 2013

18465 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:30 pm to GreenRockTiger

quote:
We have a mail woman

Posted by rexorotten

Missouri

Member since Oct 2013

3935 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:32 pm to fareplay

quote:
- very ambitious & driven

So wants this for him so she doesn't have to be.

Posted by Rick9Plus

Baton Rouge

Member since Jul 2020

1738 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:37 pm to Captain Crackysack

quote:
Any broad that refers to pay as “total comp” is bat shite insane

That sounds more like something a man pretending to be a woman would say.

Posted by jclem11

Neoliberal Shill

Member since Nov 2011

7844 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:44 pm to chalmetteowl

quote:
sWeRfS

When the OT learns about these gals...

Posted by meansonny

ATL

Member since Sep 2012

25757 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 2:45 pm to Rick9Plus

quote:
That sounds more like something a man pretending to be a woman would say.

Or she works in HR which makes her more bat shite than any nurse you ever hooked up with.

Posted by dgnx6

Baton Rouge

Member since Feb 2006

68914 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:11 pm to fareplay

quote:
- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp

So like the top 10% of men?

Jesus western woman value themselves too highly. You are here to make babies.

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Posted by CocomoLSU

Inside your dome.

Member since Feb 2004

150867 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:15 pm to dgnx6

To be fair, that list is a "dream boyfriend," not an expected standard. So at least there's some hope.

Posted by LCA131

Home of the Fake Sig lines

Member since Feb 2008

72615 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:15 pm to OysterPoBoy

quote:
I’ve got the brown eyes

The op would like to bust your brown eye

Posted by yellowfin

Coastal Bar

Member since May 2006

97713 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:17 pm to dgnx6

quote:
So like the top 10% of men?

If you include the age requirement then it’s probably more like .1% of men qualify

Posted by PrecedentedTimes

Member since Dec 2020

3128 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:17 pm to fareplay

quote:
fareplay

This is the second thread like this you’ve made in as many days.

Methinks you need to go out and get the ole bone smooched

Posted by 3nOut

Central Texas, TX

Member since Jan 2013

29005 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:19 pm to 0x15E

quote:
- $300-500K total comp
- 27-33yo
- not trust fund baby (self made)

Good luck with that

not a lot of dudes making over 300k that aren't nailed down already. pipe dream.

Posted by WilWood

BFE Louisiana

Member since Apr 2023

167 posts

Posted on 6/5/23 at 3:22 pm to fareplay

quote:
rlly

Couldn’t go the extra mile to spell out “really”?